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Doing Something Productive?

The Atlantic has a fascinating (and short) interview with former Ohio GOP Congressman Steve LaTourette, who just resigned after 18 years. He answers questions about what’s going on with the extremist Republicans in the house and how John Boehner is attempting to deal with them (and largely failing).

My favorite answer is the very last one:

Q: How about you? You recently resigned from Congress after nine terms.
LaTourette: I’ll go back and find something productive to do with my life. As opposed to the last 18 years.

Ouch!

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Battles in the Class War

Paul Krugman on the Fiscal Cliff deal:

The centrist fantasy of a Grand Bargain on the budget never had a chance. Even if some kind of bargain had supposedly been reached, key players would soon have reneged on the deal — probably the next time a Republican occupied the White House.

For the reality is that our two major political parties are engaged in a fierce struggle over the future shape of American society. Democrats want to preserve the legacy of the New Deal and the Great Society — Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid — and add to them what every other advanced country has: a more or less universal guarantee of essential health care. Republicans want to roll all of that back, making room for drastically lower taxes on the wealthy. Yes, it’s essentially a class war.

Krugman argues, and I’m tending to agree with him, that the Fiscal Cliff deal was a victory for Democrats and Obama. After all, we actually saw Republicans vote for a tax increase on the rich! However, he worries (and we should too) that this victory may be setting the stage for a larger defeat in just a few weeks when it comes time to raise the debt limit again:

the G.O.P. retains the power to destroy, in particular by refusing to raise the debt limit — which could cause a financial crisis. And Republicans have made it clear that they plan to use their destructive power to extract major policy concessions.

Now, the president has said that he won’t negotiate on that basis, and rightly so. Threatening to hurt tens of millions of innocent victims unless you get your way — which is what the G.O.P. strategy boils down to — shouldn’t be treated as a legitimate political tactic.

I think this comes down to us. I realize that many people are worn out from the recent election, but if we can put enough pressure on Republicans maybe they won’t be so eager to resort to terrorist-like tactics.

UPDATE: Indeed, in the first closed-door meeting of Republicans in the new congress, Speaker John Boehner promised to fight Obama, doubling down on his threat to hold the nation hostage over raising the debt ceiling. “Without lifting the debt limit, the federal government would face a cataclysmic default on its already accrued obligations” — obligations such as two wars and Medicare Part D, which Republicans voted for while simultaneously cutting taxes.

Adam Zyglis
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Late Night Political Humor

“The Golden Globe nominations were announced yesterday morning, and ‘Lincoln’ got seven nominations. Finally, a Republican who might win something.” – Jay Leno

“‘The Hobbit’ opens today. It’s going to make a ton of money this weekend. It will make more money than Mitt Romney spent losing the election.” – Craig Ferguson

“The U.S. Census Bureau says that by the year 2043, white people will be in the minority in the United States. By that time, the country will be 15 percent black, 31 percent Hispanic, and 1 percent Republican.” – Jay Leno

“The Mayan calendar says that on the 21st, we’re done. We’ve only got about a week left, and I haven’t even started packing.” – David Letterman

“On the bright side, the end of the world kind of takes the edge off the fiscal cliff, doesn’t it?” – David Letterman

“The Mayans predicted that last joke wouldn’t work.” – David Letterman

“Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said a failure to reach a deal for the fiscal cliff will hurt the recovery. The good news is most Americans will not be affected by this because they had no idea there WAS a recovery.” – Jay Leno

“Christmas is just around the corner. It’s just under two weeks away, and today Santa released 10 years of tax returns.” – David Letterman

“On Wednesday night, Barbara Walters asked Governor Chris Christie if he was too fat to be president. A lot of people are criticizing Barbara for asking that question. But in fairness, Barbara asked that exact same question when she interviewed William Howard Taft.” – Jay Leno

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Media Circus

Matt Wuerker
© Matt Wuerker

People buy the media they want, consequently we all get the media we deserve. So what does that say about us?

However, I think some of this problem is an artifact, left over from the days, not so very long ago, when you could trust the news media. You know, back when there was such a thing as journalistic integrity, and there really was a “free press” instead of one wholly owned by multinational corporate interests. There are lots of people who still unblinkingly trust what they are told by the mainstream media. Hopefully, those people are a dying breed. In the future, there will be nobody left who remembers when the media made any attempt to be objective and check facts.

