“President Barack Obama got quite a reception when he was in Europe last week. Did you see while he was visiting Germany, the crowd started chanting, ‘Yes, we can! Yes, we can!’ Pretty amazing, a bunch of Germans chanting, ‘Yes, we can.’ That has got to make the French a little nervous, huh?” – Jay […]
So, is the line in the first panel about looking pale a dig at Glenn Beck? In the immediately preceding post here, he is looking a bit ghoulish. © Tom Tomorrow
“Hey, before we get started tonight, I want to remind any potential cabinet members you have until April 15th to not pay your taxes, okay?” – Jay Leno “President Obama took on the teachers union by saying he wants merit pay for teachers and to fire the ones who do not perform well. That is […]
“This week, President Obama attended what was either the G-20 summit or his high school reunion. I haven’t seen old white dudes this excited about meeting a black guy since Michael Jordan’s fantasy camp.” – Seth Meyers “President Obama and the First Lady met with Queen Elizabeth and the royal family at Buckingham Palace. Actually, […]
“Yesterday, President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama met the Queen of England. As a gift, they gave the Queen an iPod. I guess she can use that while she’s jogging. And she likes it. She said it’s so much easier to use than that giant boom box she used to carry around.” – Jay […]
Movie critic Roger Ebert has a terrific column where he responds to Bill O’Reilly putting the Chicago Sun-Times in his “Hall of Shame”, and cuts him a new one. You really do need to read the whole thing, but here’s the last few sentences: Bill, I am concerned that you have been losing touch with […]
“Barack Obama made his first trip as president to England. Here is my question. If the President is in England, who’s running General Motors?” – Jay Leno “Anybody here got a General Motors car? Well, look out for this guy, this Barack Obama. He comes in, doesn’t like what he sees at General Motors and tells […]
“President Obama is giving General Motors 60 days to come up with strategy of viability for the American taxpayers’ money. You know what G.M. should have said? ‘Hey, you first.’” – Jay Leno “You know the big story yesterday? President Obama, he goes to the GM people and he says, ‘All right, look, guys, do […]
It looks like Queen Elizabeth and the Obamas are BFF. Or at least Michelle, who broke the centuries-old rule that you never, never, EVER hug the queen — except that the queen made the first move! © Walt Handelsman UPDATE: Obama gave the queen an iPod: © Steve Benson
“President Obama said this week that things will get worse before they get better. That’s something you never hear before the election. ‘Let me tell you, if I’m elected it’s going to get a lot worse.’” – Jay Leno “We’re down to the Final Four now. And by that I mean we’re down to the […]
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