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Terrorist Plots

Today we have a story that triples down on the irony.

The FBI recently announced that they had uncovered a terrorist plot to build explosive devices in New York City. But the more you look into it, the more it looks like a couple of stupid kids who had little or no chance of actually doing anything until an undercover FBI informant arrived to “help” them with their plans.

But that didn’t stop Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) from responding that this shows that we should ban the book “The Anarchist Cookbook” from the internet (because they had a copy).

Yes, you can download a book from the Internet that has instructions for building bombs. But that’s not the only place you can get it. You can buy it at many bookstores, including Amazon. And the book was originally written using information available in any library. Removing The Anarchist Cookbook from the internet would not only not stop people from getting this kind of information, it would violate the First Amendment (according to the US Department of Justice, banning it would likely be unconstitutional).

Censoring the internet is not something that should be considered litely. We are dismayed when countries like China try to censor the internet.

Just to bring this story full circle, it turns out that it was the FBI informant who told the two would-be terrorists about The Anarchist Cookbook and downloaded it for them. The criminal complaint against them even has them thanking the undercover agent for introducing the book to them. In other words, neither of them downloaded anything from the internet, the government conveniently did it for them. And for this we should censor the internet?

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Projection

There is an interesting phenomenon in psychology called projection. According to Wikipedia:

Psychological projection is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against unpleasant impulses by denying their existence in themselves, while attributing them to others. For example, a person who is rude may constantly accuse other people of being rude.

According to some research, the projection of one’s negative qualities onto others is a common process in everyday life.

This explains why Dick Cheney won’t shut up about Obama. Appearing on conservative talk radio on Tuesday, Cheney said:

I vacillate between the various theories I’ve heard, but you know, if you had somebody as president who wanted to take America down, who wanted to fundamentally weaken our position in the world and reduce our capacity to influence events, turn our back on our allies and encourage our adversaries, it would look exactly like what Barack Obama’s doing. I think his actions are constituted in my mind those of the worst president we’ve ever had.

Cheney’s statements are not really about Obama, they are about his own demons. After all, who ignored urgent warnings about 9/11, flaunted international law and our allies to unilaterally start two wars using lies, which helped our adversaries recruit even more terrorists in the Middle East? Not to mention almost destroying our economy and running up huge deficits, weakening us even more.

Ironically, Thursday was the 12th anniversary of what some people call the “greatest memo of all time“. The memo was sent by Bush and Cheney’s Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, basically saying that all of the Bush administration’s foreign policy initiatives were failing and asking the Undersecretary of Defense to come up with solutions:

Rumsfeld

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Separation of Powers

One of the big complaints recently about Obama has been that he is acting like a king or dictator, doing end-runs around Congress such as allowing illegal aliens to avoid being deported. After all, we have three branches of government to provide checks and balances.

So it surprised me when Ted Cruz said Monday that he would encourage Congress to do an end run around the Supreme Court (a court, I might add, that is already pretty darn conservative).

Speaking about the possibility that the Supreme Court might decide in favor of marriage equality, Cruz promised the following (according to the Dallas Morning News):

He reiterated his vow to press for a constitutional amendment that would clarify the power of state legislatures to define marriage as the union of one man and one woman. If the high court does legalize gay marriage nationwide, he added, he would prod Congress to strip federal courts of jurisdiction over the issue, a rarely invoked legislative tool.

First of all, it is always hilarious when presidential candidates promise to work on constitutional amendments, as it is one of the few things for which presidents have no authority at all. They can’t even veto them.

But his promise to prod Congress to strip federal courts of jurisdiction over gay marriage is really scary. Court stripping is a theoretical idea that Congress can pass a federal law that effectively tells the courts that they are not allowed to review lawsuits pertaining to certain subjects (in this case, gay marriage). In other words, it gives Congress absolute power over the courts.

Conservatives complain about “legislating from the bench”. Well, this is the same thing in reverse, “adjudicating from the legislature”. It is Congress dictating constitutional law to the courts, which completely destroys our independent judiciary.

