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It’s true.

And all because he pointed out the irony of the US being the most technologically advanced nation in the world, while the majority of the people in it do not believe in evolution.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Mitt Romney said the 47 percent of people who don’t pay taxes are going to vote for Obama. You know what that means? He’s going to vote for Obama.” – Jay Leno

“If you take the 47 percent that Mitt Romney says pay no taxes and add that to the people who Obama says cling to their guns and religion, that’s the whole country right there.” – Jay Leno

“Mitt Romney said if he had Mexican parents, he’d have a better shot of winning… But unfortunately Romney was tragically held back by being born of rich white people.” – Conan O’Brien

“All of these political strategists are trying to explain why Mitt Romney can’t seem to get his message out. I’m no strategist but it’s hard to talk with both a silver spoon and a foot in your mouth.” – Jay Leno

“Republican vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan told the crowd at the Values Voter Summit that if President Obama wins, there’s no going back. So basically what he said was, once you go black, you can’t go back.” – Jay Leno

“It is high time that the GOP stop trying to appeal to smart people – and letting Rick Santorum in front of a microphone is a great place to start.” – Stephen Colbert (on Santorum’s remarks that “smart people will never be on our side”)

“A Pakistani man died yesterday after inhaling fumes from burning an American flag. Good! Thank you. See, let me show you how incredible that is. We don’t have to defend the American flag. It can defend itself.” – Jay Leno

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Who gets to decide the future of our country?

Saturday Night Live asks a very important question, and they want answers!

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Off for the weekend…

I’m off camping for the weekend and won’t have any internet access. Back Sunday night. Besides, I need a break from the longest, most annoying presidential race in history.

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Graven Images


© Ruben Bolling

God commanded “Thou shalt not kill”. Four words, each of one syllable. Could he spell it out any clearer?

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Bullshit Mountain

Jon Stewart on Fox News defending Romney’s video comments calling 47% of Americans “freeloaders”:

I know they believe that the best defense is a (good?) offense, but um, seriously? “This is factually accurate, what Romney is saying.” ??? “I don’t understand what the controversy is. I think Mr. Romney should campaign on this point.” ??? “If I’m governor Romney, I run with this all day long!” ??? “It was the truth!” ??? “He’s a boss who says the truth, but the truth often hurts.” ??? “I think this will be seen as a win for Romney.”

It appears that Romney has the decency to not actually believe his own bullshit. But Fox News?

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Late Night Political Humor

“Mitt Romney said if he had Mexican parents, he’d have a better shot of winning… But unfortunately Romney was tragically held back by being born of rich white people.” – Conan O’Brien

“Mitt Romney was here meeting with the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce. He’s looking for a housekeeper for his place in La Jolla.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Mitt Romney is in Los Angeles today for a fundraiser. So that’s one more handsome guy in L.A. auditioning for a role he probably won’t get.” – Conan O’Brien

“Mitt Romney was on ‘Live With Kelly and Michael.’ At one point Mitt was asked what he wears to bed. He said as little as possible. It’s the same philosophy that Mitt has in regard to paying taxes.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Mitt also admitted on the show that his guilty pleasures are peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and chocolate milk. Even his guilty pleasures are boring.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Mitt Romney is trailing in the polls. After being accused of being too vague, Romney’s campaign team says they will start being more specific. When asked when, they said, ‘Soon-ish’.” – Conan O’Brien

“On Saturday, Mitt Romney took some time off from campaigning to watch his grandson’s soccer game. Though it got awkward when one team pulled their goalie and Romney was like, ‘Look at that – another job lost under President Obama.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“According to the Labor Department, unemployment fell from 8.3 percent to 8.1 percent last month. But that’s because 368,000 Americans gave up looking for work. Today, President Obama said that’s a step in the right direction, and he is encouraging more Americans to give up looking for work.” – Jay Leno

“President Obama is attending a fundraiser in New York hosted by Jay-Z and Beyonce. Michelle is hoping Beyonce will sing ‘All the Single Ladies,’ while Obama is worried Biden will get up and sing ‘Bootylicious'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Today is the one-year anniversary of occupying Wall Street protests. Remember those? They stomped out greed forever.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“It’s Opening Day of the U.N in New York… Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is here. He says he hates gay people and he hates Jews. Boy is he in the wrong town.” – David Letterman

“I’m watching the news, and I see these protesters in countries like Egypt, Afghanistan, Tunisia. They’re all burning American flags. Where are they getting all these flags? If you hate us so much, how do you have a large supply of flags on hand?” – Jay Leno

