Saturday, August 19, 2017
[Jokes from Aug 15, 2017] In an impromptu press conference, President Trump said, “The hate and the division must stop.” For a minute, the crowd got excited, because they thought Trump was resigning. – Conan O’Brien President Donald Trump was supposed to hold a press conference about infrastructure, and it ended with our president making […]
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[Jokes from Aug 10, 2017] Things are getting tense between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un. We didn’t start it. North Korea has been testing these missiles and saying they’re making them specifically to attack the United States. So, obviously, a firm response is necessary — but maybe not “fire and fury the likes of […]
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[Jokes from Aug 7, 2017] As of Friday, Donald Trump is on a 17-day vacation at his golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey. He’s there to relax after months of grueling golf at Mar-a-Lago. – Stephen Colbert President Trump is in the middle of his 17-day trip to his New Jersey golf course, but he […]
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[Jokes from Aug 4, 2017] You know who is going to have a nice, fun long weekend? Donald Trump. Because starting today, he begins a 17-day vacation. [Audience boos.] No, he’s earned it … is a phrase that you don’t say about Donald Trump. – Stephen Colbert President Trump started his big vacation today. But […]
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Saturday, August 12, 2017
© Glenn McCoy Not only that, but Donald Trump is also bringing conservatives and progressives together. It has been a while since I’ve seen Glenn McCoy publish a comic that was critical of Trump. And even longer since I’ve seen a comic from him that was the least bit funny. But this one ticked my […]
Saturday, August 12, 2017
[Jokes from Aug 3, 2017] A transcript from President Trump’s phone call with the Australian prime minister was just leaked and at one point, Trump referred to U.S. dairy farmers as local milk people. Even worse, he referred to cows as spotted milk horses. – Jimmy Fallon Do you guys remember the beginning of the […]
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Thursday, August 10, 2017
[Jokes from Aug 2, 2017] This morning, President Trump announced a new immigration plan that will favor people who speak English. Which is why tonight, he had to deport himself. “I am BIGLY, BIGLY sad!” – Jimmy Fallon Basically Donald Trump wants to create what he calls a merit-based system that awards points to green […]
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[Jokes from Aug 1, 2017[ People are still talking about Anthony Scaramucci — he lasted just six days, making him the shortest-serving White House communications director ever. But don’t feel bad — publishers have offered him a lot of money to write a tell-all pamphlet about the experience. – Jimmy Fallon According to NBC, Ivanka […]
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Some of you might be thinking that having a new communications director get fired before he even officially starts his job because of a profanity-laced (possibly drunken) tirade to a reporter sounds more like something out of a reality show than an actual presidential administration. After all, who could come up with names like these? […]
[Jokes from Jul 31, 2017] Today, President Trump officially removed Anthony Scaramucci as his communications director. And this was a little awkward — when Scaramucci called an Uber to pick him up at the White House, Sean Spicer was driving. – Jimmy Fallon The Mooch lasted as communications director for only 10 days. Yes, 10 […]
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[Jokes from Jul 27, 2017] “Dancing With the Stars” is reportedly trying to get former White House press secretary Sean Spicer to be a contestant, marking the first “Dancing With the Stars” contestant who’s hit rock bottom before going on the show. – Jimmy Fallon Trump’s new communications director, Anthony Scaramucci, made news for comparing […]
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© Jack Ohman Unfortunately, this comic left off the current leading candidate for the position of White House communications director, which of course would be Donald Trump himself. Trump obviously wants the job. In fact, it seems to be the only job he actually likes and spends any of his time at. Negotiating treaties? Boring. […]
[Jokes from Jul 26, 2017] I began my day as I often do, by checking Donald Trump’s Twitter feed to see how far the crazy has spread. And today, I really think he’s off his meds, because today he went from crazy to cruel tweeting. What? What won’t you allow? Socks with sandals? Dancing? Please […]
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[Jokes from Jul 25, 2017] Today, Senate Republicans voted to move forward in the process to repeal and replace Obamacare, even though they don’t know what they’re going to be voting on. That’s like going into a hospital and telling the surgeon, “Surprise me! Just go for it!” – Jimmy Fallon This afternoon, Republicans in […]
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