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GOP Favors Tax Hike!


© Stuart Carlson

The GOP wants you to think that they are against raising taxes, so much that they claim that letting a tax cut expire counts as raising taxes (for example, in the case of the Bush tax cuts for the rich).

So why are the Republicans trying to stop Obama from extending the payroll tax cut? Didn’t virtually every Republican in Congress sign Grover Norquist’s pledge to not raise taxes? (As a side note, Norquist himself is curiously — and hypocritically — silent on this issue, even though he has repeatedly declared that letting tax cuts expire would violate the pledge.)

Interestingly, the Republicans don’t even feel any need to hide their hypocrisy. For example, Congressman Jeb Hensarling (R-TX) justified the move by saying “not all tax relief is created equal for the purposes of helping to get the economy moving again.” He’s implying that tax cuts for the rich will spur job creation more than tax cuts for the rest of us, but the evidence says otherwise. In fact, cutting the payroll tax has been declared by the CBO as one of the most effective ways for creating jobs, while cutting taxes for the rich is one of the least effective.

So are the Republicans purposely trying to keep unemployment high so they can blame it on Obama? The only other sensible explanation is that they are class warriors who claim they want to cut taxes, but really only want to give money to the rich (perhaps in return for campaign contributions), while taking money away from the poor and middle class (who tend to vote Democratic).

Of course, then there is the explanation that makes no sense at all — that the Republicans are against extending the payroll tax cut simply because Obama is for it. Opposing Obama trumps even their most sacred principles.


© Mike Luckovich

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Late Night Political Humor

“The CEO of Starbucks said that President Obama shouldn’t be vacationing during a crisis, and that he should be getting Americans back to work — so they can afford a $9 cup of coffee.” – Conan O’Brien

“The White House is pointing out that all presidents take vacation. Teddy Roosevelt took trips to Long Island, Harry Truman would go to Key West, and George Bush would go to Legoland.” – Conan O’Brien

“When they killed bin Laden, he had been locked in a house with three wives for six years. So when the SEALs broke in, he said, ‘Just shoot me.'” – David Letterman

“Some people think Gadhafi will go into exile somewhere harmless where we can keep an eye on him. I’m thinking ‘Dancing With the Stars.'” – Craig Ferguson

“I think I speak for everyone when I say we’re hoping for an end to the bloodshed, a peaceful transition to democracy, and . . . cheaper gas.” – Craig Ferguson

“There’s a fatwa on me. They say the guy that issued it is an Internet jihadist. Who says Obama isn’t creating jobs?” – David Letterman

“The State Department is investigating, but everyone knows it’s Leno.” – David Letterman

“Joe Lieberman has written a memoir in which he reveals why having sex with his wife on the Sabbath is so important to him. It’s in the chapter called ‘You Might Want to Skip This.'” – Conan O’Brien

“Yesterday a brawl broke out during a Joe Biden speech in China. Evidently, somebody blocked the exit, and people panicked.” – Conan O’Brien

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Evolved Thinking?

[from Calamities of Nature. You can also buy this as a poster.]


© Tony Piro

This graph definitely supports American Exceptionalism!

See Piro’s proof of evolution. He also has an interesting graph plotting Google searches for “god” against “free gay porn”.

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Growth Industry


© Ben Sargent

Perry continues to give high-level government jobs to his big campaign donors, despite the fact that he just announced he is running for president, and despite the fact that the New York Times just published a front page article about how Perry hands out tax breaks, contracts, and appointments to his strongest supporters and the businesses they own.

UPDATE: Further evidence of Perry’s corruption — an insurance scheme of questionable legality (and taste) designed by Phil Gramm and pushed by Governor Perry to allow Swiss bank UBS to profit on the deaths of teachers in Texas.

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A Sign


© Glenn McCoy

And if an earthquake doesn’t do the trick, how about a hurricane?

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Quaking in your boots?

The east coast received a rare, but powerful earthquake earlier this week, which struck very close to a nuclear power station, causing it to be shut down.

How lucky were we?

First of all, the U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission rated that plant as the seventh most likely nuclear plant to receive core damage from a quake.

The plant was designed and built to withstand a 5.9 to 6.1 magnitude earthquake, and Tuesday’s quake was 5.8. Pretty close.

And after the plant shut down, it lost power, so diesel generators were used to power the cooling system. Recall that it was the loss of power that caused all the damage at the Japanese nuclear power plant when its cooling system failed. And in this case, one of the diesel generators did fail. Luckily another generator kept working.

