Political Irony

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© Mike Luckovich

“This is an historic night. Tonight, for the first time in American history, we are preparing to attack the moon.” – Jimmy Kimmel “NASA is going to launch a rocket to the moon on Friday. They’re going to shoot a rocket to the moon. Just going to — kaboom, kaboom! The government says don’t worry, […]

© Mr. Fish

“So what NASA is doing, they’re crashing a rocket, which will have the energy of two tons of TNT It’s part of NASA’s new strategy, ‘What would Wile E. Coyote do?’” – Jimmy Fallon “Now, listen to this. I’m no rocket scientist so far be it from me to tell these people who are rocket […]

“You know, President Obama went to Denmark to try and get the Olympics for Chicago. They turned him down. He was so upset that they wouldn’t give us the Olympics that he had to invite himself to the White House for a beer.” – David Letterman “Well, congratulations to President Obama and first lady Michelle. […]

This is hilarious: via Melting Pot Project. Maybe instead of calling them red states, we should call states that are full of birthers and teabaggers “Yellow States”, after Big Bird.