“Anti-American crowds have been protesting and burning American flags over that anti-Islamic film. And the U.S. is now bracing for more protests next week when the film comes out on Blu-ray.” – Jay Leno

“All over the world people are chanting, ‘Death to America.’ Except in China, where they’re chanting, ‘Not until we get our money back’.” – Jay Leno

“Arnold Schwarzenegger has written a new book about his affair with his Hispanic housekeeper, and the book is actually called ‘Total Recall.’ In response, she’s written a book about their affair called ‘Alien vs. Predator.'” – Conan O’Brien

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Just Sit Right Back…


© Mario Piperni

I keep thinking about something David Brooks said about Romney — “Personally, I think he’s a kind, decent man who says stupid things because he is pretending to be something he is not — some sort of cartoonish government-hater.” I think part of the reason Romney is turning out to be such a inept politician is because — even though he is clearly willing to say whatever people want him to say — the level of scrutiny that is applied to presidential candidates has made it painfully obvious to everyone that he doesn’t really believe most of the stuff he is saying, and he can’t hide that. He could get away with not believing what he was saying as a businessman, and even most of the time as a governor. Not just because the level of scrutiny was lower, but the demands required of him by today’s Republican party to toe the crazy party line is so much higher.

A key is the way Romney phrased it in the video: “My job is is not to worry about those people.” He justifies it as a job. It is a role he is playing, like an actor in a TV show. It’s not about what he himself believes. It is just a job and his boss is the Republican party. And if they believe that “All Democrats are moochers, and all moochers are Democrats” he’ll say his lines and tell them what they want to hear.

Michael Tomasky put it this way in a really interesting article:

In a way, it’s not even mostly Romney’s fault. It’s the fault of the party and movement that introduced and spread this toxic propaganda in the first place. When Romney is licking his wounds on Nov. 7, that party and movement will fire all its arrows at him. He’ll deserve a lot of them. But they will have buried him with the ignorance and rage they demanded he adopt. His chief crime will have been his weakness in failing to confront them.

Of course, Etch-a-sketch Romney would never have confronted them, which is why the right finally gave in and nominated Romney even though they definitely do not like him. Because they thought he was their tool — they could pull his strings and he would say whatever they wanted him to say. They did the same thing with Dubya.

And that’s what’s really sad. The movement conservatives are already trying to convince themselves that the reason Romney is losing is because he isn’t conservative enough. The National Review even applauded Romney’s comments in the video as the most expressly conservative thing he has said since entering the race. It is unclear if they will ever figure out that being hard-line hateful ideologues is not the solution, it is the problem.


© Kevin Siers

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Late Night Political Humor

“A new poll shows that after the Democratic National Convention, President Obama got a four-point bounce in the polls, which means that’s he’s now only five points behind Bill Clinton.” – Seth Meyers

“Obama joked this week that Bill Clinton, who has been campaigning for him, should be appointed to the role of ‘Secretary of Explaining Stuff’. Hey, you know what’s another good name for that position? President.” – Seth Meyers

“A lot of Republicans are blaming Obama for all of this because he’s weak. Right, you know what, if we were attacked in Egypt, Libya, and Yemen, George Bush would know what to do. Invade Iraq.” – Bill Maher

“It’s nice to know that no matter how bad things get in the Middle East, Mitt Romney is always there to make them worse. You saw him this week when our embassies were under attack, before any facts were in he tried to score political points because he sees everything as a business opportunity. This is a man who would sell ad time during a moment of silence.” – Bill Maher

“In a recent promotion, Mitt Romney is offering donors a chance to win a ride on his campaign plane. But if you know how Mitt Romney travels, this is one contest you don’t want to win.” [on screen: a picture of someone strapped to the roof of his plane] – Seth Meyers

“Mitt Romney went on live with Kelly and Michael and tried to answer these hardball questions. He was asked what he wears to bed. He said, ‘as little as possible.” Wow, there’s a switch, Romney giving too much information.” – Bill Maher

“He told us all about their sex life. Sometimes he and Ann turn off the lights and play ‘find my tax returns’.” – Bill Maher

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International Talk Like a Pirate Day

As I’m sure all of my readers are aware, today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. How is this political? Because the Obama campaign just tweeted “Arrr you in?” with this photo:

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The Taker Class

The media has been abuzz with the story of the leaked video of Romney at a fundraiser, writing off 47% of the US population as tax-dodging, government-dependent parasites whom he has no chance of convincing to not vote for Obama. I have to say that originally I found the story a bit silly. I felt the same way back in 2008 when Obama was recorded at a fundraiser saying that rural voters “get bitter” and “they cling to their guns or religion”. Besides, Romney’s comment was made back during the primary, and I think everyone had figured out even back then that Romney would say just about anything his audience wanted to hear in order to get their campaign donations or votes.

