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A Farewell to Bush

I have often complained that the American media isn’t doing its job anymore, so I have to speak up when they do. And especially when they do it so well as the excellent article in Vanity Fair “Farewell to All That: An Oral History of the Bush White House“. This is a detailed history of the Bush administration, told almost entirely using direct quotes from major players in and around the presidency.  If you have ever looked at the Bush administration and wondered why they did something or how they screwed up so badly, this is the closest thing to an answer you are ever going to see.

What is truly amazing about the article is that it is largely neutral in tone, even praising the Bush Administration when it deserves it, and looking for the reasons when things didn’t go so well, rather than just trying to place blame.

The article also features brilliant portrait photographs by Annie Liebovitz of Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, and Rove.

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Fool me twice, won’t get fooled again

Dan Wasserman
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In case you were wondering about the headline, the full quote is:

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me, you can’t get fooled again.” —President George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

The real saying is “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me”.

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Fine Print

John Sherffius
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Republican moderates stuck in the middle

Several recent articles (LA Times, FiveThirtyEight) have pointed out the now uncomfortable position of Congressional Republicans, especially those in the Senate.

On the up side, with Democrats one or two votes away from the 60 they need to stop Republican filibusters in the Senate, moderate Republicans will be heavily courted during close votes. But the down side is what happens during the next election. If a moderate Republican votes against the Democrats, they will be viewed as obstructionist by the voters and might get voted out by an increasingly democratic constituency. But if they stick with the Republicans, they face being defeated by conservative Republicans during the primary.

Thus we have the ironic situation where two consecutive election routs for the Republicans, instead of driving them toward more popular positions, has made moderates (like former Senator Gordon Smith of Oregon or Chris Shays, the formerly last remaining Republican congressman from New England) easy targets for defeat. Republican Senator Susan Collins puts it bluntly:

I would hope that the more conservative members of our caucus would take a look at these election results. It’s difficult to make the argument that our candidates lost because they were not conservative enough.

But ironically, the Republican party is swinging more conservative, despite the fact that this will likely lead to more defeat.

Take the case of Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania, a well respected moderate Republican who is up for reelection in 2010. Pennsylvania is a state where the electorate is becoming increasingly Democratic and the unions are gaining power. The last time a pro-labor bill came up in the Senate, Specter was the only Republican who voted to bring the bill up for a vote. If he votes to end a filibuster on a future labor bill, he will hand his expected primary challenger, Pat Toomey, a powerful weapon.

Because Pennsylvania holds closed primaries, only Republicans, who are becoming more conservative, can vote during the primary. This make it harder for moderates like Specter to win Republican primaries. But since the country as a whole is swinging liberal, these more conservative Republican candidates will have a harder time in the general election.

The last presidential election made things even more difficult for the Republicans, since the drawn out Democratic primary caused many moderates to switch their registration from Republican to Democratic, in order to vote in the primary. Many of these moderates won’t bother to switch back, making it even harder for moderate Republicans.

Personally, given the problem moderate Republicans will have getting reelected, and the attention that Republican Senators will get during close votes, I wouldn’t be surprised if a few moderate Republicans decide that they are better off switching sides. And this will continue the vicious cycle, pushing Republicans into becoming an even more fringe party.

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Grandma Palin Swings Back and Strikes Out

Those of us who hoped that we had heard the last from Gov. Palin (at least until the next presidential election) were disappointed when she went on the warpath this week against the media for what she called inaccurate reports about her daughter Bristol. As you know, Bristol recently gave birth to a son, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston, making Palin a grandmother.

But when the media mentioned that Bristol is still not married to the baby’s father, Levi Johnston, and that both of them dropped out of high school, Palin went ballistic, calling up People Magazine, the Associated Press, and the Anchorage Daily News. Palin is claiming that Bristol and Levi are not high school dropouts, because they both plan on finishing up high school at some point in the future.

