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The Empress has no clothes?
What does a McCain supporter look like?
At least 20 people were told by McCain staffers to leave a McCain rally in Cedar Falls, Iowa today, or face being arrested for trespassing. None of them were protesting or causing any problems at all. According to one of the people who was ejected:
I saw a couple that had been escorted out and they were confused as well, and the girl was crying, so I said ‘Why are you crying? and she said ‘I already voted for McCain, I’m a Republican, and they said we had to leave because we didn’t look right.’ They were handpicking these people and they had nothing to go off of, besides the way the people looked.
How did the people who were ejected look? “It was pretty much all young people, the college demographic.”
Apparently the McCain campaign doesn’t believe any college students would possibly attend a McCain rally (let alone vote for him). Which is insane, since we have all seen at least one McCain supporter of college age (see photo at right).
And isn’t it sad that they are now profiling people and ejecting them just because they look like they might be protestors?
Late Night Political Humor
Sarah Palin
“According to expense reports, Sarah Palin charged the state of Alaska over $21,000 for her children to travel with her on official business. In fairness to Governor Palin, when she leaves them home alone, they get pregnant.” -Seth Meyers
“I’m sure you’ve heard that your average hockey mom, Sarah Palin, went through $150,000 of Republican Party money to get a wardrobe. That’s a lot of money to give Joe Six-Pack a hard-on, don’t you think? Wow. And 20 grand just on makeup. The lipstick she puts on her pig costs $200 a tube.” -Bill Maher
“So, just to recap here, the Republican National Committee took money from hardworking Americans, right? They spent it on designer clothes and glasses and handbags for Sarah Palin, so she could go out there on the stump and stop that bastard Obama from spreading the wealth.” -Bill Maher
“On top of that, in turns out the highest-paid person in the McCain campaign? Not the campaign manager, not the pollsters: Palin’s makeup artist. I’m not kidding. The highest-paid person, she flies to every city where Palin appears. And McCain? He just gets the local gal who does the funeral home. No, it’s not as bad as it sounds. The makeup girl is also Palin’s top foreign policy adviser.” -Bill Maher
The Campaign
“The economy has become the central issue in this presidential campaign. I haven’t heard one word about fencing in the Mexicans in months, right?” -Jimmy Kimmel
“I’m sure you heard this story, the ‘B’ girl, the young woman in Pennsylvania who got mugged yesterday, works for the McCain campaign, claimed a big scary black man attacked her at the ATM and then carved a ‘B,’ a backwards ‘B’ in her face. Well, today, she admitted that she made the whole thing up. … Of course, the police knew she was lying all along, because she told this outlandish tale about having money in the bank.” -Bill Maher
“John McCain has, for some reason, decided to build his final push around Joe the plumber. Now, this guy Joe, we learned last week, is not a licensed plumber and his name isn’t even Joe, but that didn’t stop the McCain campaign from naming him their unofficial mascot. Why they’d name a plumber a mascot for a campaign that’s down the toilet already, I don’t know.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Meanwhile, his running mate, Sarah Palin said in Washington, D.C., yesterday that the election is in God’s hands now. Isn’t that what you say to a prisoner who’s about to be executed?” -Jimmy Kimmel
“John McCain said this week that he does not plan to make his election night remarks in a hotel ballroom, but rather on the hotel lawn to a select group of journalists. The speech is reportedly titled, ‘Hey you damn kids, get off my lawn!'” -Seth Meyers
“Nationally, the Republican ticket trails in every major poll, and some by as many as ten points, so the McCain campaign is now focusing on a last-ditch strategy that involves three major parts. Number one, strengthen the support in the states that Bush won in ’04. Number two, flip Pennsylvania back from blue to red. And third, pray for an earthquake that will dump California into the Pacific Ocean. If all those things happen, he’s got a pretty good shot.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Esquire’s 10 Worst Members of Congress
Esquire presents the 10 Congress-critters most deserving of being voted out of office this year:
http://www.esquire.com/features/esquire-endorsements-2008/10-worst-members-congress-1108
Pretty evenly split by party – 5 Republicans, 4 Democrats, and 1 Independent (guess who!).
