Thursday, February 10, 2011
© Tom Tomorrow Maybe he needs a robot with two heads, so it can believe two contradictory thoughts at the same time. The one thing we know for sure is that no matter what happens, it will be Obama’s fault.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly is waging a war against science. His technique is simple: come up with examples in the world that “nobody” can explain and use that to claim that there must be a god. But what is really hilarious about this are the examples he is picking. Ranker put together a list of […]
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
“This year’s Super Bowl was the most-watched event in history. Take that, moon landing.” – Craig Ferguson “The head of Homeland Security told people at the game, if they saw anything not right give them a call. They got 50 million calls as soon as Christina Aguilera started singing the National Anthem. The good news, […]
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Tuesday, February 8, 2011
© Ken Catalino It could be worse — they could be recycling Newt. UPDATE: The Onion has the best remembrance of Reagan for his birthday. UPDATE 2: Demystifying Reagan.
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Tuesday, February 8, 2011
“Oil companies are now saying that the unrest in the Middle East could lead to an increase in gas prices. Did you ever notice that everything leads to increased gas prices: Egypt, the snowstorm, Snooki’s book, the ‘American Idol’ judges.” – Jay Leno “Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak said he would resign, but Egypt would then […]
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“While in Egypt, CNN’s Anderson Cooper was attacked and beaten, which raises 2 questions. Is it safe to send our media into these places? And how do we get Glenn Beck over there?” – Conan O’Brien “Anderson Cooper from CNN was there (in Egypt), and he got punched 10 different times. And I thought, well, […]
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Saturday, February 5, 2011
“Protesters in Egypt are demanding that President Murabak step down by Friday. Murabak says he’ll leave in 5 years and then hand the job off to Conan.” – Jimmy Kimmel “Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak announced he won’t run for another term. The bad news is that this spring he’s taking over for Regis.” – Conan […]
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“Egypt has responded to hundreds of thousands of protesters by shutting down the internet. Listen, if you want people to stay home and do nothing, turn the internet back on.” – Conan O’Brien “Egypt has shut off cell phones and the internet. It’s like visiting your parents’ house.” – David Letterman “Celebrities are tweeting about […]
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© Clay Bennett One day, maybe soon, we will look back at our health care system before reform like we look back at the dark ages.
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“There were two Republican responses to the State of the Union. So if you watched the whole night, it was kind of evolution in reverse. You have Obama, then Paul Ryan, and then Michele Bachmann. Then Animal Planet had a squirrel monkey give his take.” – Bill Maher “You saw the big controversy with Michele […]
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Thursday, February 3, 2011
“A Washington Post columnist is proposing February be a Sarah Palin-free month. You know a better month? November 2012.” – Jay Leno “As you know, just another huge snowstorm back east. It completely shut down Washington, D.C. It’s like the tea party’s dream come true. Mother Nature did what they couldn’t.” – Jay Leno “This […]
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Wednesday, February 2, 2011
© Clay Bennett Jon Stewart has a funny clip on the changing American position on the situation in Egypt.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
“Last night, President Obama gave the State of the Union address. Vice President Biden called it a great speech. House Speaker John Boehner called it a real tearjerker.” – Jay Leno “The theme of President Obama’s State of the Union address was ‘Win the Future.’ It was much more inspiring than the original theme: Beat […]
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Wednesday, February 2, 2011
© Tom Tomorrow Coming next, a world without cognitive dissonance!
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
“Tonight Democrats and Republicans paired up and sat next to each other. Fifty-five years after Rosa Parks we finally integrated Washington.” – Jimmy Kimmel “For the State of the Union address last night, Republicans and Democrats sat next to each other, instead of on opposite sides. The press called it ‘date night.’ How come they […]
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