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Gridlock Enlightenment

Joseph Stiglitz has a must-read article in Vanity Fair “Of the 1%, by the 1%, for the 1%“. The article systematically deconstructs and debunks the many myths of inequality.

For example, you probably won’t find any politicians promoting the theory of “trickle-down economics” any more, and yet we are still furiously cutting taxes for the rich in order to “stimulate the economy”. It just doesn’t work. In fact, quite the opposite is true — as the rich have gotten richer, the economy is sinking faster. And America is quickly becoming like the third-world countries that we used to deride, with the richest 1% taking in a quarter of the nation’s income and controlling 40% of the nation’s wealth, the poor getting poorer, and the middle class all but dying out.

Ironically, as the economy gets worse, the bankers and rich investors who caused the Great Recession do not have to suffer the consequences. Instead, they give themselves large bonuses and get their taxes cut, while instead we punish teachers, cops, firemen, and the working classes.

But what is even more ironic is that the underlying argument for trickle-down economics — “a rising tide raises all boats” — is actually true, but in the opposite way that its proponents meant. Instead, a lowering tide lowers all boats, even those of the rich and privileged. A relative of mine is a social scientist, and her research shows that as income inequality increases it hurts everyone, even the rich whose income has gone up. By every measure — health, life expectancy, happiness, except for wealth — the rich do worse as the poor and middle class do worse.

In fact, there is a good argument that the rich even do worse economically. As inequality increases, the economy will get worse for everyone. Stiglitz argues it like this:

First, growing inequality is the flip side of something else: shrinking opportunity. Whenever we diminish equality of opportunity, it means that we are not using some of our most valuable assets—our people—in the most productive way possible. Second, many of the distortions that lead to inequality—such as those associated with monopoly power and preferential tax treatment for special interests—undermine the efficiency of the economy. This new inequality goes on to create new distortions, undermining efficiency even further. To give just one example, far too many of our most talented young people, seeing the astronomical rewards, have gone into finance rather than into fields that would lead to a more productive and healthy economy.

Third, and perhaps most important, a modern economy requires “collective action”—it needs government to invest in infrastructure, education, and technology. The United States and the world have benefited greatly from government-sponsored research that led to the Internet, to advances in public health, and so on. But America has long suffered from an under-investment in infrastructure (look at the condition of our highways and bridges, our railroads and airports), in basic research, and in education at all levels. Further cutbacks in these areas lie ahead.

None of this should come as a surprise—it is simply what happens when a society’s wealth distribution becomes lopsided. The more divided a society becomes in terms of wealth, the more reluctant the wealthy become to spend money on common needs. The rich don’t need to rely on government for parks or education or medical care or personal security—they can buy all these things for themselves. In the process, they become more distant from ordinary people, losing whatever empathy they may once have had. They also worry about strong government—one that could use its powers to adjust the balance, take some of their wealth, and invest it for the common good. The top 1 percent may complain about the kind of government we have in America, but in truth they like it just fine: too gridlocked to re-distribute, too divided to do anything but lower taxes.

Gridlock is a excellent metaphor for more than just our current government. Everyone has experienced actual gridlock in traffic — where people entering an intersection in order to get through it before the light turns red get caught in the intersection, and end up blocking the traffic coming from the cross street. As long as you take the greedy view and try to more forward as much as possible, all traffic will get blocked and nobody will get anywhere.

But if you think about it for a moment, you realize that if you just hold back a bit and let that cross-traffic get through, then everyone — including you — will benefit. Some people, like Warren Buffett and Bill Gates, have already figured this out. When the rich pay their fair share and we have good schools and good infrastructure, then everyone does better. The economy improves for all, even the rich. When will the rest of us become enlightened?

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Late Night Political Humor

“Republican Congressman Tom Marino, who is on the Foreign Affairs Committee, said: ‘If we go into Libya, where does it stop? Do we go into Africa next?’ So, you see why he’s not on the Intelligence Committee.” – Jay Leno

“Sarah Palin said on Fox News that we are in a ‘squirmish’ with Libya. When she was corrected, she said, ‘Listen, I shouldn’t be expected to get everything 100 percent Accura.'” – Conan O’Brien

“It’s now being reported that CIA agents have entered Libya. We’re not sure how long they’ll be staying, but some of them just left Vietnam.” – Jay Leno

“The CIA is now arming the Libyan rebels, which means that in 10 years, we’ll be fighting them.” – David Letterman

“President Obama is getting criticized from both sides for having no clear exit strategy to get out of Libya. But neither does Gaddafi. So I think it balances out a little bit.” – Jay Leno

