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Suicide Waiting Lists?

[This is one of those stories that may be just too ironic to be true. Unfortunately, just seeing it in multiple reputable news sources isn’t good enough anymore. And yet I haven’t found anything to discredit it. But as Colbert might say, it does have a certain truthiness to it, so I’m posting it anyway.]

Corruption for Martyrs?

Pro-Islamic-State (IS, also known as ISIS or ISIL) religious leader Kamil Abu Sultan is complaining about corruption and nepotism in the extremist organization. Why? Because Saudi militants inside IS are giving preferential treatment to their friends for suicide-bombing missions in Iraq and Syria. According to an article in Radio Free Europe:

According to Abu Sultan, the waiting list for suicide bombers in Syria is so long that — ironically — some militants die on the battlefield before they get their chance to explode for IS.

One would-be suicide bomber complained that the only way to get a suicide-bombing assignment in Iraq is through what is known as “blat” — a Russian slang term meaning connections.

An interview on the BBC a year ago revealed the existence of waiting lists for would-be suicide bombers.

Apparently, suicide missions carry more prestige than being killed in battle, because “A militant who carries out a suicide truck bombing will have a far greater and more spectacular impact than a foot soldier who is killed on the battlefield.”

An article published in Australia says that foreign fighters, especially those from western countries are prized by IS and also given priority.

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Charleston South Carolina Shooting

Jon Stewart points out the utter hypocrisy our response to Islamic terrorism compared to our own ongoing racial terrorism:

Some people have suggested that Jon Stewart run for political office. Maybe even president. And I don’t mean like Stephen Colbert ran for president. This video is evidence that Stewart could easily make the transition from comedian to serious political candidate. We could do far worse (and we have).

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Late Night Political Humor

“Lincoln Chafee, former governor of Rhode Island, announced he’s running for president. Before he announced he’s running, his wife went on Facebook and asked his staff if they remembered his password. Because if a Facebook password is too hard to remember, the launch codes for the nukes should be a piece of cake.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Over the weekend, Hillary Clinton supported raising the federal minimum wage to $15 per hour. She said every American should be able to afford to attend one of her speeches.” – Conan O’Brien

“In an interview yesterday, Lindsey Graham discussed his foreign policy and said if people are worn out by war, quote, ‘Don’t vote for me.’ Graham’s supporters appreciate his honesty, while his opponents appreciate the sound bite they can use in their attack ads.” – Jimmy Fallon

“At a summit this weekend, President Obama accidentally missed a high five from the prime minister of Iraq. Pretty embarrassing, but not as bad as the time George W. Bush left Saddam hanging.” – Seth Meyers

“The biggest blockbuster of the summer is coming out, and it stars Barack Obama. It’s a Disney picture called ‘Honey, I Shrunk the Economy.'” – Seth Meyers

“We have a historic drought going on now in this state. Due to the drought, California Governor Jerry Brown said he has cut back on bathing. As a result, Californians have cut back on hanging out with Jerry Brown.” – Conan O’Brien

“A federal court has ruled that the U.S. Postal Service must reduce its stamp prices. The change in stamp prices is expected to affect as many as seven Americans.” – Conan O’Brien

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John Oliver Explains Patent Trolls

I’ve talked about patents many times in this blog, but this hilarious video from Last Week Tonight will remind you that Congress is starting to reconsider patent reform again. I hope they do something about it this time. Patent trolls are already costing us trillions of dollars and putting a huge damper on our economy.

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Donald Colbert?

Colbert channels Trump:

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As Black as She Wants to Be

I’ve been watching the scandal about Rachel Dolezal, the (now former) head of the NAACP chapter in Spokane WA, who seems to be having a family feud in public. Dolezal has listed her race as black in various places, but her parents decided it was a good idea to publicly announce that she is not black (even slightly).

Many people seem to be upset that she is claiming to be something she isn’t, in order to gain personal advantage. Think about that for a minute. People are upset because she claims to to be black in order to gain personal advantage. You have to be fucking kidding me.

The NAACP doesn’t care if she is black or not. It is not part of her job requirements to be black (nor should it be). She did not benefit from any affirmative action programs. What benefit did she get?

