[reprinted from NewsBiscuit] Sauron, the Dark Lord of Mordor and Nameless Enemy has announced his plans to become the new figurehead of the US Tea Party movement, ousting Sarah Palin from her unofficial role. In a statement released from the Dark Tower yesterday, he said he will abandon his frankly childish vendetta against anyone named […]
“Election day is so over. We are going to have divided government now. The Senate and the House have become Dina and Michael Lohan, and we’re all Lindsay.” – Jimmy Kimmel “Finally, the 2010 elections are over and we can get started on the campaign for 2012.” – Craig Ferguson The Republicans won by a […]
© Drew Sheneman I, for one, am really looking forward to the Republicans actually coming up with some ideas.
“Although many of her Republican colleagues were elected to the House, Christine O’Donnell ended up underneath it, with her feet curled up.” – Jimmy Kimmel “Our forefathers fought and died for our right to choose, and to honor them, today almost 12% of us went out and voted.” – Jimmy Kimmel “In Jackson County, WV, […]
“‘Twas the night before Election Day and all through the house, everyone was shouting crap at each other.” – Craig Ferguson “The final poll before Election Day shows that 55 percent of Americans plan to vote for Republicans, while 40 percent plan to vote for Democrats. I guess Obama is finally going to get that […]
© Jim Morin
There’s an old saying that if you go far enough in either direction on the political spectrum, you will end up in the same place. © Ted Rall
“In an interview on ‘Entertainment Tonight’ this week, Mary Hart was told by Sarah Palin she may run in 2012 if there was no one to do it. That’s not how you run for President. That’s how you offer to babysit.” – Seth Meyers “Sarah Palin said this week she would run for President if […]
In the fine tradition of recent Washington rallies, Jon Stewart just estimated the crowd at 10 million people. He added that demographically and ethnically, the crowd exactly mirrors the population of the US — 74% white, 14% black, and the rest other. [I’m conducting an experiment — if we repeat the 10 million figure often […]
“Washington D.C. was under a tornado watch. It was pretty crazy, especially when the White House landed on Christine O’Donnell.” – Jimmy Fallon “Sunday is Halloween — it’s the scariest day of the year. Unless you’re a Democrat – then it’s next Tuesday.” – Jay Leno “I can hardly wait. In less than a week […]
© Matt Wuerker Not only that, but the same people are screaming to give the invisible hand even more power.
Are you behind on your election related internet memes? No problem! Michael Gibson has compiled a list of the (how apropos) 13 craziest moments from the upcoming election. Of course, since the election hasn’t happened yet, his list may yet be too short. Top of his list is Jimmy McMillan of “The Rent is Too […]
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