But what makes this ironic is that seismographs around the plant used to detect earthquakes had been removed … due to budget cuts.

Oh, and there are plans to add a third nuclear reactor at that plant.

UPDATE: The owner of the plant has now notified the US Nuclear Regulatory Commission that last week’s earthquake may have shaken the plant beyond its design levels.

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Why Iceland is Not in the News Anymore

[by Deena Stryker, originally published in OtherJones]

An Italian radio program’s story about Iceland’s on-going revolution is a stunning example of how little our media tells us about the rest of the world. Americans may remember that at the start of the 2008 financial crisis, Iceland literally went bankrupt. The reasons were mentioned only in passing, and since then, this little-known member of the European Union fell back into oblivion.

As one European country after another fails or risks failing, imperiling the Euro, with repercussions for the entire world, the last thing the powers that be want is for Iceland to become an example. Here’s why:

Five years of a pure neo-liberal regime had made Iceland, (population 320 thousand, no army), one of the richest countries in the world. In 2003 all the country’s banks were privatized, and in an effort to attract foreign investors, they offered on-line banking whose minimal costs allowed them to offer relatively high rates of return. The accounts, called IceSave, attracted many English and Dutch small investors. But as investments grew, so did the banks’ foreign debt. In 2003 Iceland’s debt was equal to 200 times its GNP, but in 2007, it was 900 percent. The 2008 world financial crisis was the coup de grace. The three main Icelandic banks, Landbanki, Kapthing and Glitnir, went belly up and were nationalized, while the Kroner lost 85% of its value with respect to the Euro. At the end of the year Iceland declared bankruptcy.

Contrary to what could be expected, the crisis resulted in Icelanders recovering their sovereign rights, through a process of direct participatory democracy that eventually led to a new Constitution. But only after much pain.

Geir Haarde, the Prime Minister of a Social Democratic coalition government, negotiated a two million one hundred thousand dollar loan, to which the Nordic countries added another two and a half million. But the foreign financial community pressured Iceland to impose drastic measures. The FMI and the European Union wanted to take over its debt, claiming this was the only way for the country to pay back Holland and Great Britain, who had promised to reimburse their citizens.

Protests and riots continued, eventually forcing the government to resign. Elections were brought forward to April 2009, resulting in a left-wing coalition which condemned the neoliberal economic system, but immediately gave in to its demands that Iceland pay off a total of three and a half million Euros. This required each Icelandic citizen to pay 100 Euros a month (or about $130) for fifteen years, at 5.5% interest, to pay off a debt incurred by private parties vis a vis other private parties. It was the straw that broke the reindeer’s back.

What happened next was extraordinary. The belief that citizens had to pay for the mistakes of a financial monopoly, that an entire nation must be taxed to pay off private debts was shattered, transforming the relationship between citizens and their political institutions and eventually driving Iceland’s leaders to the side of their constituents. The Head of State, Olafur Ragnar Grimsson, refused to ratify the law that would have made Iceland’s citizens responsible for its bankers’ debts, and accepted calls for a referendum.

Of course the international community only increased the pressure on Iceland. Great Britain and Holland threatened dire reprisals that would isolate the country. As Icelanders went to vote, foreign bankers threatened to block any aid from the IMF. The British government threatened to freeze Icelander savings and checking accounts. As Grimsson said: “We were told that if we refused the international community’s conditions, we would become the Cuba of the North. But if we had accepted, we would have become the Haiti of the North.” (How many times have I written that when Cubans see the dire state of their neighbor, Haiti, they count themselves lucky.)

In the March 2010 referendum, 93% voted against repayment of the debt. The IMF immediately froze its loan. But the revolution (though not televised in the United States), would not be intimidated. With the support of a furious citizenry, the government launched civil and penal investigations into those responsible for the financial crisis. Interpol put out an international arrest warrant for the ex-president of Kaupthing, Sigurdur Einarsson, as the other bankers implicated in the crash fled the country.

But Icelanders didn’t stop there: they decided to draft a new constitution that would free the country from the exaggerated power of international finance and virtual money. (The one in use had been written when Iceland gained its independence from Denmark, in 1918, the only difference with the Danish constitution being that the word ‘president’ replaced the word ‘king’.)

