“Barack Obama got a big endorsement this week. Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia, who, believe it or not, is a former exulted cyclops of the KKK, no kidding around, said he will cast his superdelegate vote for Barack Obama. Not a great time for Hillary Clinton when even former Klan members are supporting Barack […]
Everyone has seen Bobblehead dolls, which are often handed out to fans at baseball games. In a hilarious twist, the St. Paul Saints are passing out Bobblefeet at this Sunday’s game, in the form of a miniature bathroom stall with a tapping foot (and a wide stance). The description of the promotion doesn’t mention Senator […]
“Hillary Clinton is expected to win in Kentucky. Barack Obama is expected to win in Oregon. And John McCain is expected to win at bingo. So everybody wins.” –Conan O’Brien “Yesterday, Barack Obama visited an Indian reservation. And I don’t know if you heard about this, the chief adopted him and gave him the name ‘Black Eagle.’ That’s […]
Obama, Clinton, McCain Join Forces to Form Nightmare Ticket from The Onion, of course http://www.theonion.com/content/news/obama_clinton_mccain_join_forces
“It was quite a weekend, politically. Yesterday, an estimated 75,000 people attended a Barack Obama rally on the banks of the the Willamette River. … And if you believe the media, listen to this. After the rally, Barack Obama fed them all with just five loaves of bread and two fish. Amazing!” “The oldest serving member of […]
In one of those articles that would be even more hilarious if it didn’t make so much sense, Scott Adams proposes a new political party called the Economics Party. “You don’t even have to stop being a Democrat or Republican or whatever to join. The Economics Party won’t have its own candidates. All we’ll do is […]
“Huge political fireworks today after President Bush went to Israel and he talked about American politicians who might want to talk with Hamas or other leaders. Politicians who would sit down and appease terrorists. He said he would not do it. He would not put up with it. He would never talk to terrorists. And then he […]
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