Court stripping is not a new idea. Back in the 1980s, another crazy conservative Senator, Jesse Helms (R-NC) repeatedly tried to prevent federal courts from hearing cases related to school prayer. More recently, Sam Brownback (now the governor who is destroying Kansas) and Todd Akin tried to do the same thing about the Pledge of Allegiance. But both attempts failed.

There’s little chance Cruz could implement court stripping over gay marriage. After all, a strong majority of Americans support marriage equality. But it just demonstrates that when conservatives scream about separation of powers, they are only throwing a temper tantrum because they didn’t get their way.

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Late Night Political Humor

“There are reports that President Obama and his family may move to New York City after his term is over. Unfortunately, the city is so expensive, he’s looking for another ex-president to be roommates with.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Apparently, the Obamas chose New York City because they’ve gotten so used to people trying to break into their house.” – Jimmy Fallon

“During a speech on Friday, Senator Ted Cruz said that if you walk up to someone and say ‘Joe Biden’, the person will crack up laughing. Which is the same reaction you get if you say ‘President Ted Cruz’.” – Seth Meyers

“This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.” – David Letterman

“Hillary has now erased all of her emails, and she also had all of her pantsuits dry cleaned. ” – David Letterman

“Governor Chris Christie defended his stance against legalizing marijuana, saying that any tax revenue generated from pot sales would be blood money. Then businessmen in New Jersey said, ‘Yeah, and we can’t have that sort of thing here in New Jersey.’ – Jimmy Fallon

“Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid says he will not seek re-election. Harry said he wants to spend more time with his family. As I always say, check with your family.” – David Letterman

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Looks like a Duck, Quacks like a Duck?

Rosemary Mosco
© Rosemary Mosco

I think this comic is being too kind — “greedy narcissistic sociopath” would be more accurate.

Scientists are in almost total agreement that climate change is caused by human activity, and that it will have disastrous consequences. It is already costing us billions of dollars. Anyone who denies this, just to get money from donors or to kiss up to the tea party in order to get elected is like a cancer on this country.

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Parables

Ruben Bolling
© Ruben Bolling

That’s the ironic thing about the Bible. It can be used to justify almost anything. Isn’t that why the founders were careful to separate church from state?

Not that I’m anti-religion. I just want to be able to cherry pick the parts I believe in like everyone else. What parts do I select? The parts about not judging others (Matthew 7:2), loving your enemies (Luke 6:35) and your neighbors (Mark 12:31), and not grumbling against each other (James 5:9).

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Late Night Political Humor

“Yesterday, the White House confirmed that President Obama will meet with Pope Francis during his visit in September. Some experts are wondering if they’ll discuss their disagreement over contraception. Then Joe Biden said, ‘I didn’t even know they were dating.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Yeah, the president will meet with Pope Francis at the White House in September. The two will meet for about an hour or so, and then the Pope will spend the rest of the day hearing confessions from Secret Service agents.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Republican candidate Ted Cruz said recently that in the 36 hours after he announced that he’s running for president, he’s raised over a million dollars. And Hillary Clinton closed her checkbook and said, ‘Happy to help. Can’t wait.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Ted Cruz raised over a million dollars after announcing that he’s running for president. Which is why today RadioShack announced that it is also running for president.” – Jimmy Fallon

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John Fugelsang

I want to welcome John Fugelsang to my blogroll. Well, at least his twitter feed. Fugelsang got my attention recently with the quote “Ted Cruz is the Abraham Lincoln of Sarah Palins.” His motto is: “Jesus never called the poor ‘lazy’, fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay.”

I was pleased to see that his twitter account has many more good quotes. Here are a few more from him:

If You Don’t Like Gay People, Take It Up With The Manufacturer.

Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice.

Heterosexuals are the leading manufacturer of gay people and religion is the leading manufacturer of atheists.

It’s pretty cretinous to use Leviticus against gay people when you don’t obey Leviticus yourself.

Israel provides free abortions but I’m guessing you don’t want to stop American aid.

Romans is also where Paul commands you to obey leaders so I guess that means you support Obama, the Iran deal and the ACA, eh?