You could question her honesty, but what is she lying about? Scientifically, there is no such thing as race. Even the UN says that the social construct of race is a myth. People have different color skin, and their features are different. Why do we have to place them in artificial categories? Would people be as upset if someone claimed to be blond on their driver’s license, but it turned out that they dyed their hair? Dolezal was raised alongside four adopted black siblings. Later, she married a black man. Somewhere along the way she somehow started identifying as black. If race is a myth, who says she can’t do that, as long as she didn’t do it for nefarious purposes?

I resisted posting about this, until now. What elevated this to the level of irony was an absolutely brilliant editorial by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar titled “Let Rachel Dolezal Be as Black as She Wants to Be“. Here’s a few quotes from the article, but you really should read the whole thing. It is hilarious and I’ve left out the funniest parts.

I sympathize with the dilemma of Rachel Dolezal, the head of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP whose parents maintain that she is not any part black, as she has claimed (#whiteisthenewblack). See, I too have been living a lie. For the past 50 years I’ve been keeping up this public charade, pretending to be something I’m not. Finally, in the wake of so many recent personal revelations by prominent people, I’ve decided to come out with the truth.

I am not tall (#shortstuff).

Although I’ve been claiming to be 7’2” for many decades, the truth is that I’m 5’8”. And that’s when I first get out of bed in the morning. Just goes to show, you tell a lie often enough and people believe you. I expect there will be some who will demand I give back the championship rings and titles that I accumulated during my college and professional basketball career because I was only able to win them by convincing other players that they had no chance against my superior height. How could these achievements have any lasting meaning if I’m not really as tall as Wikipedia says I am?

Despite all this, you can’t deny that Dolezal has proven herself a fierce and unrelenting champion for African-Americans politically and culturally. Perhaps some of this sensitivity comes from her adoptive black siblings. Whatever the reason, she has been fighting the fight for several years and seemingly doing a first-rate job. Not only has she led her local chapter of the NAACP, she teaches classes related to African-American culture at Eastern Washington University and is chairwoman of a police oversight committee monitoring fairness in police activities. Bottom line: The black community is better off because of her efforts.

At no time in history has the challenge of personal identity seemed more relevant. Olympic champion Bruce Jenner struggled for years with her gender identity and only at the age of 65, as Caitlyn Jenner, seems to have come to some peace with it.

Al Jolson, once considered the most popular entertainer in the world, rose to fame wearing blackface. He also used his considerable influence to help blacks. At one time, he was the only white man allowed into some of the nightclubs in Harlem. Ironically, Jolson admitted that when he performed the same songs without blackface he never felt he did as good a job. Some critics say it’s because while singing in blackface, he was singing for all downtrodden people, including his own Jewish people.

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Trump This!

Donald Trump announces that he is running for president, and Twitter goes wild! If you need more snark in your life, go read about it.

A couple of examples:

Donald Trump is doing an amazing Donald Trump parody right now.

Wow. The music tried to get Trump off the stage at his own rally.

Even the Democratic National Committee couldn’t resist a bit of sarcasm:

Today, Donald Trump became the second major Republican candidate to announce for president in two days. He adds some much-needed seriousness that has previously been lacking from the G.O.P. field, and we look forward hearing more about his ideas for the nation.

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Health Gouging

I believe in free markets, but to have a free market you have to have transparency in pricing and information about the product. Which brings us to the health industry, which has neither. Can you believe a market where the seller doesn’t tell you how much the product will cost or even what you are buying until after you have purchased it? Even when you receive the bill, it is often indecipherable. And then, if you can’t pay, they can bankrupt you (or worse).

How bad is it? According to a nation-wide study, hospitals (especially for-profit hospitals) charge far more than it costs them to provide care. One hospital in Florida routinely charged patients 12.6 times the actual cost of patient care (that’s compared to what Medicare says it should cost).

That hospital is not an outlier. The study found fifty hospitals that charged more than 10 times their cost. All but one of those fifty was a for-profit hospital. Twenty five of the price-gouging hospitals are operated by Community Health Systems. Another fourteen are operated by the Hospital Corporation of America.

Forty percent of the worst hospitals operate in Florida, presumably where they can take advantage of seniors.

How do they get away with it? According to a co-author of the study (a professor at Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health):

They are price-gouging because they can. They are marking up the prices because no one is telling them they can’t. These are the hospitals that have the highest markup of all 5,000 hospitals in the United States. This means when it costs the hospital $100, they are going to charge you, on average, $1,000.