“If Moammar Gadhafi goes into exile, there are only three places that would tolerate a raving madman like that: Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, and Fox News.” – Jay Leno

“Uganda said Gaddafi could come live there in exile, which is amazing, because to Charlie Sheen they said no.” – David Letterman

“President Obama’s approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States.” – Jay Leno

“Obama’s bracket — busted. None of his picks are going to the Final Four. I mean, the one time he takes quick, decisive action, and look what happened.” – Jay Leno

“President Obama was offered the first pitch for opening day, but he declined because he’s a Muslim that hates our national pastime. Either that or he’s busy with Libya.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“President Obama didn’t throw any first pitches for opening day. Of course, he did throw us that curveball on Libya.” – Jay Leno

“The IRS is auditing more millionaires than ever before. Especially real estate millionaires with funny hair who are questioning where the President was born.” – Jay Leno

“On Fox News, Donald Trump said Obama’s birth certificate could indicate that he’s a Muslim. Trump said he doesn’t trust anyone with a foreign-sounding name, and neither does his daughter Ivanka.” – Conan O’Brien

“Al-Qaida has a magazine, and the spring issue features a profile of Moammar Gadhafi. It also features a women’s section called ‘Death to Cottage Cheese Thighs.'” – Conan O’Brien

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Scapegoating


© Joel Pett

At least someone is defending teachersStudents.

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Palin-Bachmann Overdrive!

“Bachmann is the female Ann Coulter” — I love it.

As the creator of this video, D.C. Douglas puts it:

You might say that I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. … After all that America has been through recently — the recession, Wall Street, God’s natural disaster punishments — we truly need Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann in the race. Laughter is the best medicine, and their candidacy would be such a healing experience for our country.

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Freedom from Freedom


© Barry Deutsch

A dear friend of mine died from cancer yesterday, but his equally awful battle with his health insurance reminded me of how screwed up our health care system really is.

Pretty much everyone I know has either had a bad experience with their health insurance provider, or has a friend or family member that has had a bad experience. One of the great mysteries that I will never understand is how the health insurance industry managed to drum up enough opposition to health insurance reform to keep us from getting single-payer health insurance. Are we really just so many sheep, in thrall to corporate interests?

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Late Night Political Humor

“Sarah Palin continues to make significant contributions to the English language. She asked, ‘Is Libya a war, an intervention, a squirmish, what is it?’ Squirmish is how I feel every time I hear Sarah Palin talk.” – Jimmy Kimmel

[oh come on, everyone knows a squirmish is a squeamish skirmish! -IK]

“Newt Gingrich said he’s afraid America will become an atheist country dominated by radical Islamists. Right. Our big problem could be religious atheists, almost as bad as pacifist warmongers. If they hook up with the communist capitalists we’re screwed.” – Jay Leno

“President Obama says that he prays every night before bed. Or as Fox News reported, ‘Obama in Daily Talks With Allah.'” – Conan O’Brien

“Obama said that one solution for using less oil is more nuclear power. He also admitted that he doesn’t follow the news.” – Conan O’Brien

“In an interview with ABC, President Obama said he has to do something about the bags under his eyes. In response, Nancy Pelosi was like, ‘Call this number and tell them Pelosi sent you.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama’s approval rating just hit an all-time low of 42 percent. To put that in perspective, the cobra that escaped from the Bronx Zoo has an approval rating of 43 percent.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Bill Clinton is writing the introduction to a novel by a former college roommate. He says, “Thanks for always respecting the sock on the doorknob, bro.” – Jimmy Fallon

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Corporate Takeover


© Jen Sorensen

From the Tea Party to Sustainable Food, never underestimate the ability of corporations to take over any grassroots movement. After all, they managed to co-opt rock and roll and pervert its original anti-establishment message.

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Safety, My Ass

The company that owns the Deepwater Horizon oil rig is Transocean Ltd. You remember, the rig that exploded in the Gulf of Mexico last year, killing 11 people immediately, spilling 200 million gallons of oil, costing untold amounts of money, killing dolphins and other sea life, and causing major ruin and destruction on the gulf coast. The company that — along with BP and Halliburton — was blamed by the presidential commission investigating the spill for making too many money-saving measures that resulted in an unacceptable amount of risk. Yeah, those guys.

Well, they just awarded their top executives big bonuses for achieving the “best year in safety performance in our company’s history” and for “significantly improving the company’s safety record”. I kid you not. They had the balls to claim that the company has an “exemplary” safety record.

Exemplary. Well, that’s certainly an example that none of us will ignore.

