“As you know, the Pope is resigning. He said he feels there’s just no room for advancement. It’s a dead-end job.” – Jay Leno “The Vatican said that as soon as the Pope resigns, he will no longer be infallible. The Vatican said it’s the same thing that happened to Oprah.” – Conan O’Brien “Big […]
© David Horsey I actually do think that if humanity were existentially threatened, that we would come together. But it would take something dramatic. I think at least part of our problem right now is that we are relatively really well off, and everyone knows that money is the root of all evil, right? But […]
“The Vatican was struck by lightning after the Pope announced he was retiring. That really happened. Sounds like someone’s not handling the breakup well.” – Conan O’Brien “Pope Benedict says he is resigning because of physical problems. Apparently it’s an old football injury from throwing all those Hail Marys.” – Jay Leno “With the Pope […]
Only on Fox News. Why let reality get in the way of defending the stranglehold large multinational oil companies have on our energy future? Fox and Friends was ridiculing Obama’s “failed” strategy to promote solar energy in the US, but there was the little detail of Germany to contend with. Germany is leading the world […]
“Today, Pope Benedict surprised everyone and announced that he is stepping down at the end of the month. Or as God put it, ‘Well, at least he gave me two weeks’ notice’.” – Jimmy Fallon “The Pope announced he is resigning. He doesn’t feel he is strong enough to continue with his papal duties. What […]
“This is crazy. The justice department is saying that President Obama can order drone strikes on American citizens, that he can do that. In a related story, this is the last Obama joke I’m ever doing on this show.” – Conan O’Brien “Supporters of Hillary Clinton have already started a 2016 super PAC on her […]
© Kevin Siers If the Catholic Church isn’t going to look to the future, how about going all the way back to the past? Ed Stein has a novel idea: It’s time for the Church to think outside the box. Pope Benedict is the first Pope to resign in six centuries. If you’re going to […]
“The Postal Service announced that it will stop delivering mail on Saturdays in an effort to save $2 billion a year. Postal workers were shocked: ‘We were supposed to deliver mail on Saturdays?’” – Jimmy Fallon “The U.S. Postal Service announced they are ending Saturday delivery of the mail. Now if you have a problem […]
If you are tired of your choices of internet providers and want something faster, you are probably tired of waiting for some huge telecom company to install something faster, since they are perfectly happy making money off their old, slow connections. But a group of rural farmers in England took matters into their own hands, […]
© Ruben Bolling Yes, Ruben Bolling got the memo that this was the week for everyone to attack Obama over the drone strikes. But I liked this one.
“People are still trying to figure out why the power went out Sunday at the Super Bowl. Today they found out the reason. Turns out China cut off the electricity for nonpayment of our bill.” – Jay Leno “The power went out for 35 minutes in the Superdome. It was the most highly viewed power […]
Support for the Tea Party has fallen from 24% of voters to an abysmal 8% – and those numbers are from a Republican pollster. Things are so bad that the South Florida Tea Party – one of the largest Tea Party groups – has changed their name to the National Liberty Federation. The Tea Party, […]
“Two prostitutes from the Dominican Republic say that New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez paid them for sex. And Menendez is in big trouble because as you know it is a felony to impersonate a Secret Service agent.” – Jay Leno “Hispanics and Republicans go together like beans and very very white rice that is highly […]
© Tom Tomorrow Don’t get me wrong, I’m not at all happy with all the drone attacks being done in our name. But I think the left is barking up the wrong tree calling this a violation of the constitution. The constitution specifically gives the president the power to conduct wars, and whether we like […]
“Fox News has their lowest ratings in 10 years. But Fox says it’s not a case of them losing credibility. They say it’s not because they’re now widely seen as a clearing house for discredited ideas. They say it’s mostly because of old people misplacing the clicker.” – Bill Maher “Con men like Rush and […]
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