I guess that means that I can start claiming that I’m a doctor because I plan to go to medical school. The simple truth is that both Levi and Bristol dropped out of high school. Levi even started work as an electrical apprentice. He is enrolled in a correspondence program to get his GED, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t a dropout. It really isn’t a big deal, and I sincerely hope that they get their high school degrees as soon as possible.

But what’s ironic is that by making a fuss about it, Palin has again shown that she is a disaster dealing with the media. What would have been a largely ignored detail is now a big story, because she made it one.

It probably wouldn’t even have been mentioned in the first place if Palin wasn’t so vocal about “family values”. When someone with a “holier than thou” attitude ends up with an out-of-wedlock grandson born to parents who dropped out of high school, of course it is going to be mentioned in the media. Attacking the media for the report is just stupid. And fighting back by claiming that they are not high school dropouts shows only that you have a tenuous grasp of the truth.

UPDATE: Levi Johnston had to quit his job, because he doesn’t have a high school diploma.

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Top 10 Weirdest Political Moments of 2008

Politico has a great wrap-up of the top weirdest moments in an especially weird year in politics. The whole article is worth a read, but for those with a short attention span, here’s a quick summary:

  1. Mike Huckabee announcing he wouldn’t go negative, by showing reporters a negative ad he wasn’t going to run and continuing to talk about it.
  2. Hillary Clinton hammering down a shot of Crown Royal whiskey and a couple of beers to prove she was Jane Sixpack.
  3. Hillary Six Pack

  4. Barack Obama appearing with his own seal with “E Pluribus Unum” replaced by “Vero Possumus”.
  5. Obama Seal

  6. The (unsuccessful) San Francisco initiative to rename a water facility the “George W. Bush Sewage Plant”.
  7. Rumors that baby Trig was not Sarah Palin’s son but her grandson.
  8. John McCain calling Obama “That one”.
  9. Sarah Palin pardoning a turkey on video, while other turkeys were slaughtered right behind her.
  10. President Bush dodging a double shoe attack in Iraq.
  11. Bush Shoe

  12. Barbara Streisand politely accepting a kiss on her cheek from President Bush, whose impeachment she championed.
  13. Rod Blagojevich’s plans to run for President in 2016 even though he knew the feds were closing in on him.

Personally, I think the list is too short. Where is Joe the Plumber? Where is McCain declaring the economy sound, just hours before the collapse starts?

What’s your favorite weird or ironic political moment from 2008? Tell us in the comments.

UPDATE: Daniel Kurtzman, the person who brings us all that delicious late night political humor, has a hilarious review of the best unintentional comedy moments of 2008 in the NY Times, and a list of the Best of the “Best of” lists for 2008.

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Goodwill from Fox News

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Last Year’s New Job

Chip Bok
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Gonzo the Guilty calls himself a victim

Alberto Gonzales, Bush’s former Attorney General, who resigned in disgrace 16 months ago, whose famous repeating of “I don’t recall” to Congress showed that he has the memory capacity of someone who has been repeatedly struck on the head, who was ultimately responsible for the scandalous purge of US Attorneys, who filled his department with ideologues and party hacks, who signed memos justifying torture, who approved warrantless searches, brought shame and disgrace to the Justice Department, and who was investigated for perjury and obstruction of justice, … feels sorry for himself.

No, we aren’t kidding. In a painfully self-pitying interview with the Wall Street Journal, Gonzo says:

What is it that I did that is so fundamentally wrong? … for some reason, I am portrayed as the one who is evil in formulating policies that people disagree with. I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of the war on terror.

Gonzales feels that he is a victim because he is having trouble finding a new job, so he is writing a book to set the record straight. If he wants to know what he did that was wrong, he should read legal expert Andrew Cohen’s detailed list of wrongs committed by Gonzales, summed up by:

By any reasonable standard, the Gonzales Era at the Justice Department is void of almost all redemptive qualities.

and

The Justice Department under Gonzales was a miserable failure … Good riddance to it. 