If you criticize Obama for making deals with Iran it’s time to finally throw out your Reagan Love Doll.

If your religion tells you God wants someone dead but can’t bother to smite them Himself then your religion sucks at religion.

Good Friday is when we commemorate the most famous innocent brown-skinned man to ever get the death penalty.

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Death Row

Anthony Ray Hinton spent 30 years on death row, the whole time proclaiming his innocence. The evidence used to convict Hinton of two murders was always poor. There were no eyewitnesses, no fingerprints, no physical evidence at all other than a supposed link between a set of bullets and a gun owned by Hinton’s mother. Hinton passed a polygraph test, but that was never admitted as evidence.

Last year, the Supreme Court ruled unanimously that he hadn’t received a fair trial and ordered a new one. In that trial, experts could not conclusively link the bullets to the weapon. In fact, they couldn’t even say for sure if they were fired by the same gun. With no evidence left, the case was dismissed and Hinton was released.

Unsurprisingly, Anthony Ray Hinton is black.

And he’s not the only innocent black person sent to death row.

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Stuck in the Middle with You

It is almost enough to make you feel sorry for Jeb Bush. The headline in the New York Times reads “Jeb Bush Seems to Shift Tone in His Praise of Indiana Law“. Yes, presidential candidate Jeb Bush is now backing away from his formerly full-throated support for the Indiana “religious freedom” law that is causing so much fuss.

What’s a moderate Republican to do? He’s trying to find a middle ground that probably doesn’t exist in today’s GOP. If he does anything remotely reasonable, the Tea Party will make him lose the Republican primary. But if he kowtows to the Tea Party, he has no chance to win the general election.

Meanwhile, you gotta hand it to Ted Cruz in his consistency. He is still singing the praises of those brave people in Indiana who fought for the right to discriminate against gay people. He’s not backing down, he’s doubling down by speaking out against “the radical gay-marriage agenda over religious liberty.”

I’m willing to bet that neither of these two are electable.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Yesterday presidential candidate Ted Cruz said that he will in fact be signing up for Obamacare despite saying earlier that he wants to repeal every word of it. It’s a good thing he’s signing up, because Cruz just went to the hospital in hypocritical condition.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Ted Cruz is signing up for Obamacare. This is like finding out Jenny McCarthy went in for a flu shot.” – Seth Meyers

“After years of bashing Obamacare, tea party candidate Ted Cruz just signed up for it. And next week he plans to get gay married at Planned Parenthood.” – Conan O’Brien

“And by the way, did you know that Ted Cruz was born in Canada? Now Canada has released this statement: ‘American voters should be aware that while presidential candidate Ted Cruz was in fact born in Canada, he has renounced his Canadian citizenship.’ One down, one to go.” – David Letterman

“We have Donald Trump and Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham all running for president. It’s all part of the Republican plan to make Jeb Bush look presidential.” – David Letterman

“Mitt Romney, two-time presidential campaigner, will step into the boxing ring and he will be fighting Evander Holyfield, who, to my knowledge, has never run for president.” – David Letterman

“A new poll shows that TV presidents featured on shows like ‘The West Wing,’ ’24,’ and ‘Battlestar Galactica’ have a higher favorability rating than President Obama. But he’s not the only politician that people prefer fictional characters to. Instead of Texas Governor Rick Perry, people prefer any male soap opera actor over 50.” – Jimmy Fallon

“NASA’s Mars rover has just completed a marathon traveling 26.2 miles. And once again it was beaten by a Mars rover from Kenya.” – Conan O’Brien

“How many of you intentionally don’t pay your taxes? Me, neither. Whenever I go there to my accountant’s office, I’m taken up in the elevator blindfolded. I said, ‘I’m worried about having money for retirement.’ He said, ‘Don’t worry, you’ll get your cut.'” – David Letterman

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First Church of Cannabis

At first I thought this was an April fools joke, but the original article was published in the Washington Post on March 30, so I assume it is legit.

