Saturday, October 2, 2010
© Mike Luckovich Now that’s an enthusiasm gap!
“Christine O’Donnell doesn’t believe in evolution. She asked why monkeys aren’t still evolving into humans. I was like, ‘It doesn’t happen that fast.’” – Craig Ferguson “Rahm Emanuel is leaving the White House. Is he really quitting or just pulling a Leno?” – David Letterman “In a new interview with Rolling Stone magazine, President Obama […]
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© Jack Ohman Marriages are down, fickleness is up.
Are you all excited about Jon Stewart’s Rally to Restore Sanity in Washington DC, but you’re trying to figure out how to get there? Well, help is on the way. If you live in New York City, Arianna Huffington of the Huffington Post has promised to have as many buses as it takes to get […]
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Thursday, September 30, 2010
“At the UN, President Obama called on other countries to help us track down and eliminate radicals and extremists. But they told Obama, ‘Hey, the tea party is your problem, buddy.’” – Jay Leno “Bob Woodward has written a book which states that the White House agonized over the decision to leave Iraq. Too bad […]
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Wednesday, September 29, 2010
“The Republicans released their ‘Pledge to America.’ It’s 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and she said, ‘How am I supposed to fit all this crap on my hand?’” – Bill Maher “Sarah Palin was considering running for president, until she heard it was a four-year deal.” – […]
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Tuesday, September 28, 2010
“The Republicans announced their Pledge to America, and here’s what it is: Less taxes, smaller government and act now and they’ll throw in the Dean Martin roast of Frank Sinatra.” – David Letterman “So two years ago America broke up with you, because you had badly mistreated her. … And you come back rapping on […]
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Sunday, September 26, 2010
John Avlon has a wonderful article over on The Daily Beast about how comedians are taking over the job of what used to be considered “real” journalists. Stephen Colbert testifying in front of Congress. Bill Maher serving as a one-man opposition research division against Wingnut Queen Christine O’Donnell. Jon Stewart hosting a pre-election “Rally to […]
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Saturday, September 25, 2010
“In Delaware, they have a professional witch running for Senate, and she said at one time that she actually had a date on a satanic altar. Whoa! I mean, seriously, who hasn’t? … The date actually took place at Motel 666.” – David Letterman “As you know, Tea Party candidate Christine O’Donnell has come out […]
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Saturday, September 25, 2010
© Tom Tomorrow Wait a minute, I can’t seem to tell the difference between the Parallel Earth’s Tea-and-Crumpets Party and our very own Tea Party. Is Tom Tomorrow being ironic? Oh, and the article he mentions in the first panel is here.
Friday, September 24, 2010
“There are 37 Republican candidates for the Senate. Not one believes global warming is real and man made. Except the one, Mike Castle, the guy [O’Donnell] defeated in Delaware.” – Bill Maher “I saw that new movie ‘Devil’ or as Delaware Tea Party candidate Christine O’Donnell calls it, ‘Roots’” – Jay Leno “There’s a clip […]
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Thursday, September 23, 2010
© Jen Sorensen Michelle Bachmann, Sarah Palin, and now Christine O’Donnell — is this what is going on? I guess Ronald Reagan completely legitimized actors as politicians, so now the Republicans are working on sexy women as politicians? Watch this video about the “Top 10 Mama Grizzlies“. By the way, no comments about the fact […]
Thursday, September 23, 2010
“You know this Tea Party candidate, Christine O’Donnell, is causing a lot of controversy with her kind of unorthodox views. She’s come out against masturbation. You know what that means? She’s out of touch with those voters who are in touch with themselves.” – Jay Leno “Nation, I’ve have been a diehard supporter of Delaware […]
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