If you somehow missed the internet meme that inspired this, here it is — Gangnam Style. Ironically, PSY’s Gangnam Style video is making fun of the uber-affluent, soul-less area of Seoul “where people are rich, girls are pretty and everything is supposed to be cool“. And where people own horses they don’t ride. Sound familiar?
© Ruben Bolling My favorite is “Diarrhyan”, but mostly because I had to say it out loud before I got the joke. After that, I got “HemorRoves” much more quickly.
“Did you see the debate last night? It was the same stuff, but here’s what was different. In the first debate they were at podiums. The second debate, it was stools. Last night, chairs and desks. The next debate – yoga mats.” – David Letterman “Last night’s debate was held in Boca Raton, Florida. Romney […]
“Tonight President Obama and Mitt Romney hold their final debate in Boca Raton, Florida. The topic of the debate is what is more shocking to see in Boca Raton, a Mormon or a black guy.” – Conan O’Brien “Tonight is the third and final presidential debate between former Governor Mitt Romney and future former President […]
© Jen Sorensen The one thing I haven’t figured out is why they call these things debates. They are more like improv theater.
“A new Gallup poll shows that Mitt Romney now has a 7 point lead on President Obama. That’s right, Romney leads by 7 points among people who still answer landline calls from a blocked number.” – Seth Meyers “Gallup had Romney ahead today by 7 points nationally. Big Bird was depressed, he was just pecking […]
© Tom Tomorrow I voted tonight, so it is definitely over for me. Thank goodness.
© Mike Luckovich You mean there’s a choice? © Tom Toles Hallowe’en is one of my favorite holidays. Isn’t it apropos that it comes just before the election? That reminds me of a joke. Do you know why ghosts can’t have babies? Because they have halloweenies.
Before the debate tonight, Senator John Kerry, who played the role of Mitt Romney in debate practice with Barack Obama, discussed how he had changed his strategy after the first debate, saying “I was chosen from binders of senators and I learned my job well enough that when I went home my dog was growling […]
“Last night, Mitt Romney said when he was looking to hire females, he would browse through ‘binders full of women.’ Romney said he got the idea from Tom Cruise.” – Conan O’Brien “Couple of things: One, the women’s group was called MassGAP and they approached Governor Romney, not the other way around. And two, my […]
“The second presidential debate is on tonight. President Obama is now saying he was too polite to Mitt Romney in the first debate. Obama now plans to address Romney as ‘Money Bag’.” – Conan O’Brien “They agreed the subjects for the debate were foreign and domestic issues. Which pretty much covers everything, doesn’t it? Where […]
© Brian McFadden I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
“Congressman Ryan prepared for Thursday’s debate by studying policy and holding practice debates, and I think Biden prepared by shot gunning Red Bull and watching Yosemite Sam cartoons.” – Seth Meyers “Joe Biden actually interrupted Paul Ryan 82 times during the vice-presidential debate. Even the ladies from ‘The View’ were like, ‘Dude — wait your […]
“A new poll found that only 47 percent of voters find Mitt Romney to be trustworthy. Then Romney was like, ‘Well, I hope it’s not the same 47 percent I don’t care about.’” – Jimmy Fallon “This week President Obama’s Facebook page received more than a million ‘Likes’ in a single day. All of them […]
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