In this context, Fox’s slogan “We report, you decide” is actually frighteningly accurate. You are on your own deciding what to believe.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Barbara Walters chose General David Petraeus as the most fascinating person of 2012. What a coincidence. So did Paula Broadwell.” – Jay Leno

“Barbara Walters’ ‘Ten Most Fascinating People’ show was on last night. Number one was General Petraeus. I think if this guy was a little less fascinating he would probably still have his job.” – David Letterman

“The North Koreans are always making trouble. They launched a rocket there over the weekend. It was scary when they fired that rocket. It flew right over my vacation home in Pyongyang.” – David Letterman

“The satellite that North Korea launched on Tuesday is apparently unstable, and could collide with several American satellites. Or as North Korea calls that, ‘The point’.” – Jimmy Fallon

“If it turns out that the Mayans are right and the world is going to end, you know what this means? Lindsay Lohan is a genius. She’s been partying her brains out. She owes taxes. She’s crashing cars. She’s a genius!” – Jay Leno

“Everybody I run into is talking about the end of the world. They’re not believers in the Mayan apocalypse. They’re Laker fans.” – Conan O’Brien

“HBO is planning a new movie similar to ‘Game Change,’ but based on the 2012 election. The network said they’re not sure who will play Mitt Romney — then Mitt Romney said, ‘Hey, I’m not doing anything.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Yesterday, the Senate floor was reserved for farewell speeches from retiring senators. Each senator received a fitting gift: a gold watch that stopped working years ago.” – Jimmy Fallon

“New Jersey Governor Chris Christie says he hired a personal trainer. The trainer makes him do two laps around the Cinnabon before going in.” – Conan O’Brien

“Anyone see that Hurricane Sandy concert? Kanye West performed while wearing a leather skirt. So now they’re having a benefit concert for people who had to see that.” – Conan O’Brien

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The Year in Crazy, Part Two

Tom Tomorrow
© Tom Tomorrow

It was one heck of a crazy year! Here’s to it being over, and hoping you have a lovely new year.

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Moving the Cliff

Congress acted slightly after the last minute tonight, with the House voting to approve legislation to avert the so-called fiscal cliff. Taxes will not go up on families earning less than $450,000. But the whole point of the “fiscal cliff” was so that Congress would be pressured into dealing with the long-term deficit. Which they did not. They just kicked the can slightly down the road to the next budget, just a few months away.

Yeah, that’s right, we get to go through this again and again.

UPDATE: Why everyone hates the fiscal-cliff deal.

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Out on a Limb


© Matt Wuerker

I might be going out on a limb on this one, but the tree party seems unable to branch out, and might be about to fall. Maybe this will root out GOP gridlock?

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Another Year in Review

By Dave Barry.

My favorite month is August “when Hurricane Isaac fails to dampen the mood in Tampa at the wild and crazy spontaneous wacky funfest that is the Republican National Convention. The Republicans — eager to disprove the stereotype that they are the party of old, out-of-touch, rich white men — give their highest-visibility prime-time TV spot to: Clint Eastwood. Clint wows the delegates by delivering a series of fascinating sentence fragments to a chair that he either does or does not realize has nobody sitting on it. In other convention highlights, the Republicans declare their support for the Middle Class and pass a platform calling on the nation to get the hell off their lawn.”

But for balance, in September “the Democrats gather in Charlotte, N.C. for their convention, during which they declare their near-carnal passion for the Middle Class and celebrate the many major achievements of the Obama administration, including the killing of Osama bin Laden, solar energy, the winning of the War on Terror by killing Osama bin Laden, the Chevy Volt, bold presidential leadership in the form of making the difficult decision to order the killing of Osama bin Laden, wind power and many, many other major things that the administration has achieved, such as killing Osama bin Laden. The Democrats acknowledge that the economy is not totally 100 percent “there” yet but promise to continue moving steadfastly forward with their relentless attacks on the root cause of economic stagnation and continued high unemployment, namely, George W. Bush.”

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Don’t Look Down!

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© Jeff Stahler

Today is the last day to avert going over the “fiscal cliff”. Whee!

