Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Are Republicans shaking their heads and wondering what happened? Did their midterm election victories make them get too cocky? © Tom Toles UPDATE: A Republican introduces a bill to eliminate lame duck sessions.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
© Mike Luckovich © Clay Jones
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
“This morning President Obama signed the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ into law. He would have signed it last night, but supporters of the bill didn’t want to miss last night’s episode of ‘Glee.’” – Conan O’Brien “President Obama signed into law the repeal of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.’ What does it say about […]
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Monday, December 27, 2010
© Walt Handelsman As someone noted, we now trust gays to defend our country, to kill and be killed, but we don’t trust them to be married. But it will happen.
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Sunday, December 26, 2010
“A new study found that there are only 786 mountain gorillas left in the world, and that number could go down even further after the premier of the new show, ‘Sarah Palin’s Congo.’” – Jimmy Fallon “Sarah Palin, part-time Governor of Alaska, is angry because Michele Obama is encouraging kids to eat healthy. Sarah Palin […]
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Saturday, December 25, 2010
“Congress repealed ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’. The Pentagon can now start production on ‘Iraq the Musical.’” – David Letterman “The Senate voted to allow gay soldiers to serve in the military. This is good news for gay soldiers, but bad news for straight soldiers who were going to say they were gay to get out […]
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Friday, December 24, 2010
© Tom Toles Aren’t you glad Santa is not run by a corporation? Oh wait!
Friday, December 24, 2010
“Congress has voted to extend the Bush tax cuts. Is it me, or is George W. Bush getting more done now than when he was in office?” – Jay Leno “Michelle Obama wore a vintage thrift-store dress from the 1950s for the Christmas in Washington concert. She’s not the only one going vintage. In fact, […]
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Thursday, December 23, 2010
© Joel Pett Luckily, the START treaty was ratified after all — on the very last day of the 111th Congress.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
“A new survey finds that although his approval ratings are low, President Obama is still ahead of the most prominent Republicans. Have you seen his tax plan? He is the most prominent Republican.” – Jay Leno “The Obamas had their dog, Bo, sign their Christmas card this year with a paw print. But Bo only […]
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Tuesday, December 21, 2010
“Today President Obama met with a group of top CEOs to discuss creating new jobs. They said they’d see what they could do and then all went back to China.” – Conan O’Brien “The Marine Corps’ top general suggested allowing gay soldiers on the battlefield would pose a distraction. Especially the really hot ones.” – […]
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Monday, December 20, 2010
“Julian Assange, the WikiLeaks guy, is out on bail and everybody wants to interview him. Barbara Walters wants to know if he’s a lesbian. Today in the holiday spirit he leaked 200 letters to Santa.” – David Letterman “Someone apparently found an old Internet dating profile posted by WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, and it has […]
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Monday, December 20, 2010
© Tom Tomorrow Sometimes I’m afraid to wish people “Happy Holidays” or even “Season’s Greetings” for fear that I might be accused of being anti-Christmas. What would Jesus do?
Monday, December 20, 2010
[fake news by Andy Borowitz] Julian Assange to Launch Social Network for Diplomats, Twofacebook WikiLeaks Founder Plans ‘Portal of Deceit’ Moments after being released on bail, WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was already making plans for his next venture, a social network for diplomats called Twofacebook. Mr. Assange said he came up with the idea for […]
Sunday, December 19, 2010
“Sarah Palin flew down to Haiti to help earthquake victims. Poor Haitians, they can’t get a break. First the earthquake, then the hurricanes, and now Sarah Palin.” – David Letterman “Palin went camping with Kate Gosselin on her TV show. What a pair. You have a vapid media star desperate for attention — and then […]
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