“Today, President Barack Obama promised to ‘detect and pursue’ American tax evaders, as opposed to his first 100 days, in which he detected and nominated American tax evaders.” – Jay Leno “Are you aware of the fact that President Obama’s mother-in-law is living in the White House? And the woman has really taken to it. […]
© Andy Singer Wanda Sykes used the same joke at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, along with many other funny ones.
Not so very long ago we were all told that a black man would be President when pigs fly. Who knew?! On the 100th day of Barack Obama’s Presidency… Swine Flu!
I went to see the new Star Trek movie today (and really enjoyed it!). When I came home, I discovered a rash of websites that talk about Star Trek and politics. Most obviously, there are the articles that declare that President Obama is Mr. Spock — both exotic half-breeds with their trademark calm and logical […]
“I’m glad you’re all in a good mood, but I’m a little bummed out because I made a big mistake. It was so stupid. I took all of my money out of the stock market and put it in a chain of HoneyBaked Ham stores in Mexico.” – Jay Leno “Well, listen to this. The […]
Barack Obama at the White House Correspondents Dinner: Part 2:
“As you know, Vice President Biden got in a little bit of trouble yesterday when he suggested that people should avoid commercial flights and subways if they want to stay healthy. Yeah. Today, President Obama recommended that Biden avoid microphones and TV cameras for the very same reason.” – Jay Leno “Well, there are now […]
And remember that Sean Hannity hasn’t said a word since he agreed to be waterboarded.
© Chip Bok UPDATE: Hilarious satire: NYC Stops Pig Latin Speakers To Stem Swine Flu.
“In business news after receiving billions of dollars in government bailout money, the company Chrysler ended up filing for bankruptcy protection today. Chrysler was founded in 1923 by Walter P. Chrysler, but it really took off under his younger brother, Jesus H. Chrysler, who’s I guess like some kind of marketing genius.” – Jimmy Kimmel […]
This video from Letterman about Cheney’s recent criticisms of Obama is absolutely hilarious: As for how Obama is doing, this article in the Washington Post is all good news: The economy? Recovering. Warren Buffett declares the economy is “out of the quicksand”. Construction spending up for the first time in five months. House Sales? Higher […]
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