John Krasinksi (from The Office) decides that it is time for Some Good News (SGN). I’ll give you two episodes, the first one I watched, which seems to be the most popular one…
The Louisiana legislature just voted to restrict access to mail-in ballots in their primary, which was already delayed because of the coronavirus. In fact, some GOP members tried to block the measure because they claimed that it still gave too much access to mail-in voting.
Their reasons? As usual, the Republicans claimed that voting by mail would invite election fraud. This, despite the fact that election experts and fact checkers have repeatedly shown that the risk of fraud (both with and without vote-by-mail) is extremely low.
The hypocritical part? The lawmakers of Louisiana were reluctant to vote in person on the election plan, so they voted by mail.
The ACLU has a petition to get Congress to pass a law requiring all states to allow vote-by-mail, like Colorado, Oregon, Washington, and other states already do. After you sign it, they will automatically send a message to your congressperson and senators.
This is to avoid the disaster that just happened in Wisconsin, with people putting themselves in danger in order to vote. Dozens of Wisconsin voters and poll workers have tested positive for COVID-19 after their recent primary election, where over 400,000 people voted in person.
The US Supreme Court blocked an effort by the Wisconsin governor to expand their absentee voting system.
According to the site Worldometers, the US has now passed 1 million cases of Coronavirus. They also report that 195,787 cases are closed (either because the patient recovered, or died), which means that there are still 814,569 active cases.
Of course, when you go to the site, those numbers will have changed. For the worse.
The total number of people who are listed as having died from the coronavirus is now 56,797, which means that we are approaching quickly the day when more Americans will have died from the coronavirus than died in the Vietnam War (which the US says is 58,220). Yesterday, 1,384 people died in the US from coronavirus, so it won’t take long.
Also, there is reason to believe that coronavirus deaths (worldwide) have been underreported by around 60%, which means that we have likely blown past the death toll from the Vietnam War.
The following comic is specific to Sacramento California, but it is nonetheless instructive:
The Saturday Night Live cold open last night featured a famous actor playing Dr. Anthony Fauci, Donald Trump’s (soon to be ex-) director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases. What you may not know is that a few weeks ago, Fauci was asked by a reporter who he would want to play him on SNL. Fauci replied “Brad Pitt, of course”. SNL made it happen, and Pitt did a fantastic job.
Donald Trump claimed that he has total authority, but backed down in less than 24 hours, and pretended to “allow” the governors to do whatever they want.
But when he said “I take no responsibility” for the failures of the government response to the coronavirus pandemic, I think he was actually telling the truth. Is that a miracle, or what?
You know this was going to happen, based on the recent very sound medical advice from Donald Trump, our very stable genius. Let the memes begin!
And here’s some relevant poetry, sarcastically attributed to Trump:
You know I’m not a doctor – but of course I could have been, That’s why, until a week ago, I touted chloroquine. Now, evidence suggests that might have been an overreach, So I’ll tout another treatment: shooting up with bleach.
The latest news is that Trump is going to dramatically cut back on his daily briefings. Since he started doing his meandering, nonsensical (and dangerous) briefings, polls show that public opinion of his management of the coronavirus crisis has plummeted 16 points.
UPDATE: There was a spike in New Yorkers ingesting household cleaners during the 18 hours following Trump’s claim that such products might be able to cure coronavirus.
Donald Trump campaigns by attacking his opponents. He did it in 2016 against Hillary Clinton. Now in 2020, the need is even more dire, because he can’t campaign by taking credit for a good economy anymore. So he is doing what he always does, throwing out attacks constantly to see which ones stick (in other words, which ones get picked up by right-wing media).
The other interesting thing that Trump does is attack others for the things he is most guilty about himself. For example, he keeps calling Joe Biden “Sleepy Joe” and painting him as too old and incompetent. But that doesn’t seem to be working, maybe because Biden and Trump are both in their seventies (only 4 years apart in age), and more often than not when Trump opens his mouth, gibberish and misinformation flow out.
We also know that Trump tried to get the Ukraine to investigate Biden, but was so ham handed about it that he got himself impeached.
The latest attack from Trump is that Biden is soft on China. Trump has warned that “China will own the United States” if Biden is elected. Their evidence is to point out that Biden’s son did a $1.5 billion deal to manage an investment fund in China when his father was vice president. However, Hunter Biden wasn’t part of that deal and didn’t get any money from it. In fact, he didn’t have any direct involvement in that company until he invested $420,000 in it, receiving a 10 percent stake. And that happened in 2017, when his father was no longer vice president.
Unlike Biden and his son, Trump is pretty much already owned by China. The Trump Tower in Manhattan Trump owes the Bank of China (which is owned by the Chinese government) $211 million. That loan is due in 2022, which would mean that Trump would be scrambling to repay it when he is president. And it is suspicious that this loan was the first time that the Chinese national bank made any investment in the US. What are they expecting in return? Is this why Trump is so desperate to hide his tax returns? Does he even have enough cash to repay his obligations?
But there’s more. Chinese state-owned companies are constructing two luxury developments for Trump in United Arab Emirates and Indonesia. Not to mention the valuable trademarks that were awarded by the Chinese government to Trump and his daughter Ivanka, and Jared Kushner’s dealings with Chinese investors.
11. Make more music over Zoom. I’m beginning to believe that the official music of the coronavirus pandemic is Funk.
Most of you don’t know this, but I’m also an amateur musician (I play bass). Lately (like many musicians) I too have been participating in Zoom calls to make music. It really helps to play songs that have a strong beat, to keep everyone together. So Funk it is!
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