As if it wasn’t bad enough that the government is listening in on all your phone calls and emails in the name of fighting terrorism, it now looks like they are actually using this information in order to fight regular crime. Regardless of how you feel about this, it is clearly unconstitutional. The government is […]
“Things are getting so much worse for disgraced New York mayoral candidate and serial sexter Anthony Weiner. The latest New York City mayoral poll reveals that Weiner is in fourth place, or as Weiner says, ‘Hey, I’m at the bottom of a foursome.” – Conan O’Brien “Anthony Weiner has fallen to fourth place in the […]
World War II and especially the following Cold War saw a dramatic rise in the popularity of comic book heroes like Superman, Batman, Captain America and dozens of others. It was a time of tension and uncertainty, so it was comforting to have heroes who were on our side, even looking out for us, and […]
“It’s been a rough week for Anthony Weiner. His campaign manager in the race for mayor just quit because of Weiner’s newest scandal. And it’s tough finding a replacement because every time he emails someone, they’re like, ‘I’m not opening that’.” – Jimmy Fallon “Anthony Weiner’s campaign manager quit. He says he’s applying for a […]
Last month, NBC announced it will show a four-hour miniseries about Hillary Clinton and CNN Films announced plans for a documentary about her. Today, RNC chair Reince Priebus threatened to freeze those two networks out of any primary or presidential debates if they don’t pull the plug on their Clinton plans. What’s ironic about this […]
© Rob Rogers The funny thing about Obamacare is that even though quite a few people will say they are opposed to it, if you ask them about all the individual elements that together make up Obamacare, they are almost unanimously in favor of them. The GOP has done an amazing job of getting people […]
“New Rule: Stop asking if the new royal baby is more like William or more like Kate. He’s more like Uncle Harry – naked and unable to stand.” – Bill Maher “England is overjoyed! They got their first look at the new Prince George. Big deal. America got another look at Anthony Weiner’s dick.” – […]
“Anthony Weiner has been on the Internet having obscene chats, and he uses the name Carlos Danger. When Donald Trump heard about it, Trump demanded to see Carlos Danger’s birth certificate.” – David Letterman “Another tough day for New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner. Or as we know him now, ‘Carlos Danger’. I’m no prude, […]
© Robert Ariail Russia has granted asylum to NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden for one year. Ironically, Russia is a strange bedfellow for Snowden. Indeed, if a Russian did the same thing to Russia that Snowden did to the US, they would probably be dead by now. But Russia has managed to make the US look […]
“There’s a new Anthony Weiner scandal. Weiner is running for mayor of New York City. He confirmed yesterday that some new sexually explicit messages have been leaked. He sent them to a woman on Facebook using the code name ‘Carlos Danger’. Which is still easier to believe than that other name: Mayor Weiner.” – Jimmy […]
“Anthony Weiner the peter tweeter is at is again. He admitted in a press conference to having more online sexting episodes well after he resigned from Congress. This time Anthony Weiner used the name Carlos Danger. He was sexting women under the name Carlos Danger. See, this is Weiner’s way of getting more Latino support.” […]
© Matt Bors Profiling, not just for blacks and hispanics any more. UPDATE: Hat tip to a reader for pointing out this article in Gawker. Be sure to read the comments. It just keeps getting funnier and scarier, all at the same time: Many people don’t want to hear this kind of tough love, of […]
“It finally happened. Kate Middleton gave birth to a baby boy today. The baby weighed about eight pounds. Americans were like, ‘How much is that in dollars?’” – Jimmy Fallon “Kate Middleton had her baby. The royal baby is eight pounds. Then again, you can’t really put a price on a child.” – Conan O’Brien […]
“Al Qaeda’s number two man in Yemen was killed this week by a drone strike. He was doing a cover shoot for Rolling Stone and they were able to pinpoint him.” – Jay Leno “Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has been in Gitmo for 10 years. They turned him lose on the computer and this guy is […]
After a Korean airplane crashed during landing at SFO, a San Francisco TV station screwed up royally by reporting fake racist names for the pilots (Sum Ting Wong, Wi To Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, …). I have no idea if this is true or not, but after a Southwest Airlines flight crashed recently in New […]
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