I guess Gonzales just “can’t recall” what he did wrong, and is further demonstrating that — unlike during his testimony to Congress — he has forgotten when he should shut up.

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Civil Rights Pioneers

Mike Luckovich
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Partisan Squabbling as Usual

The Republicans are demonstrating that they have no desire or ability to play nice politically. This week, the Minnesota election board announced that after their recount of the extremely close Senate race, Democrat Al Franken is ahead by 50 votes. There is still the question of a thousand or so improperly rejected absentee ballots, but almost everyone believes those will favor Franken.

In response, John Cornyn, the incoming chairman of the National Republican Senatorial Committee, immediately came out swinging, accusing the Franken campaign of promoting “chaos and disorder” and calling the 50 vote lead “artificial”. Republican Norm Coleman claims that 150 ballots were counted twice, although he hasn’t presented any evidence of this, and the Minnesota Supreme Court rejected Coleman’s resulting suit to prevent the count from being certified. Without any evidence to support its claims, isn’t it the Coleman campaign that is promoting chaos and disorder?

But the really ironic thing is that Cornyn announced that he would fight seating Franken in the Senate, even if Franken is declared the winner, and even provisionally. As Electoral Vote points out, Cornyn conveniently forgets that in January of 2007, the Democrats (who were in control of Congress) voted to provisionally seat Republican Vern Buchanan of Florida, despite plenty of evidence of election problems.

You would think that after the drubbing they received in 2006 and 2008, the Republican would have figured out that the voters are tired of partisan obstructionism and fighting, but it looks like we are in for more of the same from them in the future.

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Don’t do as I do

In a classic case of irony, U.S. prosecutors are pushing for a sentence of 147 years in prison for someone who was just convicted of torturing people. The defendant is Charles Emmanuel, son of former Liberian President Charles Taylor. Emmanuel was born in the US, but the torture was committed when he was chief of a brutal paramilitary unit during his father’s presidency, between 1997 and 2003. His conviction was the first use of a 1994 US law that allows prosecution in the US for acts of torture committed overseas.

As part of his defense, he argued that he was being unfairly prosecuted for acts similar to hose committed by the US in Iraq and elsewhere.

UPDATE: Glenn Greenwald has an excellent article on this.

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The Heart of America

Mr. Fish
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Wrap-up: the end of an error

Even though most people probably just want to forget about the Bush presidency (what were we thinking, anyway?), there are two wrap-ups that are definitely worth reading:

The first is AlterNet’s “The 10 Most Awesomely Bad Moments of the Bush Presidency” with some outrageous lines like “One of the Bush administration’s favorite pastimes over the past eight years has been gleefully urinating in the faces of the other two branches of government.”

Second is a special edition of Harper’s Index dedicated to Bush, which includes statistics like “Portion of his presidency he has spent at or en route to vacation spots: 1/3”, “Percentage change since 2001 in U.S. government spending on paper shredding: +466”, and “Estimated amount Bush-era policies will cost the U.S. in new debt and accrued obligations: $10,350,000,000,000”

As a special bonus, we leave you with a quote from Vice President Dick Cheney, who when asked last week by the Casper Tribune why he’s so unpopular, responded “I  don’t have any idea. I don’t follow the polls.”

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Dave Barry’s Year in Review

Go read it in the Washington Post!

Just to give you a taste, here’s the summary:

How weird a year was it? Here’s how weird:

  •  O.J. actually got convicted of something.
  •  Gasoline hit $4 a gallon — and those were the good times.
  •  On several occasions, “Saturday Night Live” was funny.
  •  There were a few days there in October when you could not completely rule out the possibility that the next Treasury secretary would be Joe the Plumber.
  •  Finally, and most weirdly, for the first time in history, the voters elected a president who — despite the skeptics who said such a thing would never happen in the United States — was neither a Bush nor a Clinton.
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