Yes, the video is a disaster for Romney, but we’ve gotten used to that. Even conservative columnist David Brooks compared Romney to the character of Thurston Howell III from Gilligan’s Island.

So I wasn’t planning on doing a post on it (besides, I didn’t need to since it was everywhere!), but I changed my mind because the reaction to the video has become even more interesting than the video itself. In particular, the video has brought out an interesting discussion about the Republican narrative of “makers” versus “takers” (or “job creators” versus “parasites”).

As Ezra Klein put it, the

vision of a society divided between “makers” and “takers” is core to the Republican nominee’s policy agenda.

In his comments, Romney says that “these are people who pay no income tax,” but they are people “who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it.”

This isn’t just Romney. We’ve heard similar comments from just about every Republican. Paul Ryan said “We’re coming close to a tipping point in America where we might have a net majority of takers versus makers in society.” Rick Perry said “We’re dismayed at the injustice that nearly half of all Americans don’t even pay any income tax.” Michelle Bachmann said “People who pay nothing can easily forget the idea that there is no such thing as a free lunch.”

The myth of the “takers” is a baldfaced lie. Let’s take that 47% who don’t pay any federal income taxes and see why. 61% of them (29% of the population) may not pay federal income taxes, but they do pay 15.3% of their income in federal payroll taxes, which means they pay a higher percentage in federal taxes than Romney. 22% of them (10% of the population) are elderly and retired. And the remaining 17% of them (8% of the general population) are unemployed because the economy was destroyed.

But what makes the takers argument even more hypocritical is that the main reason that 47% of Americans don’t pay any federal income taxes is because of the tax cuts passed by Republicans! The largest jumps in the number of people who don’t pay federal income taxes happened after the tax cuts instituted by Reagan and Dubya. The Republicans like to complain about the “takers” not paying federal income tax, but they built that. Of course, that doesn’t stop them from wanting to give even more tax cuts to the rich, and pay for them by cutting social services for everyone else.

Then it started to get even more bizarre. Someone figured out from the video that the $50,000 a plate fundraiser where the video was taken was hosted by equity manager Marc J. Leder, who has become known for throwing parties “where guests cavorted nude in the pool and performed sex acts, scantily dressed Russians danced on platforms and men twirled lit torches to a booming techno beat.” That’s your upstanding, no nonsense maker class for you! To make it worse, Romney inspired Leder to get into private equity in the first place, and was an early investor in some of Leder’s deals.

Finally, Buzzfeed found a stunning video of an infomercial from way back in 1962 featuring Lenore Romney promoting George Romney’s campaign for governor of Michigan (in case you didn’t know, these are Mitt Romney’s parents). Not only does Lenore Romney sound a lot like Ann Romney describing Mitt in her Republican convention speech, but the best part is when Lenore responds to charges that George is too rich to understand the concerns of the common people by bragging that George was on welfare relief for the first years of his life and that he was a refugee from Mexico.

So Mitt Romney’s father was part of the taker class? Irony knows no bounds.

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Is it just me?

Or is everyone starting to tune out of the upcoming election? Yes, I’ll almost certainly watch the first debate, and if it is worthwhile, I might even watch the rest of them too. And I will definitely vote. I always do.

Not only is this the most costly presidential election in our history (total spending will be greater than a billion dollars, and that doesn’t count all the time and money spent by other people, like the media, bloggers like me, and even normal people), but it is also the most comprehensively covered, discussed, argued, and lied about election in history. It’s too much.

There has got to be a better way.

I like how in many parliamentary systems there is no fixed election date. From the time when the government decides there is going to be an election to when the election actually happens is typically just two or three months. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if our campaign season were that short?

UPDATE: A federal appeals court has overturned a lower court ruling that could have forced the secret money groups to disclose their donors. This is more bad news for our elections. About the only thing I’m sure of about campaign finance reform is that the names of people who pay for political activities must be disclosed. Otherwise, there is no way to tell if your elections are being bought by foreign governments, multinational corporations, or even by terrorist organizations.

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Indecisively Decisive


© David Horsey

So let’s add this up. Polls say that around 98% of Americans have already decided whether they are going to vote for Barack Obama or Mitt Romney. But the more important number is actually smaller, since we only care about likely voters (people who are probably going to vote). So at most about half that, or 1%.

