“The big scandal is that CPAC did not invite the one most popular Republican in the country, Chris Christie, because apparently they’re mad at him because during Hurricane Sandy, he hugged Obama. In their world, you’re only allowed to touch a black person if he handed you a 7-wood and shot a hole in one.” […]
“We are 24 hours away from massive across-the-board budget cuts. If the cuts go into effect, major airports could face delays up to 90 minutes – or as JetBlue calls it, an on-time departure.” – Conan O’Brien “Actually, with automatic spending cuts scheduled for tomorrow, 300 illegal immigrants have been released from jail in Arizona. […]
© Matt Wuerker If you don’t know what this is about, I’ll let Jon Stewart explain it: The thing that amazes me is that Scalia is claiming that because Congress is too scared to vote against the Voting Rights Act, that it falls to the Supreme Court to change this legislation. Not because it is […]
“Even though many have wanted to see Gitmo closed, including President Obama, despite all logic, it remains open for business. It’s the Radio Shack of the War on Terror.” – Stephen Colbert “The War on Terror just turned 12-years-old, which explains why it’s into remote controlled planes.” – Stephen Colbert “Can our drone program win […]
“In a White House briefing, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano warned that sequestration would affect border security. Her remarks raised eyebrows in Washington and got big laughs in Mexico.” – Jay Leno “Earlier tonight ABC announced their new “Dancing With the Stars” lineup. I was confused. I thought the sequester eliminated that.” – David Letterman […]
Apparently this is a common meme! © Vince Yanez It is even spreading across the big water, thanks to the efforts of Jesus’ General: © Jesus’ General I’m rather proud of this sonogram, I developed the pistol the little fetus-American is holding. It was part of my effort to ensure that all Americans have an […]
How did anyone manage to fit all these conservative wet dreams into a single comic? © Ruben Bolling By the way, if you don’t believe there are legal loopholes that let even minors to acquire restricted firearms (including automatic weapons), read this. Interestingly, Bad Fetus appeared back in 1990 in Ruben Bolling’s very first “Tom […]
“Last night a toilet flooded the lobby where the Oscars show was being held. The show won an Oscar for best portrayal of a Carnival cruise.” – Conan O’Brien “First Lady Michelle Obama won an Academy Award for best bangs.” – David Letterman “Big winner last night was ‘Life of Pi,’ a story of a […]
“We have first lady Michelle Obama on the show tonight! I plan to ask her some serious questions, like, ‘Do you think that I could pull off bangs?’” – Jimmy Fallon “That’s right, Michelle Obama is here! Everyone at the White House is excited. In fact, I heard they’re even letting Biden stay up to […]
“Fox News host Bill O’Reilly is writing a new book about the killing of Jesus. It will be the first time Jesus’ death is blamed on Obamacare.” – Conan O’Brien “After the success of his book, ‘Killing Lincoln,’ Bill O’Reilly is coming out with a new book called ‘Killing Jesus.’ He’s going to be disappointed […]
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