My fave is Michele Bachmann, who made their list even before she totally went nutso on Hardball. Here is Esquire’s description of her:
One gets the impression that if, in the name of “traditional values,” Bachmann could rescind the vote for women, she would. Her vacant, wild eyes recall a doomsday prophet, or one of Charlie Manson’s girls. Equal parts religious hack and party hack, she’s got spunk and not much else.
Woman pretends to be Palin at McCain rally
More going away presents from Bush – why aren’t we screaming?
Yesterday I posted a story about how the financial bailout has turned into a huge boondoggle — a trillion-dollar-plus going-away present from Bush to the large corporations who bought and paid for him.
But that story wasn’t the only example. While we are all distracted by the upcoming election, the mining industry has been quietly lobbying the Bush administration to gut environmental rules that keep them from polluting streams and rivers. When coal mining companies mine for coal by stripping off the tops of mountains, they were previously prohibited from dumping the waste into rivers and creeks. These rules were put in place by the Reagan administration, but I guess Reagan was too much of a tree hugger for the Bushies.
In an even more unbelievable going away present, ProPublica has found out that AIG (one of the largest recipients of federal bailout money) has been lobbying Congress to allow US companies to sell nuclear technologies to India. India never signed the nuclear non-proliferation treaty or the nuclear test ban treaty, and as a result we imposed a ban on selling nuclear technology to them 30 years ago when they first developed nuclear bombs.
As a result, Bush signed a bill this month that allows US companies to sell nuclear technology to India, but without requiring India to sign the nuclear non-proliferation treaty (as has been required of other nations). So while the Bush administration keeps screaming about terrorists getting nuclear weapons, at the same time it is dramatically relaxing safeguards that keep terrorists from getting nuclear weapons.
AIG also lobbied for 20 other bills and a number of other policy matters, spending more than $3 million, employing five lobbying firms and 20 lobbyists. One of the main things that AIG has been lobbying against is a new law that regulates the mortgage industry!
What wraps this around full circle to make it truly ironic is that AIG kept up its lobbying efforts even after the government bailed them out with $120 billion. So the government was using our taxpayer money to bail out AIG so they could turn around and lobby the government — to give nuclear technology to India, without safeguards, and to re-deregulate an industry that failed because of lack of regulation. In fact, since the government now owns 80% of AIG, you could even say that the government was lobbying itself.
Once again, we are screwed.
UPDATE: Time magazine has an article about how government bailout money will be used to give bonuses to investment bankers. Average bonus? $625,000. Says an analyst “Had it not been for the government’s help in refinancing their debt they may not have had the cash to pay bonuses.” Ouch!
UPDATE 2: A NY Times reporter listens in on a supposedly employees-only JPMorgan conference call — Morgan has no intention of loosening up credit (as promised by Paulson in return for our billions). Instead, they are going to use the money to buy up other banks. Plus, a little known feature of the bailout is a huge new tax break that encourages bank mergers. As the reporter says in the article “I don’t know about you, but I’m starting to feel as if we’ve been sold a bill of goods.”
Will Ferrell on SNL – plays Bush endorsing McCain
John was there for me 90% of the time over the last eight years. When you think of John McCain, think of me, George W. Bush. Think of this face. When you’re in the voting booth, before you vote, picture this face right here. A vote for John McCain is a vote for George W. Bush. … So I want to be there for you, John, for the next eight years.
This is McCain’s idea of small businesses?
Now that Joe the Plumber didn’t work out so good, McCain seems to be searching around for other “small” business owners. But this is ridiculous.
First, at a rally in Sarasota, Florida, J. Robert Long was introduced as a “small businessman” and was dubbed “Bob the Boat Builder” by McCain. But most of Long’s career was spent at Wellcraft Marine — they reported revenues of $67 million last year.
But things really got silly when Senator Lindsey Graham described McCain’s wife Cindy as “a great small businesswoman.” Cindy inherited the already successful and third largest Anheuser-Busch distributorship in the country from her dad, which had revenues of nearly $200 million last year.
No wonder McCain thinks Obama is going to raise taxes on small businesses. While Obama’s plan will not raise taxes on businesses making less than $250,000 (which includes 95% of small businesses), the man with more houses than he can remember seems to have a larger view of small.
UPDATE: J Robert Long (“Bob the Boat Builder”) responded to this post. For the sake of fairness, see his letter in the comments.