But it is even worse that that. Even if you’re an undecided voter, you might live in a state that is strongly tilted to one candidate or the other. Since most states are “winner take all”, your vote is very unlikely go make any difference.

There are around eight states that could possibly go one way or the other. So a very generous guess is that there are at most half a million people that can be swayed one way or the other. And both sides are spending hundreds of millions of dollars trying to sway them. As David Horsey notes, wouldn’t it be so much simpler to take all that money to just buy their votes?

Of course, it is just as likely that the undecided voters will tune out long before election day and just stay home. Especially because of all the negative ads, which become tiresome very quickly. Therefore, probably the best thing that could be done with all the campaign money is for each side to make sure they turn out their supporters to vote.

That’s probably what it is going to come down to.

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Slumming the Republican Civil War

In New York magazine, liberal Frank Rich reports on his experiment of immersing himself, “listening to, watching, reading, surfing, and otherwise gorging on conservative media” during the week of the Republican national convention. His conclusions do not paint a pretty picture for the future of the Republican party. My favorite quote:

What did I learn in my week imbibing the current installment of the Reagan revolution? I came away with empathy for those in the right’s base, who are often sold out by the GOP Establishment, and admiration for a number of writers, particularly the youngish conservative commentators at sites like the American Conservative and National Review Online whose writing is as sharp as any on the left (and sometimes as unforgiving of Republican follies) but who are mostly unknown beyond their own ideological circles. What many of the right’s foot soldiers and pundits have in common is their keen awareness that they got a bum deal in Tampa, a convention that didn’t much represent either their fiercely held ideology or their contempt for the incumbent. They know, too, that their presidential candidate is the Republican counterpart to Al Gore—not only in robotic personality but in his cautious hesitance to give full voice to the message of his troops. Even Paul Ryan, the right’s No. 1 living hero, let many of his fans down with his convention speech—not because he fudged facts but because he soft-pedaled his “big ideas” about small government once in the national spotlight. Ryan left some conservatives wondering if the only thing they gained from having him on the ticket was his name on a lousy T-shirt.

The Republican establishment tightly controlled the convention, leaving the Tea party and other small government true believers out in the cold. And while the mainstream media mainly showed that version of the convention, the new Republicans had their say on the other media to which Rich spent the week listening. It is an interesting war between the old and new guards.

Personally, I think both sides have lost their way and are in danger of becoming irrelevant in this world of changing times and demographics. Both Republican factions are clinging to a world that, if it ever actually existed, certainly doesn’t exist now — the mythical world of Saint Ronnie where you never raise taxes on the rich and the enemy are labor unions and the welfare-sucking poor.

Rich reaches this conclusion:

Since Eastwood’s turn was perhaps the most replayed video of the entire convention, it may have done damage to the convention’s “more in sorrow than anger” political strategy—assuming that strategy was sound. On November 6, we’ll learn if the party Establishment and Romney campaign knew what they were doing by striking that pacifist tone, or whether the angry voices on the right who opposed them can say, “I told you so.” We’ll learn as well whether the Republican Party is on a path to revive the Reagan revolution or, as the blogger Doug Mataconis has it at Outside the Beltway, in a self-destructive tailspin mirroring that of “the Democratic Party in the wake of the Vietnam War.” Either way, I finished the week with sympathy for true believers on the right who are far more divorced from their own political party and the nation’s culture than even those on the left who are perennially disillusioned by Obama, the Democratic hierarchy, and their own journalistic Establishment. That anger is certain to rage long past Election Day, and if I learned anything in my week strolling around the conservative mind, it was that anyone who sticks to an exclusive diet of lamestream media is missing the news.


© Kevin Kallaugher

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Desperate


© Tom Tomorrow

Mitt Romney and his campaign staff (whom the NY Daily News calls a band of clowns) don’t seem to know when to shut up.

And Liz Cheney tries to blast Barack Obama, but ends up shooting herself in the foot (at least it wasn’t the face like her dad):

We’ve now had three and a half years of Obama policy and it looks an awful lot like — whether you’re talking about the Mexico City speech in 2009, the Cairo Speech in 2009, the extent to which he’s been apologizing for America, he’s abandoned some of our key allies like Israel, Poland, Czechoslovakia.

Not only have fact checkers declared false the assertion that Obama has been apologizing for America, but someone really needs to tell Cheney that Czechoslovakia stopped being a country in 1992, 16 years before Obama was elected president.


© Stuart Carlson

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