To write the new constitution, the people of Iceland elected twenty-five citizens from among 522 adults not belonging to any political party but recommended by at least thirty citizens. This document was not the work of a handful of politicians, but was written on the internet. The constituent’s meetings are streamed on-line, and citizens can send their comments and suggestions, witnessing the document as it takes shape. The constitution that eventually emerges from this participatory democratic process will be submitted to parliament for approval after the next elections.

Some readers will remember that Iceland’s ninth century agrarian collapse was featured in Jared Diamond’s book by the same name. Today, that country is recovering from its financial collapse in ways just the opposite of those generally considered unavoidable, as confirmed yesterday by the new head of the IMF, Christine Lagarde to Fareed Zakaria. The people of Greece have been told that the privatization of their public sector is the only solution. And those of Italy, Spain and Portugal are facing the same threat.

They should look to Iceland. Refusing to bow to foreign interests, that small country stated loud and clear that the people are sovereign.

That’s why it is not in the news anymore.

UPDATE: A partial rebuttal and correction of some of the factual errors in this article.

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Jon Huntsman Likes Science

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Late Night Political Humor

“It’s never enough for the media. They’re like children: ‘Mom, can I get a Paul Ryan?’ ‘I just got you a Rick Perry! And you already broke your Michele Bachmann. And before I get you anything else, where the fuck is your Ron Paul?'” – Jon Stewart

“Michele Bachmann said that when she is president, gas prices will come down to less than $2 a gallon. When asked how she’ll make that happen, she said she’ll hunt down the CEO of Exxon and stare at him.” – Conan O’Brien

‎”Texas governor Rick Perry has been in the race only three days, and he’s already blowing away the competition like it is a trespassing coyote.” – Stephen Colbert

“A new survey has Rick Perry ahead of Mitt Romney by 11 points, and Michele Bachmann is five points behind him. I think it’s going to come down to who wears the most flag pins.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Rick Perry is now the front runner. Of course they’re letting him run in front. Because he’s the one with the gun.” – Stephen Colbert

“Perry is an attractive candidate for many conservatives, because he wants smaller government, to cut national spending, and he knows how to fire a grenade launcher. He’s like the Sarah Palin of politics.” – Jimmy Kimmel

‎”There is no coordination between Colbert Super PAC and the Perry campaign; that would be wrong and illegal. They are as separate as church and state under a Perry Administration.” — Stephen Colbert

“Rick Perry was once a Democrat. Just once, in college. He was experimenting.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Donald Trump may be running for president, and why not? He’s got that everyman quality that we can all relate to.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Obama said the housing market may not pick up again for another year or longer. On the bright side, President Obama now has nine people interested in his house.” – Conan O’Brien

“President Obama is on a bus tour to talk about jobs, and it turns out the bus was made in Canada. If he were a real American that bus would have been made in China. USA! USA!” – Conan O’Brien

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Hoarse Race


© Tom Tomorrow

Yes, Michele Bachmann really did vow to drive gasoline prices to less than $2 per gallon if she is elected president. So either she does not understand how free markets work, or she is simply against them. She is hypocritically promoting government interference in a market even though she claims that the government should get out of the way of markets.

Of course, if she completely destroys the world economy then the price of oil just might fall that much. The last time gasoline was under $2 was in the middle of the Bush recession.

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Perry Defends Abstinence Education

How can anyone watch this and take Rick Perry even slightly seriously. The man is a walking joke. I mean, he isn’t even smart enough to change the subject or otherwise deflect the issue. Which would be fine if he actually answered the question, rather than just stubbornly claiming that abstinence-only sex education works, when there is no evidence to support his claim, and plenty of evidence against it.

And oh man, especially at the start of the video he sounds just like Dubya. And I’m not saying that because of the Texas accent (I have lived in Texas). Especially the little laugh at 0:48.

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Huntsman the Truth-Teller

One of the problems being a moderate right now is that the Republican party has gone so far to the crazy right that it is hard to find any balance in politics. So it is absolutely wonderful to see a candidate like Jon Huntsman, who is something I didn’t think I would see in the current presidential election: A Sane Republican. At a time when other candidates are falling over each other to double down on craziness, Huntsman is doubling down on sanity.

Huntsman started with this tweet:

To be clear. I believe in evolution and trust scientists on global warming. Call me crazy.

