After almost everyone made fun of Herman Cain’s campaign ad showing his chief of staff taking a long drag on a cigarette, I thought it couldn’t get any better. But it did. Watch Jon Huntsman’s daughters’ parody ad, which simultaneously “shamelessly” promotes their father for president: Why can’t this guy get any traction with the […]
“Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich said that next month they’re going to take part in a Lincoln-Douglas style debate. The only similarity to the actual Lincoln-Douglas debates is that no one will watch them on television.” – Conan O’Brien “A group called the Texas Tea Party Patriots is hosting a debate next month where Newt […]
© Brian McFadden Who knew that This Song was really about the New York Banking Industry?
“I don’t know what they are protesting at Occupy Wall Street but I’m on their side. But 10,000 protestors and one Porta Potty?” – David Letterman “I love the protests. And if you think about it, what better way to send a message to Wall Street than by sitting in a pup tent banging on […]
© Matt Bors Is this a tough decision? UPDATE: Watch this video from Occupy Wall Street.
Herman Cain releases a campaign ad showing his chief of staff taking a drag on a cigarette. Stephen Colbert takes it to the next level: UPDATE: Colbert wasn’t the only person making fun of Cain’s ad. CNN rates the various parodies and shows their favorites. UPDATE 2: Cain defends the ad.
“Our badass ninja black president did it again. Don’t fuck with this guy. So far this year he killed Somali pirates, he killed bin Laden, he killed al-Awlaki, now he’s killed Gaddafi. The only threat to our way now is from Bank of America.” – Bill Maher “Today Obama was seen leaving the White House […]
“Earlier this week, a protester at Occupy Wall Street proposed to his girlfriend. His exact words were, ‘Will you occupy my parents’ basement with me until I get a job?’” – Conan O’Brien “Herman Cain is out there, he says a lot of provocative things. He said America should build its own Great Wall of […]
“Big news in the Republican ranks, there is a new front-runner: Herman Cain. The Republican establishment is freaking out because their token black guy is in the lead now. It’s like an episode of Star Trek where the black guy beams down to the planet and lives.” – Bill Maher “Herman Cain’s plan to save […]
“Yesterday the CEO of Citigroup said that he can understand why all these Occupy Wall Street protesters are so frustrated. In fact, he felt so bad for them, he gave himself a $10 million sympathy bonus.” – Jimmy Fallon “The Occupy Wall Street protests continued in New York City. Today the protests have been going […]
“You know who’s also joining the Wall Street protesters? Kanye West. That’s a real good idea — a guy with diamonds in his teeth protesting greed.” – David Letterman “Police were using pepper spray on the Wall Street protesters. That’s scary. What if they’re spraying them with condiments so the rich people can enjoy eating […]
© Tom Tomorrow Sometimes I think the only thing that keeps the greedy ones from completely taking over is that they eventually start believing their own PR and screw up.
“The Occupy Wall Street protesters gathered outside Rupert Murdoch’s house chanting, ‘What do we want?’ Murdoch interrupted saying, ‘I already know, I hacked your phones.’” – Craig Ferguson “The Occupy Wall Street protesters traveled around New York to stand outside the mansions of the most wealthy people in New York. Is that protesting or tourism?” […]
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