UPDATE: Transocean Ltd. admits that calling 2010 its “best year in safety” might have been a tad insensitive.

UPDATE 2: Transocean’s senior management team has reportedly said it will donate their safety bonus money to the victims of the well explosion. Nine of the people killed when the well exploded were Transocean employees.

UPDATE 3: The blowout preventer that failed to prevent the blowout was four years overdue for maintenance.

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Late Night Political Humor

“President Obama’s speech on Libya was scheduled early so it wouldn’t interrupt ‘Dancing With the Stars.’ That’s ridiculous. This is a major historical event that affects the lives of millions of people. I can’t believe it was almost interrupted by Obama’s speech.” – Jimmy Fallon

“The latest episode of ‘Dancing With the Stars’ was preceded by Obama’s new show, ‘Dancing Around the Objectives in Libya.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama spoke about our role in Libya. He’s not sure when the war will end, what happens when we win, or how much it will cost, but other than that it was quite informative.” – Jay Leno

“Obama is being criticized by both parties for not having a clear strategy to get out of Libya. But neither does Moammar Gadhafi, so it’s OK.” – Jay Leno

“Critics were saying Obama seemed defensive and slightly angry during his speech on Libya. Sounds like somebody’s March Madness bracket isn’t doing so hot.” – Jimmy Fallon

“We’re down to the final four now. Only four Middle East countries we haven’t attacked.” – Jay Leno

“Moammar Gadhafi has been described as a maniacal despot clinging to power. Wait a minute, that’s me.” – David Letterman

“Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.” – Craig Ferguson

“Donald Trump might be running for president and he just released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as ‘blue’ and his hair as ‘ridiculous.'” – Conan O’Brien

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Raw Meat, or just a Bone?


© Chan Lowe

Donald Trump stirs up the Republican base by asking why Obama won’t release his birth certificate. The fact that Obama released his birth certificate years ago (and Hawaii officials verified it) doesn’t seem to matter. And Trump seems to have had some problems producing his own birth certificate.

But according to Politico, Trump is “dragging other bits of the party down the birther rabbit-hole with him.” And MSNBC says:

Donald Trump is going to be an amazing distraction. […] No other Democratic presidential candidate (or NON-candidate) ever overshadowed Obama or Clinton in 2008. But the theme so far to the 2012 race has been that a lot of Republicans — whether it’s Trump, Michele Bachmann, or even Buddy Roemer (at one forum) — have already overshadowed the top-tier candidates.

And of course, in a move that surprised nobody, Fox News just announced that Trump will be doing a weekly segment for them. With most of the potential Republican candidates for president on the payroll of Fox News — getting paid to campaign — when are they just going to rename Fox News to the Republican Candidate Advertising Channel?

Speaking of the media, their utter fascination with Trump managed to keep some real new out of the spotlight — the unemployment rate has dropped to 8.8%, its lowest in two years and a sign that the economic recovery is finally translating into new jobs.

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Help Poor Sean Duffy

During a town hall meeting, Republican congressman Sean Duffy complained that he was struggling to make ends meet on his $174,000 a year salary (despite the fact that it is more than three times the median salary in his district).

I can guarantee you, or most of you, I guarantee that I have more debt than all of you. With 6 kids, I still pay off my student loans. I still pay my mortgage. I drive a used minivan. If you think I’m living high on the hog, I’ve got one paycheck. So I struggle to meet my bills right now. Would it be easier for me if I get more paychecks? Maybe, but at this point I’m not living high on the hog.

The GOP not only pulled the video of the event from its website, but demanded that other copies of the video be removed from the internet.

The local Democratic party, which is fighting Republican attempts to cut programs that benefit the poor and middle class, jumped on this, creating the poster above.

Ironically, Duffy is actually one of the poorest members of Congress. But don’t feel too sorry for him — some of the debt he is complaining about is the mortgage on his family vacation home.

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Late Night Political Humor

“President Obama escalated the war in Afghanistan, he sent the Navy in to shoot at pirates in the Indian Ocean, and now he’s attacking Libya. It’s like he took the Nobel Peace Prize as an insult.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“President Obama addressed the nation on Libya. This changes his previous policy on Libya, which was, ‘don’t ask, don’t tell.'” – Jay Leno

“President Obama said the United States has clear and focused goals in Libya. He said he would share those goals with us as soon as Hillary shares them with him.” – Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama gave a speech about Libya last night. The title of the speech? “No, I Wasn’t Born There.” – Conan O’Brien

