“Michele Bachmann is kind of like Sarah Palin but without the charisma — or marksmanship. You know, maybe we should stop telling kids that anyone can grow up to be president of the United States.” – Jimmy Kimmel “Bachmann didn’t know John Wayne Gacy was from her hometown of Waterloo, Iowa. The town is about […]
“Michele Bachmann said her hometown of Waterloo, Iowa, is the birthplace of John Wayne, when it is actually the birthplace of serial killer John Wayne Gacy. She then said her favorite sitcom from the 80s is ‘Charles Manson in Charge.’” – Conan O’Brien “New York Gov. Cuomo legalized gay marriage. I think it’s great for […]
Stephen Colbert advises Michele Bachmann to never apologize for her gaffes, but to double down:
“Sarah Palin is denying reports that her bus tour is canceled, and says it will resume ‘when the time comes’. So there you go, everyone — it’s not canceled, she just stopped doing it and has no specific plans to start again.” – Jimmy Fallon “Sarah Palin said she did not quit her bus tour. […]
“Did you see that video where a crying baby is handed to President Obama? As soon as the president holds the baby it stops crying. Do you know how rare that is these days, that a politician is handed a baby from a crowd and it’s not his?” – Jay Leno “That’s pretty amazing. The […]
UPDATE: the local Catholic Church is not very happy. They are blaming the gay rights movement on “totalitarian government” and “the dictatorship of relativism”. My favorite line from the article: “Like most out-of-place reactionaries trying to control a modern, democratic world, [Archbishop Timothy] Dolan must stretch the common definition of words to such an extent […]
© R.J. Matson Yesterday, the Obama campaign press secretary released a statement criticizing Michele Bachmann and her declared policies — more tax cuts for the rich, undoing Medicare and health insurance reform, repealing Wall Street reforms, and maintaining loopholes for oil and gas companies. Bachmann’s response (on Fox News of course) is classic: I think […]
“Most Americans know Jon Huntsman as ‘the candidate most Americans don’t know.’ Gov. Huntsman’s announcement puts him somewhere between Ron Paul and Count Chocula as the favorite to win the GOP nomination.” – Jimmy Kimmel “Jon Huntsman is so little known, when he announced for the Presidency he had his name written on his hand.” […]
[The Washington Fancy, a new online publication devoted to political satire, debuted this morning. This is a reprint of an article from their inaugural edition.] Polls Are Accurate Representations of Fact and Public Opinion, Poll Says WASHINGTON — After decades of controversy, it has finally been established that polls effectively convey public opinion, a recent […]
“President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.” – Jay Leno “President Obama and Speaker Boehner played golf last weekend. Obama avoided an out-of-bounds penalty tee when an errant tee shot bounced off of Oprah, who was hiding in the woods.” – Jimmy Kimmel “The team of […]
© Joel Pett Somebody is going to end up with egg on their face.
“You know the big news today, Congressman Weiner resigned. You heard about that, right? He resigned. It’s sort of a good news/bad news thing. The good news is Congressman Weiner resigned. The bad news, he made the announcement shirtless over Skype.” – Conan O’Brien “Congressman Weiner resigned from Congress at a senior citizens’ center in […]
© Ruben Bolling When I was younger, I used to wonder how great civilizations of the past, like the ancient Greek, Roman, and Egyptian cultures, fell apart and were replaced by the Dark Ages.
“Photos of Congressman Weiner have surfaced of him cross-dressing in college, in bra and pantyhose, proving that even back then he knew he wanted to be a Congressman.” – Jay Leno “Anthony Weiner has asked that everyone respect his privacy. I guess that wasn’t his concern when he was texting pictures of himself.” – David […]
© Tom Tomorrow This must be what the rest of the world thinks of our political system. It’s CRAAAAZY!
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