Ten minutes later, most Republicans would be trying desperately to explain what they really meant to say. So who could have guessed that Huntsman would follow up by saying something like this on national TV:

The minute that the Republican Party becomes the party – the anti-science party, we have a huge problem. We lose a whole lot of people who would otherwise allow us to win the election in 2012. When we take a position that isn’t willing to embrace evolution, when we take a position that basically runs counter to what 98 of 100 climate scientists have said, what the National Academy of Science – Sciences has said about what is causing climate change and man’s contribution to it, I think we find ourselves on the wrong side of science, and, therefore, in a losing position.

This gives me hope for the Republican party. Hopefully, the current race to the extreme right will eventually burn itself out (and even more hopefully take Fox News with it) and when that happens, Huntsman, or a candidate like him, will be there to be an actual alternative to the Democrats.

Already, some of the pundits are guessing that Huntsman is only running this time as a warmup for the real event, in 2016. Other pundits are being more generous, crediting Huntsman of playing a much-needed role in our current nutso politics — the truth teller.

But still other pundits worry that Huntsman, while saying things that are brave by Republican presidential candidate standards (note that these standards are pretty low, consisting mainly of praising Saint Ronnie and damning Obama), are still fairly safe things to say, since they are things that most of the media (with the exception of Fox News) generally agree with. So Huntsman’s statements tend to get plenty of media attention, while other bold statements, like Ron Paul calling for the end of the failed “War on Drugs”, are pretty much ignored by the media.

So is what Huntsman is saying brave, or merely canny? You know, I don’t really care. I’m just happy that there are actual candidates out there willing to help bring the Republicans back from the brink of insanity.

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Korporations for Kids!


© Ruben Bolling

If corporations are people, then why do some people argue that taxing corporations is “double taxation”? Doesn’t that mean that corporations are not people? And why aren’t corporations bound by the same political contribution limits as actual people?

Silly me, I guess what the Supreme Court meant is that corporations have all the rights and advantages of people, but none of the responsibilities or limitations of people. Yeah, that must be it.

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Late Night Political Humor

“Texas Governor Rick Perry distanced himself from George W. Bush by saying, ‘I went to Texas A&M. He went to Yale.’ In other words, his idea of instilling confidence is by saying, ‘Don’t worry. I’m not as smart as George W. Bush.'” – Conan O’Brien

“You want a president who would, in a rainstorm, grab America’s hand and take shelter with America in a nearby barn. Maybe help America out of its wet clothes. Maybe lay America down on some hay bales. And then, as America and Rick Perry become one, the sounds of their lovemaking merging with the thunderstorm’s cacophony, the barn shutters rattling, the livestock, the livestock they want to look away but they can’t, their eyes are transfixed. I am Rick Perry and, unlike Barack Obama, I will fuck the shit out of America.” – Jon Stewart (riffing on Rick Perry’s remark that Americans should want a president who’s “in love” with America)

“Michele Bachmann wished Elvis Presley a happy birthday even though it’s actually the anniversary of his death. When told about the mistake, Bachmann said, ‘My apologies to Elvis, and the entire Costello family.'” – Conan O’Brien

“Mitt Romney said he was in Iowa when he was actually in New Hampshire. He explained, ‘I accidentally mixed up my sea of white people.'” – Conan O’Brien

“Newt Gingrich, who came in 8th place in the Iowa Straw Poll, said he’s ‘not dead yet.’ Then he was invited on ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ and he said, ‘OK, now I’m dead.'” – Conan O’Brien

“President Obama is riding around the Midwest in a bus, because nothing inspires confidence in the American economy like a President riding around in a bus. The President should be on a jet-ski with a machine gun.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“Republican front-runner Mitt Romney is mocking Obama’s bus caravan, calling it The Magical Misery Tour, which is sort of funny coming from the President of the Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hair Club for Men.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“President Obama’s new slogan is: ‘I Thought We Could, but It Turns Out the Other Guys Are Assholes.'” – Jon Stewart

“The White House sent Vice President Joe Biden to China today. So now we owe them a trillion dollars AND an apology.” – Conan O’Brien

“A study showed that every hour of TV you watch after the age of 25 shortens your life by 22 minutes. That doesn’t sound too bad to me. You’d probably watch TV with that 22 minutes anyway.” – Jimmy Kimmel

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Cartoonist Prayers Answered


© Lee Judge

Actually, I’m developing a new theory that many of the current Republican presidential candidates are running not because they think they can win (even the nomination, let alone the election), but because it gives them attention and/or money.

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