Whatever you think of governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, you have to admit that he has a good sense of humor. On Monday, he gave the commencement address at Emory University in Atlanta (and received an honorary degree in return): This is my first law degree. … Finally, the Kennedys will think I’m a success. And Maria […]
© Joel Pett What’s slicker than an oil spill? How about oil companies that make billions in profits, don’t pay any US taxes, and still get the government to help pay for their accidents.
“Hey, did you know about this? Tonight, to protest Arizona’s new immigration law, the Phoenix Suns are all wearing jerseys that read ‘Los Suns.’ Thankfully, they can get the jerseys made quickly using an illegal sweatshop.” – Jay Leno “So, the Phoenix Suns are wearing jerseys written in Spanish, made in China, modeled after their […]
Some people claim that there is no debate on the right, that they all closely follow the latest orders talking points. © Tom Toles
“Anybody here from Arizona? Yeah, you know, they have this immigration law in Arizona. I guess it’s because they share a border with Mexico. In essence, the new law in Arizona is if you don’t look like you belong there, get out. And if you’re in this country illegally, I think I speak for most […]
“Have you guys been following the whole oil disaster? Yesterday, President Obama said: ‘Let me be clear. BP is responsible for this leak. BP will be paying the bill.’ And BP was like: ‘Ah, bailout? Right?’” – Jimmy Fallon “Anybody from the Gulf of Mexico area? It’s going to be the biggest ecological disaster on […]
“They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.” – David Letterman “Arizona has passed the strictest immigration bill in history. Police can now ask for your papers if they see you coming out of El Pollo Loco.” […]
© Tom Tomorrow Best summary of what happened with financial derivatives, EVAR!
© Ed Stein Instead of “Drill, Baby Drill” conservatives should be chanting “Blow, Baby Blow”. Wind farms cost less to operate than coal or oil-fired plants, and as this comic points out it is difficult to imagine a major environmental catastrophe caused by a wind farm accident. Early concerns about birds being killed by wind […]
“John Edwards’s mistress, Rielle Hunter, was on ‘Oprah’ today. She told Oprah she did not believe that she played a central role in the breakup of the Edwardses’ marriage. Really? So, getting pregnant by a married guy, having his kid, that’s not what broke up the marriage? You know what broke it up? Fighting over […]
Some of the jokes Obama told at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner: It’s been quite a year since I’ve spoken here last — lots of ups, lots of downs — except for my approval ratings, which have just gone down. But that’s politics. It doesn’t bother me. Beside I happen to know that my approval […]
“Arizona has passed the strictest immigration bill in American history. A hundred people have been stopped already — and that was just in one van.” – Jay Leno “How many people are here just because you’re hiding from the Arizona police?” – David Letterman “Stephen Hawking says he does believe in aliens but we shouldn’t […]
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