Reliable sources say a Super-PAC craze is sweeping the nation. Don’t get left out. Stephen Colbert will help you start your own Super PAC, for just $99.
According to the Federal Election Commission, “more Texans have donated to Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow [Colbert’s Super PAC] than to the pro-Romney Restore Our Future.”
ahahahahaahaha man if I didnt have to buy new tires for my car I’d buy one of them super fun packs
I should start a Super Duper PAC, I’ll call it “Americans for a Better Tomorrow for my kids, Today”. Here’s my pitch, If I can get everyone to donate just $1, they’ll have a better tomorrow, today. Rather then throw your money out the window and watch it fall into the hands of special interest, you can be assured that it will go to a better cause, mainly my kids education. One of them could end end doing something really great. Think how good you’d feel knowing that you played a crucial role in making that happen.
I promise to list every donors name on any award, like the Nobel prize, when or if they recieve it.
PatriotSgt, I think you ARE a special interest group in this case. Better have them send me the $1.