“North Korea is now threatening the United States with all-out war. What did Dennis Rodman say to these people? What did he do?” – Jay Leno “North Korea is warning the U.S. that war with South Korea may break out at any minute. Or as Obama put it, ‘Can’t believe I’m doing this. Get me […]
© Jen Sorensen Who knew Scalia was such a vanguard, protecting our freedom to complain and our freedom to be offended. The actual quote from Scalia is from this article, which also contains other anti-gay statements by him.
[from the end of his memoirs] Kindness covers all of my political beliefs. No need to spell them out. I believe that if, at the end, according to our abilities, we have done something to make others a little happier, and something to make ourselves a little happier, that is about the best we can […]
“Today is the second day on which the Supreme Court heard arguments for and against same-sex marriage, commonly referred to as gay marriage, which is commonly referred to as the magic of Siegfried and Roy.” – David Letterman “Bill Clinton now says he wishes he had supported gay marriage back when he was president. Clinton […]
“A recent poll found that 58% of Americans now think it should be legal for gays and lesbians to get married. And the other 42% object only because they don’t want to go to another goddamn wedding.” – Stephen Colbert “The Supreme Court heard arguments on the constitutionality of same-sex marriage. It could be a […]
[excerpted from Alternet] “If same-sex so-called marriage is established as the law of the land, many of the people who are listening to my voice right now, not maybe immediately but at some point in the future, if they are followers of Christ, will be forced underground. Their buildings will be taken away from them, […]
“The former Pope got together today with the new Pope for a Pope reunion special. They referred to each other as New Pope and Pope Classic.” – Craig Ferguson “Over the weekend the current Pope and the former Pope had lunch together. The waiter who served them said they spent the whole time bitching about […]
[excerpted from Free Wood Post] On Thursday, at approximately 2:37 AM, members of the Joint Chiefs alerted President Obama that the Drone Strike System or DSS had activated and that several fully armed drones had been sent to deal with an “immediate threat to national security”. The President, realizing the system’s mistake was able to […]
“There’s a big controversy with the History Channel’s mini-series The Bible. Well, it seems the actor playing Satan bears an uncanny resemblance to President Obama. You know, this isn’t the first time the president’s been portrayed as the devil. FOX News does it every single day. This is not new.” – Jay Leno “The Republican […]
A lot. Want proof? Just look to California. People like to think of California as uber liberal, but it really isn’t. After all, it is the home of Orange county (one of the most conservative places in the US), was the state of Reagan and Nixon, the birthplace of modern religious conservatism, and it fired […]
© Jim Morin It will be interesting to see how the Supreme Court deals with the constitutionality of California’s Prop 8 and the federal Defense of Marriage Act. After all, if the definition of marriage is up to the states, then how can DOMA — which defined marriage at the federal level for the first […]
“President Obama filled out his NCAA tournament bracket. He picked Florida, Indiana, Louisville, and Ohio State to go to the Final Four. Crazy that it’s been four months since the election, and he still needs Florida and Ohio to win.” – Jimmy Fallon “President Obama filled out his NCAA bracket. He picked Indiana, Louisville, Florida, […]
The Week has an interesting article explaining why top Republicans are actually hoping the Supreme Court rules in favor of same-sex marriage. Gay marriage has become a huge political liability for Republicans, but they can’t support it without angering their base. So it would be a huge favor to them if the Supreme Court makes […]
“The new Pope was inaugurated earlier today. Did you watch the festivities? All of the world leaders were there. Joe Biden represented the United States. Germany was represented by Angela Merkel. And Dennis Rodman was there, of course.” – David Letterman “The Pope is urging compassion for those less fortunate. Of course, that means the […]
“Have you been watching ‘The Bible’? They have a character who plays Satan, and he looks a little bit like President Obama. And I thought, ‘If President Obama was actually Satan, Republicans might be willing to deal with him.’” – David Letterman “The guy who plays Satan on the History Channel’s ‘The Bible’ looks like […]
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