“We are very excited to have the president of the United States on the show tonight. As you know, he only does these shows maybe once or twice a week.” – Jay Leno [Leno and Obama] Leno to Obama: “What’s this thing with Trump and you? It’s like me and Letterman. I don’t get it.” […]
Slate has an interesting quiz. They have a list of nine quotes, and you are supposed to figure out if they were said by a Christian social conservative leader, or by an Islamic fundamentalist leader. Some of the quotes are easy because they were recently in the news, even though they sound completely crazy. Like […]
If you somehow missed the internet meme that inspired this, here it is — Gangnam Style. Ironically, PSY’s Gangnam Style video is making fun of the uber-affluent, soul-less area of Seoul “where people are rich, girls are pretty and everything is supposed to be cool“. And where people own horses they don’t ride. Sound familiar?
An animation written and directed by Lucas Gray, who is an animator for the Simpsons and Family Guy. The audio is a speech by Obama.
© Ruben Bolling My favorite is “Diarrhyan”, but mostly because I had to say it out loud before I got the joke. After that, I got “HemorRoves” much more quickly.
“Did you see the debate last night? It was the same stuff, but here’s what was different. In the first debate they were at podiums. The second debate, it was stools. Last night, chairs and desks. The next debate – yoga mats.” – David Letterman “Last night’s debate was held in Boca Raton, Florida. Romney […]
© Matt Wuerker Finally! A comic that voices something that I’ve been wondering about. I keep hearing Republicans ripping into Obama for not preventing the attack that killed the US Ambassador in Libya. Should they have had more security? Were there clear warning signs? Give me a friggin break! You have to be kidding me. […]
“Tonight President Obama and Mitt Romney hold their final debate in Boca Raton, Florida. The topic of the debate is what is more shocking to see in Boca Raton, a Mormon or a black guy.” – Conan O’Brien “Tonight is the third and final presidential debate between former Governor Mitt Romney and future former President […]
© Jen Sorensen The one thing I haven’t figured out is why they call these things debates. They are more like improv theater.
“A new Gallup poll shows that Mitt Romney now has a 7 point lead on President Obama. That’s right, Romney leads by 7 points among people who still answer landline calls from a blocked number.” – Seth Meyers “Gallup had Romney ahead today by 7 points nationally. Big Bird was depressed, he was just pecking […]
The Des Moines Register had a phone call with Barack Obama about 14 hours after his debate with Mitt Romney, in order to help them decide who to endorse for the presidency. They liked the frank and revealing conversation they had with the president so much that — even though this conversation was off-the-record — […]
I know the season of prevarication is going on longer that most people can stand, but if you want a straight-talking rant, Helen and Margaret are on a roll. They’ve had six delicious posts this month. The first one started out like this: Well Margaret, once again I am going to say what the media […]
I’m sure by now everyone has heard about Mitt Romney saying that our Navy has fewer ships than any time since 1917, and Barack Obama’s quick retort that we also have fewer horses and bayonets (not to mention more aircraft carriers and submarines). But did you know that Romney’s advisor on Navy issues has personally […]
The big question on election day is whether you can buy any election with lots of money. If you can, then we’re doomed.
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