“According to all the studies, somewhere between 8% and 14% of voters are still undecided. Who are these morons? You know? This has been going on for what, four years. You don’t know. What, do you need another year to figure this out? Gee, I wonder where my candidate stands on UFO abductions? I’m going […]
“Actually, there is a good chance that we could go to bed tomorrow night and not know who’s running the country. Just like it’s been for the last eight years.” -Jay Leno “Who are the real winners in this election? Don’t ask me. Ask Joe the Plumber’s agent.” -Stephen Colbert “Today Barack Obama campaigned in […]
Hallowe’en “I was thinking about dressing up. And I really wanted to be scary. I thought I would dress up like George W. Bush. Then I realized: John McCain took that costume.” -Hillary Clinton, campaigning in Ohio. “I had two kids come by for Halloween, one dressed as Mickey Mouse. The other dressed as a […]
A Canadian comedy duo known as the “Masked Avengers” who are famous for making prank phone calls to celebrities and heads of state have scored a major trick on Sarah Palin, pretending to be French President Nicolas Sarkozy, and it is a treat to listen to: The voice pretending to be Sarkozy talks about his […]
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