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Monthly Archives: April 2013

Late Night Political Humor

“Public Policy Polling asked a group of 1,200 registered voters, and 13 percent said they believe Obama is the Antichrist and another 13 percent were not sure. I feel if he were the Antichrist, he would be getting more legislation passed.” – Jimmy Kimmel “Yesterday President Obama shot baskets at the White House and made […]

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The Force Will Be With You

© Ted Rall We now have two Republican Senators who are in favor of gay marriage. While only one of them has a gay son, it took a near-death experience to change the mind of the second one.

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Late Night Political Humor

“The White House held its 135th annual Easter Egg Roll. President Obama and Mrs. Obama were there. The theme was ‘Be healthy, be active, be you.’ They had a yoga garden, which sounds like a place you threaten kids with when they are bad. ‘I will send you straight to the yoga garden, little mister’.” […]

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GOP Talking Point Decoder

© Keegan Fife VerBurg

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Late Night Political Humor

“North Korea is now threatening the United States with all-out war. What did Dennis Rodman say to these people? What did he do?” – Jay Leno “North Korea is warning the U.S. that war with South Korea may break out at any minute. Or as Obama put it, ‘Can’t believe I’m doing this. Get me […]

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Freedom to Complain

© Jen Sorensen Who knew Scalia was such a vanguard, protecting our freedom to complain and our freedom to be offended. The actual quote from Scalia is from this article, which also contains other anti-gay statements by him.

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Roger Ebert RIP

[from the end of his memoirs] Kindness covers all of my political beliefs. No need to spell them out. I believe that if, at the end, according to our abilities, we have done something to make others a little happier, and something to make ourselves a little happier, that is about the best we can […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“Today is the second day on which the Supreme Court heard arguments for and against same-sex marriage, commonly referred to as gay marriage, which is commonly referred to as the magic of Siegfried and Roy.” – David Letterman “Bill Clinton now says he wishes he had supported gay marriage back when he was president. Clinton […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“A recent poll found that 58% of Americans now think it should be legal for gays and lesbians to get married. And the other 42% object only because they don’t want to go to another goddamn wedding.” – Stephen Colbert “The Supreme Court heard arguments on the constitutionality of same-sex marriage. It could be a […]

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Are Anti-Gay Forces Panicking Because They Are Losing?

[excerpted from Alternet] “If same-sex so-called marriage is established as the law of the land, many of the people who are listening to my voice right now, not maybe immediately but at some point in the future, if they are followers of Christ, will be forced underground. Their buildings will be taken away from them, […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“The former Pope got together today with the new Pope for a Pope reunion special. They referred to each other as New Pope and Pope Classic.” – Craig Ferguson “Over the weekend the current Pope and the former Pope had lunch together. The waiter who served them said they spent the whole time bitching about […]

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White House Accidentally Orders Drone Strike on Fox News Headquarters

[excerpted from Free Wood Post] On Thursday, at approximately 2:37 AM, members of the Joint Chiefs alerted President Obama that the Drone Strike System or DSS had activated and that several fully armed drones had been sent to deal with an “immediate threat to national security”. The President, realizing the system’s mistake was able to […]

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Late Night Political Humor

“There’s a big controversy with the History Channel’s mini-series The Bible. Well, it seems the actor playing Satan bears an uncanny resemblance to President Obama. You know, this isn’t the first time the president’s been portrayed as the devil. FOX News does it every single day. This is not new.” – Jay Leno “The Republican […]

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What would we do without conservatives?

A lot. Want proof? Just look to California. People like to think of California as uber liberal, but it really isn’t. After all, it is the home of Orange county (one of the most conservative places in the US), was the state of Reagan and Nixon, the birthplace of modern religious conservatism, and it fired […]

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