It is time for conservatives to stop claiming that the government should stay out of health care and let the free market take care of it. We tried that, and it doesn’t work. Even Obamacare doesn’t regulate how much hospitals can overcharge. Currently, only two states (Maryland and West Virginia) have laws that regulate hospital rates. It is time to do this on a national level.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Former governor of Rhode Island Lincoln Chafee is challenging Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination. During his announcement, he said, ‘I realize I’m not that well known, don’t have a ton of support, I’m limited on funds, and … why am I doing this again?'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Former Rhode Island Governor Lincoln Chafee announced his run for president yesterday. And he said he wants the U.S. to switch to the metric system. OK, you know what? I will start — Lincoln Chafee won’t get within a kilometer of the White House. He’s several hectares away.” – Seth Meyers

“During his announcement, Chafee said it would help our economy if we embraced the metric system. Finally answering the question: What is the world’s worst campaign slogan?” – Jimmy Fallon

“We have a new Republican candidate for president who also happens to be an old Republican candidate for president, former Texas Governor Rick Perry. He’s at it again, and why not? There are only so many coyotes you can shoot on your ranch. What else does he have to do?” – Jimmy Kimmel

“On the Republican side, today former Texas Governor Rick Perry announced he is running for president. While growing up he wanted to be a veterinarian, but his grades weren’t good enough. Luckily for us, now he wants to be in charge of people.” – Jimmy Fallon

“The Republican presidential race has more characters than ‘Game of Thrones’.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Have you seen Kim Jong Un lately? There are photos of him and he has put on pounds. According to sources, Kim Jong Un has been emotionally eating since Dennis Rodman was spotted on a date with another dictator.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“The Christmas-themed town of North Pole, Alaska, has officially approved marijuana dispensaries. So don’t expect your presents from Santa until next April.” – Conan O’Brien

“Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.” – Conan O’Brien

“IKEA, the world’s largest furniture retailer, pledged over $1 billion earlier today to help slow climate change. But knowing IKEA, it’s probably going to take forever to put the money together.” – Seth Meyers

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The Upcoming Election

This pretty much sums up the upcoming election and the inevitable media response:

Brian McFadden
© Brian McFadden

Except isn’t it a refreshing change to have Bernie Sanders in the race? Not because I agree with his views, but just because it is nice to have someone on the left as a counterpoint to all the nut jobs on the right running for president.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Hillary Clinton is headed to L.A. this month to attend a fundraiser hosted by ‘Spider-Man’ star Tobey Maguire. Hillary is a big fan of Spider-Man because he proves that Americans still love sequels.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Hillary Clinton announced that she will officially kick off her presidential campaign on June 13 in New York City. The good news is it’s free to get in. Which sounds great until you find out it’s $100,000 to get out.” – Jimmy Fallon

“According to a new poll, the number of Americans who trust Hillary is dropping. Specifically into a hole that Hillary covered with leaves.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Senator Lindsey Graham announced that he’s running for president because, you know, you want 50 people to run for president.” – Seth Meyers

“If elected, Lindsey Graham would be the first bachelor elected president in 130 years. And he’d also be the first candidate to choose his running mate in an elaborate rose ceremony.” – Seth Meyers

“According to an email from his staff, Donald Trump is set to announce on June 16 whether he will run for president. Seriously? At this point, Donald Trump announcing whether he’s running for president is like soccer’s World Cup — it happens every four years and no one in America cares.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Senator Ted Cruz said he thinks John F. Kennedy would be a Republican if he were alive today. Well, of course he would be Republican. He’d be 98 years old.” – Seth Meyers

“In the world of soccer, FIFA President Sepp Blatter announced he’s resigning only four days after he was re-elected. Now Sepp Blatter will go back to sounding like a disease you look up on WebMD.” – Jimmy Fallon

“In the world of soccer, after the arrest of numerous other officials, FIFA President Sepp Blatter announced his resignation this afternoon. Sepp Blatter doesn’t sound like the name of a guy who’s stepping down. It sounds like the reason.” – Seth Meyers

“The 79-year-old FIFA president, Sepp Blatter, will resign less than a week after the organization was rocked by a corruption scandal. But if you only learned one thing from all this, it’s that you can never trust a 79-year-old Blatter.” – Jimmy Fallon

“The TSA is under fire for major security lapses. The TSA has let through pipe bombs, knives, and the last three Nicolas Cage movies.” – Conan O’Brien

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Dead Last

Everybody, including Republicans, like to tout small businesses as the strongest source of economic development. It is where most new jobs come from, not to mention new ideas.