In the wake of Indiana’s Religious Freedom Restoration act, which prevents the state from “substantially burdening” a person’s exercise of religion (even if it violates the law), Bill Levin has created the First Church of Cannabis. The Secretary of State approved the church as a religious corporation, even though cannabis is listed as the church’s sacrament.

Marijuana is currently illegal in Indiana, even for medical use. Does this conflict with Levin’s religious freedom? Stay tuned by checking in to the church’s Facebook page.

holy smoke

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Late Night Political Humor

“During a recent interview, President Obama revealed that he doesn’t always get enough sleep. And I think I speak for everyone when I say, ‘Good! We pay you to worry about stuff so WE can sleep. That’s why you are the president.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama admitted that he doesn’t get enough sleep. But doctors said he should find little tricks to doze off, like counting intruders jumping over the White House fence.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Former president George W. Bush will be in Dallas this week raising money for his brother Jeb’s presidential run. He plans to raise the money by campaigning for Ted Cruz.” – Seth Meyers

“Tea party candidate Ted Cruz, Republican senator from Texas, wants to be president. That means he’s one step closer to being a Fox News analyst.” – David Letterman

“Tea party candidate Ted Cruz announced he’s running for president. He says he wants to abolish the IRS. So today Cruz was endorsed by Nicolas Cage, Wesley Snipes, and Willie Nelson.” – Conan O’Brien

“Republican Congressman Peter King called Ted Cruz a carnival barker. That is such an insult to carnival barkers. ” – David Letterman

“Ted Cruz says he used to like rock music but after 9/11, he prefers country. Upon hearing this, al-Qaida said, ‘That was the plan.'” – Conan O’Brien

“Ted Cruz is the first official candidate for the 2016 presidential election. As history has shown, the first declared candidate always goes on to win the election — except in 2012, 2008, 2004, 2000, 1996, 1992, 1988, 1984, 1980, 1976, 1972, 1968, 1964, 1960, 1956…” – David Letterman

“Ted Cruz said today that if elected president, he’ll tell the truth and do what he said he’d do. And guys, I know we’ve been burned 44 times on this, but I have a good feeling about this guy.” – Seth Meyers

“President Obama and Hillary Clinton had lunch today. Of course, Hillary had a private server.” – David Letterman

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GOP Insults

There is a new “insult generator” that has an interesting twist. Insult generators are those websites that string together random words to insult someone or something. But the new one doesn’t do it randomly. It is the “Tea Party Insult Generator” and the twist is that it uses actual insults posted on John Boehner’s Facebook wall by Tea Partiers who are pissed off at him.

Who said the tea party isn’t good for anything? They mechanical turk an insult generator that is no more repetitive and stupid as a random one! And some of the insults are in capital letters just in case you couldn’t tell they mean business.

The insults being hurled at the leader of the GOP by Tea Partiers is just one sign of the ongoing (and worsening) Republican Civil War. Here are just a few examples taken from Boehner’s Facebook page:

