Everything The Onion has done about 9/11. A fitting way to remember the 9th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. The headlines alone are worth it. Here are a few examples: Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell — The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed […]
© Rob Rogers Election season is upon us. Let the negative campaigning (fed by unlimited amounts of corporate cash) begin!
“Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer stopped speaking during an interview and stared blankly at the camera for 30 seconds. The good news is, she’s now eligible to be governor of Alaska.” – Jay Leno “Mayor Bloomberg may join President Obama’s administration. If he does, it will cost about $3 million. They’ll have to lower every door […]
© Tom Tomorrow When are we going to grow tired of being manipulated all the time?
“Hillary Clinton is denying rumors that she will replace Joe Biden as the Vice President in 2012. It’s fun to have a Clinton denying stuff again.” – David Letterman “The Department of Labor has launched a new website to help unemployed Americans. President Obama said the website is amazing and he can’t wait to check […]
This site reported last week on yet another example of RAI — Republican Attendance Inflation — where a commissioned count of the attendees at Glenn Beck’s White Civil Rights Rally pegged the number at 87,000, but Glenn Beck himself declared the number to be 300,000 to 500,000 people (naturally, Michele Bachmann wins the “most inflated […]
“Last night in only his second Oval Office address, President Obama announced the end of Operational Iraqi Freedom. He said we have given the Iraqis a Western-style government. Well, we certainly have, haven’t we? Their economy is in shambles, their Congress is corrupt, the country is broke, welcome aboard!” – Jay Leno “Before President Obama’s […]
“I just got back from vacation. I went on vacation the same time as President Obama. We both had to get away from it all and not do anything of significance. And now we are back and still not doing anything of significance.” – Craig Ferguson “President Obama was in New Orleans for the fifth […]
Now you don’t have to be an airline attendant in order to escape down an emergency slide with two beers! Too bad Sarah Palin didn’t have one of these on when she quit her job.
I hope I could keep this much of a sense of humor when my rights are being trampled upon.
© Lee Judge A war that never should have happened.
More like “Beckapaloser“, and the losers are the people who listen to him. © Matt Wuerker UPDATE: A liberal black man gives his report from Beckapalooza.
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