Which is why people should shake their heads when Gov. (and likely presidential candidate) Scott Walker brags about his record in Wisconsin. A major study released this month shows that Wisconsin ranks dead last in new business start-up activity.

And this isn’t something that he can blame on his predecessor or on something else beyond his control. There is plenty of good reasons to blame Walker for the bad economic outlook for small businesses in the state.

For example, Walker (like other Republican governors) turned down federal money that Obamacare provided to expand Medicare and Medicaid. So if you depend on your regular job to provide health insurance, it is very difficult to quit it in order to start your own new business. It is just too risky.

Walker also turned down federal money to build a high-speed rail system, which would have provided thousands of jobs. In addition, his refusing the money caused a multinational manufacturing company to shut down their Wisconsin plant and sue the state for $65 million for breach of contract.

Perhaps most damning of all is that the Wisconsin Economic Development Corporation removed Walker as the agency’s chair because of scandals.

And you can’t blame it on other economic factors in the area. Ironically, Walker famously traveled to next-door Illinois with the slogan “Wisconsin is open for business” and tried to lure companies to relocate from that state. But while Wisconsin is suffering, Illinois is one of the states at the top of the rankings for start-up activity. And the country as a whole enjoyed the largest year-over-year start-up growth in two decades.

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Wages or Wagers?

June 9, 2015
© Adam Zyglis

It’s no fairy tale. According to an article in the NY Times, around 250 information technology employees working for Disney were laid off from their jobs. These are the people who keep the computer systems running at DisneyWorld.

But the ironic part is that in order to get their severance package, these workers were required to train their replacements. They weren’t laid off because their work wasn’t needed, instead, they were replaced by foreign workers (brought in by outsourcing firms from India) with temporary work visas (called H-1B visas), who would work for significantly less money.

But according to federal rules, H-1B visas are supposed to be used to allow foreign workers to come in on a temporary basis when there are no Americans with the required skills. Indeed, they are required to not “adversely affect the wages and working conditions” of Americans. Instead, the reality is that the majority of H-1B visas are going to outsourcing companies.

Now, I am not entirely against outsourcing. As the founder of several technology startups, I have even used outsourcing. But only when there was a specific, limited term project and it didn’t make sense to spend the time and effort to hire a bunch of highly skilled people who would then need to be laid off after the project was done.

Laying off a bunch of workers and replacing them with H-1B visa holders goes completely against the spirit of the law, and is only possible because of numerous loopholes. These loopholes need to be closed.

Even worse, companies are often shooting themselves in the foot when they pull stuff like this just to save a little money. The theory that highly skilled workers are fungible assets (can be replaced by lower cost workers who can then do the same job) has been shown to be false over and over again. Workers are not just a set of replaceable skills. Companies (like Costco and Starbucks) who try hard to keep their workers happy and reduce turnover rates tend to have happier customers and end up making more money.

How can Disney claim that its parks are the “Happiest Places on Earth” if their employees are not happy?

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Bailing out of Justice

John Oliver points out the lack of justice in one important aspect of our justice system – paying bail – which makes a mockery of “innocent until proven guilty”:

And not only is this putting quite a few innocent people in jail, it is costing taxpayers a ton of money.

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Late Night Political Humor

“During a speech in Iowa this weekend, Bernie Sanders criticized the billionaire class and said they ‘can’t have it all’. Billionaires would’ve responded but they were busy this weekend literally having it all.” – Jimmy Fallon

“There’s massive corruption, a massive scandal, in international soccer. The first clue was when a soccer team scored a suspiciously high three goals in one game.” – Conan O’Brien

“Officials from the soccer organization FIFA, which decides which cities get to host the World Cup, are accused of accepting bribes when making their decision. Of course the toughest part for the soccer officials was taking bribes without using their hands.” – Jimmy Fallon

“A lawyer from Africa wants to marry Malia Obama in exchange for goats, sheep, and cows. In response, President Obama said, ‘Don’t be ridiculous. My daughter isn’t marrying a lawyer.'” – Conan O’Brien

“In Michigan, the world’s oldest person recently turned 116. When the president called to congratulate her, she said, ‘Tell McKinley I’m busy.'” – Conan O’Brien

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