Grow some balls!!! You rat-bastard sellout
WORST…SPEAKER…EVAH!!!!
I am flying my Confederate Flag upside down and at half-staff because of RINOs like Boehner who caved to a Kenyan Hawaiian Muslim Atheist Bankster Rastafarian Communist.
Hey dumb ass. You no longer have our support. Don’t try to convince yourself otherwise.
Drop dead traitor. Anyone that supports a 17 trillion dollar debt, no to climb more, aiding every Islamist regime in the middle east, a so called healthcare plan that destroys private healthcare and has 20 new taxes breaking the middle class back and is designed for nothing more than total government control is an entitlement minded American-hating uninformed LEECH!
I would call you a snake, but at least a snake has a spine!
YOU ARE A DISGRACE AND ARE NOW THE REASON I AM NO LONGER DONATING TO THE GOP
May you rot in hell you sell-out piece of trash!
Are you kidding me right now?? Go Fuck Yourself Boehner!
You pussed out again, didn’t you? I’d rather have Tip Oneal as speaker of the house than you right now.
You are disgusting! RINO!
I can’t believe they let you stay in the party, let alone the speaker. Go to hell asshole!
BULLSHIT!! You sold us out!! You spineless coward! You are a complete dumb fuck, a failure, AND a fraud.
I hope you and the rest that caved get tea-partied in the next elections…may your own self interest be the death of your political career.
Thanks for NOTHING!! You are DEFINITELY NO LEADER!!
Stick House rule 368 up your ass and spin on it.
You are the worst human being currently alive. Do the world a favor and slink back under the rock you were born under. Your very existence is a tragedy.
Go crawl in a hole and STFU! Happy Retirement!
Asshole Sellout! You put Judas to shame!
Hey Benedict, they’re having a special on group impeachments and your name has risen rather high on the list.
Folded like warm laundry, didn’t you? How pathetic.
Really? REALLY?? go have another drink and fake tanning session you leather-skinned drunk.
It’s not really Speaker Boehner, but Squeaker and Whiner Boehner. You want a pat on the back? A slap on the head would be more appropriate.
Gutless duchebag. You lying sack of crap JACKASS!
YOU SIR, ARE WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL AN ASS-HAT! You and your GOP scum can go suck it! Time to retire you antique leather piece of crap!
FUCK YOU CLOSET SOCIALIST!
So what good does Obama and his thugs have on you? Prostitution? Drug abuse? You’re gay? You a pimp? Come clean already you POS!
I didn’t see a fight at all. All I saw were our representatives bending over and grabbing their ankles.
YOU ARE A TRAITOR! You should switch parties immediately and give Nancy the hammer back. At least we’re sure where she stands. And she has some brass balls. You, sir, have none.
KISS ME!! I LIKE TO BE KISSED WHEN I’M BEING FUCKED! YOU RINO PIECE OF SHIT!!
You suck! Turn in your man card!
Jesus you’re horrible. You democrat/communist enabling fuckwad.
Does anyone know where I can get some coolaid the Democrats drink? Fuck my party!!

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Late Night Political Humor

“Texas Senator Ted Cruz officially announced that he’s running for president. Cruz said that after doing exhaustive research to see if he had a real chance to win, he said, ‘I’m gonna run anyway.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Texas senator and tea party favorite Ted Cruz announced he’s running for president. He pledged to lead America boldly forward into the 1950s.” – Conan O’Brien

“Senator Ted Cruz has officially announced that he is running for president. But if you see a T-shirt that says ‘Ted Cruz 2016’, those aren’t election shirts. That’s just how old he thinks the Earth is.” – Seth Meyers

“Republican Ted Cruz announced that he will run for president in 2016. So finally, Carnival is no longer the most dangerous cruise in America.” – Jimmy Fallon

“The first known candidate to enter the presidential race in 2016 is Texas Senator Ted Cruz. Announcing your candidacy before everyone else does is kind of like being the first celebrity to show up on the red carpet at the Oscars. It’s not a great thing.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Ted Cruz released a presidential campaign video in Spanish. Cruz explained, “It’s important for me to reach out to the people I’m trying to deport.” – Conan O’Brien

“Texas Senator Ted Cruz announced he is running for president. Ted Cruz was born in Canada, his father fled to the United States from Cuba, and yet Ted Cruz is against immigration. Isn’t that odd?” – David Letterman

“People are questioning if Ted Cruz can legally run for president because he was born in Canada. And the last thing we want to do is pave the way for a President Bieber.” – Conan O’Brien

“Ted Cruz could be president of the United States. If you thought the Secret Service was drinking before…” – David Letterman

“According to a new poll, exactly 50 percent of Americans view President Obama’s presidency as a success. While the other half of Americans are actually candidates for the Republican presidential nomination.” – Jimmy Fallon

“While he was discussing U.S.–Israeli relations yesterday, John McCain told Obama to quote, ‘Get over your temper tantrum, Mr. President.’ I didn’t even know Obama could get mad.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Chelsea Clinton is here tonight. Chelsea’s here to promote the “Serve a Year” campaign. A lot of celebrities do this. They serve a year, sometimes less with good behavior.” – Jimmy Kimmel

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