© Jen Sorensen I’m not sure I get the reference to Henry Kissinger. My understanding is that Kissinger was quite popular with women.
“A man in Albuquerque has registered his dog to vote. Apparently the dog likes the current administration but he’s not sure he wants another 28 years of Obama.” – Conan O’Brien “While visiting a GM plant President Obama pledged to buy a Chevy Volt after his presidency ends in five years. Today Mitt Romney said, […]
Politicians may be afraid to take on Rush Limbaugh, but a few people aren’t: I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, Jon Stewart is brilliant. As an added bonus, Stephen Colbert “rushes” to make sure that Stewart doesn’t have all the fun: Twenty six companies have pulled their advertising from Limbaugh’s show. If […]
© Ruben Bolling If you don’t believe this actually happens, read the sad story of Scotts Miracle-Gro and and the National Wildlife Federation. Luckily, after Scotts was found guilty in two separate incidents of being environmentally evil and the resulting public outcry, NWF changed their minds.
© Schot Increasingly, the main subjects of the media is the media itself, or stuff they just make up. Look at the coverage of the Republican primaries, or about Rush Limbaugh, or celebrities, etc.
“Mitt Romney won in Michigan last night. It was certainly a close race — a real nail-biter or, in Romney’s case, a real manicure.” – David Letterman “Last night Mitt Romney came in first place in the Michigan primary, although he barely won. Incidentally, ‘barely one’ is also the total number of votes Ron Paul […]
© Dan Wasserman Everyone wants to cut government spending, except for any programs that benefit themselves.
© Lalo Alcaraz And a drug whore at that. Limbaugh issued a rather lame apology on his website for calling a woman a “slut” and a “prostitute”, but it doesn’t seem like that is going to be enough. Despite the apology, two more sponsors have pulled the plug on Limbaugh, bringing the total number of […]
“Rick Santorum is saying the kids that go to college are snobs. Rick Santorum has a new program for children. It’s called Every Child Left Behind.” – David Letterman “Rick Santorum has been surging in the polls lately. Apparently voters are responding to his message of no birth control and public schools.” – Jimmy Kimmel […]
© Lee Judge The North Koreans have decided they would rather have food than nuclear weapons. However, the voice of the Republican party Rush Limbaugh seems to be going nuclear all on his own.
So, the excuse being given for spiking gas prices is news that Iran would halt shipment of oil to Britain and France. The problem with this excuse is that both Britain and France had already stopped buying oil from Iran. Not only that, but a director of the International Energy Agency points out that there […]
“Rick Santorum now says he’s against separation of church and state. But he’s not against separation of sweaters and sleeves.” – David Letterman “Rick, I’m sorry that hearing that JFK speech on religion makes you throw up. But if it makes you feel any better, if JFK were alive today, knowing you were running for […]
© Clay Bennett Personally, I think bailouts of any kind are a bad idea, even when they work. However, it is still hilarious to see Republicans campaigning in Michigan against the bailout of the auto industry.
Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio today revealed the results of his six month investigation into the validity of Obama’s birth certificate. I’ll give you one guess what they decided. The investigation was headed by Jerry Corsi, who works for a website that encourages readers to pray for Obama’s defeat and replacement with a “godly candidate”. Corsi […]
Yesterday’s headline in satire rag The Onion is closer to reality than most of what passes for news in this country now. Romney Thanks State He Was Born And Raised In For Just Barely Giving Him Enough Votes To Beat Total Maniac © Lee Judge
