Yesterday, Keith Olbermann read on his show a poem that was sent to him by none other than John Cleese. You really should watch Olbermann read the poem (at about the 2:45 mark), but if you are too lazy, here’s the text: Ode to Sean Hannity by John Cleese Aping urbanity Oozing with vanity Plump as […]
“Tonight’s presidential debate was actually what they called town hall style, which means instead of ignoring the moderator’s questions, the candidates can ignore the voters directly.” -Jay Leno “This was what they call the town hall format, and that means that the candidates get to walk around on stage, and it was pretty successful, John […]
Betty Boop for President:
“By the way, did you hear this? This just in, a backwoods hiker has found the wreckage of John McCain’s campaign.” -David Letterman “Big announcement today. John McCain’s campaign, I don’t know if you heard this, has closed their offices in Michigan, and they say they won’t try to compete for votes there. That’s the […]
“The highly-anticipated vice presidential debate between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin was held Thursday night. And the big winner was whoever you already liked.” -Amy Poehler “Anybody see the debate last night? Whoa. And they’re saying that Sarah Palin actually did pretty well, and that Joe Biden avoided any verbal gaffes, and I’m thinking, well, […]
“Political experts are saying that to succeed in the vice presidential debate, Sarah Palin needs to show that she has the same concerns as everyday Americans. For instance, Palin planned to start the debate by saying she’s really troubled by John McCain’s choice for vice president.” -Conan O’Brien “I understand that Sarah Palin has been […]
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