“There was a surprising announcement over the weekend. Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin is leaving office. She’s stepping down. Something I said?” – David Letterman “Of course, the very big news, you can’t avoid it, Sarah Palin’s quitting as governor of Alaska. Everybody is shocked. Palin hasn’t made a decision this controversial since deciding whether […]
© Monte Wolverton Palin’s lawyer claims that “There is no shoe to drop”. © Matt Davies
It only drug on for eight (long) months, but the results are finally in and Al Franken is now the junior Senator from Minnesota. This is the first time in history we have elected a professional comedian to the US Senate. Which begs the question … just what actor will they use to parody him […]
“What’s especially sad is that most people of a certain generation only know Michael Jackson as a crazy guy who had a lot of plastic surgery — whereas the truth is, he was not only an unbelievably talented, groundbreaking performer, he also helped break down the racial prejudice in this country. He was an extremely […]
Great story from Willie Brown: I got into a cab Friday, and the driver asked, “Was Michael Jackson a Republican?” “I don’t think so. Why?” “He managed to knock both that two-timing South Carolina governor and that two-timing, Bible-thumping senator from Nevada off the front page. Republicans haven’t gotten that much help from a black […]
I’m not sure if this is a joke, and I suspect it is, but a few sites (here, here, and here) are reporting that a (suspiciously unnamed) Russian luxury yacht company is offering pirate hunting cruises off the coast of Somalia. Not only do they hope to get attacked by Pirates, they guarantee it (or […]
“Oh. Marital infidelity. You are just another run-of-the-mill human being whose simple moralizing about the sanctity of marriage is only marred by the complexities of their own life. Well, just another politician with a conservative mind and a liberal penis.” – Jon Stewart “Did you hear about Mark Sanford, the governor of South Carolina? He […]
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