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I’ll be working on the site on Sunday

Site is now rebuilt. It was definitely hacked into, but should be running much faster now.


This site has been getting slower and slower, and is acting up. I can only assume it has been hacked into again. I’m going to spend some time rebuilding it and cleaning it up tomorrow (Sunday night). So it may not be available on and off. Hopefully it won’t take very long to get working as good as new again.

Meanwhile, one of my favorite cartoonists, Matt Bors, has a review of his best comics from 2012, along with some interesting commentary.

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Al Qaeda Outdone

According to satirist Andy Borowitz, the Al Qaeda terrorist group is disbanding, saying “our mission of destroying the American economy is now in the capable hands of the U.S. Congress.”

The now-former Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri declared that the idea of holding the entire nation hostage with a clock ticking down to the end of the year “is completely insane and worthy of a Bond villain.”

“Even we couldn’t come up with something like this. … As terrorists, every now and then you have to step back and admire when someone else has beaten you at your own game.”

Al Qaeda is now looking to the future, and new sources of funding. Maybe they should start selling copies of their “greatest hits”?

In related news, a consortium of billionaires led by Sheldon Adelson has warned that if their taxes go up, they will not longer have enough money to buy politicians.

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It’s the End of the World, as We Know It

Jim Morin
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Of course this is ridiculous. They would only filibuster it if Obama came out in favor of it.

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The Anti-Claus and No-Click Christmas

Tired of the commercialization of Christmas? Here’s your answer!

Reverend Billy, pastor of the Church of Stop Shopping, is the Stephen Colbert of American hyper-commercialism. For more than a decade, the Reverend has been bringing Americans the Good News that there is life after Wal-Mart.

Fed up with all the Christmas advertising? Reverend Billy has an answer:

Advertisements are THREATS. The ads are telling us that if we don’t surround ourselves with their stuff, we are loners, we’re oddities, freaks, unhappy, and, in fact, dangerous, to be avoided. Different, outside, not part of the party. This is violence masquerading as market democracy.

And while I’ve participated in countless SantaCons, spreading the true meaning of Christmas during the holiday season, the Reverend takes it one step beyond:

Children, we are all of us shopping sinners. Each of us is walking around in a swirl of gas & oil, plastics & foil. We are not evil people, but somehow we allowed the Lords of Consumption to organize us into mobs that buy & dispose, suck fructose & pull triggers.

Yes, the Rapture of the Final Consumption, the Shopture, is underway. The fundamentalist consumers are lifted up into the air, to the Supermall of Eternal Convenience, where there are thousands of big boxes & chain stores above the clouds.

You can visit Reverend Billy’s website, “The Church of Stop Shopping“.

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Ironically, 2012 was actually a very good year

You know, some people have quite a bit invested in convincing you that things are getting worse, that we are going to hell in a hand-basket, or even that the world is going to end.

Well, they’re wrong. By almost every measure, 2012 was the best year ever. Seriously.

Never has there been less hunger in the world, less disease, or more prosperity. Yes, the economies in western nations are a bit stagnant, but that is no surprise given how well they have done over the last few decades. Instead, economies in former third-world nations are doing great, and people all over the world are being lifted out of poverty in record numbers. Global inequality is lower now than at any point in modern times.

In 1990, the UN set a goal to reduce the number of people in extreme poverty by 2015. That target was passed in 2008. Life expectancy is going up all over the world. Indeed, in Africa the average life expectancy went from 50 to 55 years in the last ten years alone. The number of people dying from diseases like AIDS and Malaria is dropping.

Even western economies aren’t so bad. First world economies grew by six percent in the last seven years. Ironically, fossil fuel consumption in those same countries fell by four percent in the same time. Most of that drop was fueled by consumer demand for more efficient cars (driven by high gas prices), and lower energy use (including by more efficient light bulbs).

Incredibly, energy prices are also falling because we live in a time of energy abundance, not just from alternative sources, but because of breakthroughs in tapping conventional resources.

Violent crime rates have been going down. And deaths due to war have been lower in the last decade than any time in the last century.

Politicians and the media have a lot invested in keeping you afraid. Don’t listen. While things are not perfect (and probably will never be) life in general is the best it has ever been. Rejoice in the world. It is a wonderful place and with the right attitude, we can make it even better.

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