Good luck pinning him down. And even if you do, he’ll just say the opposite in a day or two. He’s the ultimate generic candidate. And he loves everything, except vampires.
“All in all a successful trip. Best of all, Romney has checked three countries off the list of ‘1000 Places To Offend People Before You Die’.” – Stephen Colbert “A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name ‘Speedo.’ It doesn’t sound like a bathing […]
Mitt Romney has earned a full-throated endorsement from famous porn star Jenna Jameson. While sipping champagne in the VIP room of a gentlemen’s club in San Francisco, Jameson told a television reporter: I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office. When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office. This endorsement is […]
“The word “sailing” sounds cool. It sounds better than “yachting,” which sounds like something Mitt Romney does in his indoor lake.” – Craig Ferguson “Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.” – Craig Ferguson “Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. […]
© Ruben Bolling Believe it or not, this really is pretty much how recessions work. And how anyone thinks that austerity will help jumpstart an economy is beyond me.
If your house was foreclosed on in 2009 or 2010, you can ask for a free review and receive compensation if there were any errors made: The bottom line is there is a website you can visit to see your options. Try to ignore the fact that the website looks pretty cheesy — it is […]
“The first Olympic Games were held in 776 BC. Do you know who lit the flame? Betty White.” – Jay Leno “Officials at the London Olympics will be conducting 5,000 tests for steroids. Or as Lance Armstrong calls that, ‘a Monday’.” – Jimmy Fallon “The Queen of England jumped out of a helicopter and parachuted […]
© Steve Sack Now that Romney is back from his world travels, is anything safe here in the US? Certainly not the truth.
“I read that one of the presidential debates will have a town hall format where citizens will ask the candidates questions. The most common question: ‘Are you the only two choices?’” – Jimmy Fallon “Mitt Romney annoyed the British by saying that London seemed unprepared for the Olympics. You know, putting his foot in his […]
While he was in Israel, Mitt Romney praised their healthcare system for keeping people healthy while keeping costs low. How does Israel do it? Through aggressive regulation of the entire health care system (not just health insurance), requiring all residents to have health insurance (the dreaded individual mandate that Romney says he opposes at the […]
© Mike Thompson Silly season started early. Will any of us survive?
“Mitt Romney is now in London to see his horse compete in the dressage event. Dressage is kind of like horse ballet. Finally something that connects Romney with the average American voter.” – Jay Leno “Romney is going to be in London for the opening ceremonies of the Olympics, and he plans to take his […]
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Sanford Weill, the former CEO of Citigroup, has a change of heart: But is it too late?
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
© Ben Sargent Richard Muller, one of the most widely quoted climate change deniers, who even directed a climate change project funded by the Koch brothers, has done what he calls a “total turnaround”. In an editorial in the NY Times, Muller calls himself a converted skeptic. Muller now says that global warming is real, […]
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
“Mitt Romney’s search for a vice president continues As you know, one of Mitt Romney’s problems is that he’s never hired an American for a job before, so this is new.” – Jay Leno “The poverty rate is now at its highest since the 1960s. It’s gotten so bad that Mitt Romney’s butler let his […]