“Obama wanted to update the American people on Libya but unless Snooki is going to Libya, the American people don’t care.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“The Pentagon says we’ll be out of Libya in a couple of weeks. Let me translate that: 10-year quagmire.” – David Letterman

“Instead of calling our mission in Libya a war, the White House is calling it a ‘kinetic military action,’ which sounds better than ‘potentially endless quagmire.'” – Jay Leno

“About Libya, President Obama says we’re staying for a short time and then leaving. That’s what my relatives always say.” – David Letterman

“Congress is mad at President Obama because he didn’t consult them before the war in Libya. Congress got us into two other wars and put us 14 trillion dollars in debt. I can’t imagine why he didn’t consult them.” – Jay Leno

“Obama was in South America and when he came back to the White House, he was locked out of the Oval Office. That’s like the eight years of the Bush administration.” – David Letterman

“Donald Trump called George W. Bush ‘the worst president in the history of the United States.’ Then he added, ‘Until, of course, I’m elected.'” – Conan O’Brien

“A reporter in Florida claimed he was locked in a closet by Joe Biden’s staff to keep him from talking to people at an event. It wouldn’t have been so bad if Biden hadn’t been locked in there too for the same reason.” – Jimmy Fallon

“General Electric did not pay any taxes at all last year. Of course that’s because G.E. reported its sale of NBC as a charitable donation.” – Conan O’Brien

“I know the Supreme Court ruled that corporations are people, but what I didn’t realize is that those people are assholes.” – Jon Stewart

“The Census Bureau says 50 million Hispanic people now live in the U.S. You know what that means: 80 million Hispanic people now live in the U.S.” – Jimmy Fallon

“In the wake of record losses, the U.S. Postal Service announced it is cutting 7,500 jobs. But a spokesman for the post office said those positions could be restored if this whole email thing turns out to be nothing but a fad.” – Jay Leno

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An Education in Greed


© Andy Singer

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Late Night Political Humor

“Michele Bachmann threw her hat into the ring. We think she’s going to be running for president. For those who find Sarah Palin too intellectual. Michelle Bachman for President. As a comedian, all I can say is, where can I donate to this cause?” – Bill Maher

“Michele Bachmann says she will launch her Presidential campaign in either Massachusetts or New Hampshire as soon as she figures out which is which. There could be some eligibility problems for her. She has her birth certificate, but nobody can produce her high school diploma.” – Jay Leno

“If Bachman and Palin get in to the presidential race, that’s two bimbos. And then there’s Mitt Romney, the millionaire and Newt Gingrich, a professor. We just need a skipper and a buddy and we’ve got ‘Gilligan’s Island.'” – Bill Maher

“A new poll shows that one of the major parties in this country – I won’t tell you which one – is a majority birther party. That’s right, more than half of Republicans now think Obama was born in Kenya. They literally do not know where babies come from.” – Bill Maher

“Moammar Gadhafi says of the no-fly zone, ‘In the short term we will beat them, and in the long term we will beat them.’ Which is Libyan for ‘Bring it. Winning. Bring it. Winning.'” – Jay Leno

“For once, we’re not coming off as the big swinging dicks who are going to tell everyone else what to do. We’re trying to get results without incurring all the costs and all the bad will; or as Fox News calls it, ‘reckless.'” – Bill Maher

“It’s so fun to watch the Republicans be pro-bombing, but against Obama who’s doing it. Newt Gingrich was so discombobulated this week, he made a pass at his current wife.” – Bill Maher

“You got your fuckin’ bombs! What more do you need?!” – Jon Stewart

“There are reports coming out that Moammar Gadhafi got hair plugs and face injections 16 years ago. So that’s why he looks so good.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Gaddafi has turned on his own people. He’s become so unpopular that even his face is running away from him.” – Stephen Colbert

“President Obama came back from South America and couldn’t get into the White House. The door was locked. So he called Chris Brown on his cell phone to find the best way to break a window.” – Jay Leno

“General Electric announced it made a profit of $14 billion last year and paid zero in U.S. taxes. How does this make Wesley Snipes feel? Had he just been making light bulbs instead of movies he wouldn’t be in prison now.” – Jay Leno

“According to the latest reports, medical marijuana sales in this country are now approaching $2 billion a year. I had no idea that so many people had glaucoma. Apparently this is an epidemic.” – Jay Leno

“The Eiffel Tower was evacuated after a suspicious package was found. French investigators were baffled by this object for hours. It turns out it was just a can of deodorant. They had never seen anything like that.” – Jay Leno

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Base Instincts

We may not have many presidential contenders yet, but that doesn’t mean that there isn’t already plenty of irony to go around.

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