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Monthly Archives: May 2011

Late Night Political Humor

“After Osama bin Laden’s death on Sunday, there was a 1 million percent increase in ‘bin Laden’ searches on Google. Which means people were going, ‘Yes! We got bin Laden! Hold on, who’s that again?’” – Jimmy Fallon “He’s up to 2,000 friends on Shot-in-the-Facebook.” – Jimmy Kimmel “Last night the Dalai Lama implied that […]

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CIA Employee of the Month Update

© Matt Bors I haven’t seen much mention in the US media about how Osama bin Laden used to be on the CIA payroll.

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I feel safer already

Two passengers, both dressed in traditional Muslim attire, were removed from an airplane on Friday because passengers on the flight felt uncomfortable. The two men went through security screening three times, but the pilot refused to let them back on the airplane. What makes this ironic is that the two men were on their way […]

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The Terror in His Eyes

© Rob Rogers Another GOP talking point bites the dust.

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Bribery and Corruption for Fun and Profit

A few weeks ago the front page of the London Sunday Times newspaper broke a story about how some investigative reporters posed as lobbyists for the banking industry trying to get banking reform legislation watered down. Three members of the European parliament took the bait, and agreed to be paid a yearly salary of 100,000 […]

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The Rule of Law? Not in NOLA

Paul Craig Roberts, a former editor of the Wall Street Journal and former assistant secretary to the treasury under Ronald Reagan, wrote recently: “Police in the US now rival criminals, and exceed terrorists as the greatest threat to the American public.” If you don’t believe him, read this article on the criminal justice system in […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“Finding bin Laden was like finding a needle in a country that swore it didn’t have needles.” – Stephen Colbert ‘He was living a half a mile from Pakistan’s version of West Point in a town surrounded by retired ex-military officers. Let me put it in New York City terms. Bin Laden was on 21st […]

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Income Redistribution – Upward!

The new Fortune 500 listings are out, ranking big corporations by revenue. But the list gets even more interesting if you rank them by profits. Exxon Mobil is #2 by revenue, but they are far and away #1 in profits, making what even Fortune magazine called “astonishing” profits of $35.6 billion dollars. That’s 52 times […]

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Political Typology

Pew Research has an interesting (but short) quiz that can help you identify your politics. I wouldn’t take it too seriously, since I don’t think the labels “conservative” and “liberal” actually have any meaning anymore, but it is a fun diversion.

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Suspension of Belief

Does anyone really think that releasing photos of Osama bin Laden will convince any of these idiots? This is why you don’t negotiate with terrorists. © Scott Stantis

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Crony Capitalism killed the Free Market and Democracy

David Stockman, director of the Office of Management and Budget under Reagan and a former Congressman puts it bluntly “I believe we no longer have free market capitalism and we no longer have a democracy.” What we have instead is “crony capitalism” — a system that is rigged in favor of the financial elite, and […]

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The Irony of Redemptive Violence

© Andy Singer Osama bin Laden often said that his goal was to bankrupt our economy. Let’s make sure he didn’t succeed.

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Late Night Political Humor

“We finally killed bin Laden. That didn’t take too long.” – David Letterman “The good news: Osama bin Laden is dead. The bad news: there is no bad news.” – Jay Leno “I’m as giddy as a schoolgirl who just shot bin Laden in the eye. Suck my giant American balls, Al Qaeda. Hey Osama, […]

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Congressional Action

Satirist Andy Borowitz reports that a new poll shows that 97% of Americans favor SEAL Team Six — the elite unit that took out Osama bin Laden — landing on the US Capitol building and taking out Congress by force. According to the study “There’s a broad consensus out there that the Navy SEALs get […]

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Tortured Logic

Conservatives are trying to promote the idea that former president Bush deserves some, if not most, of the credit for finding Osama bin Laden, and that torture provided the information that helped find him. For example, Representative Steve King (R-IA) wrote “Wonder what President Obama thinks of water boarding now?” and the Tea Party Express […]

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