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The “deepest kind of corruption”

CQ Politics has a must-read article about Congresswoman Jane Harman (D-CA) being caught on tape telling a suspected Israeli agent (i.e., a spy) that she would try to get the Justice Department to reduce espionage-related charges against two officials of the pro-Israel lobby AIPAC. In return, the (suspected) agent promised to lobby Nancy Pelosi to appoint Harman to be the chair of the House Intelligence Committee.  At the end of the taped phone conversation, Harman takes a cue from cheap spy movies, saying “This conversation doesn’t exist”.

The more I read about this, the more irony just oozes out of the cracks.

The big question is why the FBI, who had launched an investigation of Harman, dropped the case. At the time they claimed it was because of “lack of evidence” but it turns out that according to three former national security officials, Alberto Gonzales, who was then Attorney General, had the investigation dropped so that he could get Harman to defend the administration’s warrantless wiretapping program (which was about to be revealed by the NY Times). In plain English, Gonzales wanted to blackmail Harman, and apparently he did. When the scandal broke, Harman attacked the NY Times, saying of the warrantless wiretaping “I believe it essential to U.S. national security, and that its disclosure has damaged critical intelligence capabilities.”

According to one of the former national security officials “It’s the deepest kind of corruption, which was years in the making.”

In the end, all this shady dealing was for naught. The Justice Department did not reduce the charges against the AIPAC officials. Gonzales was brought down by the warrantless wiretapping scandal. And Jane Harman never made chairman of the Intelligence Committee.

But the big question that CQ doesn’t ask is, why is this coming up now? All of this happened before the 2006 elections. Who stands to gain by releasing this information now? Could it be someone who wants Congress to make warrantless wiretaps illegal again? An enemy of Harman? Someone who wants Gonzalez and other Bush administration officials to be investigated for corruption? I don’t have any answers, but I’m sure curious.

UPDATE: TPM also wonders why this is coming out now. They also have a timeline of the events. And Glenn Greenwald has further information.

UPDATE2: A really good explanation of the whole thing:

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The Choice of Choice

An interesting article in the Washington Post discusses a speech that Sarah Palin gave at a right-to-life fundraising dinner. Palin talked about how twice in her life she considered getting an abortion, but decided against it. But she did gain sympathy for women who have abortions; “I do understand what these women, what these girls go through in that thought process.”

While the major point seems to be that she is happy about her decision, she ignores the fact that if abortion were illegal, she would not have had a decision to make. Ironically, Palin eloquently, if unintentionally, makes a strong case for choice.

Or consider Palin’s statement about the pregnancy of her daughter: “We’re proud of Bristol’s decision to have her baby.” If the right-to-life crowd had their way, there would be no decision to be proud of, or even made.

Maybe Palin can understand that you can be against abortion while being in favor of choice. Some things are just none of the government’s damn business. And that might just be something worth having a tea party about.

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Lessons

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Late Night Political Humor

“Whew! Last night, I had that great new drink, the Navy Seal. Three shots — boom — and you’re done.” – Jay Leno

“How about those Navy Seals, though? They rescued Captain Stubing, Gopher, Doc and guest star Charo.” – David Letterman

“Well, you know, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said the Somali pirates were all ‘untrained teenagers with heavy weapons,’ or as we call them in this country, rap stars.” – Jay Leno

“This pirates stuff is unbelievable, but the Obama administration is getting high marks for the way they handled the rescue situation this weekend, or the military did. But with all the problems we have right now, who would have guessed that on top of everything else our new president would have to deal with pirates? What’s next? A dragon? Ghosts?” – Jimmy Kimmel

“This whole pirate situation is getting out of control, right? Just can’t stop thinking about it. Two more attacks yesterday. I mean, I don’t understand how it works. Apparently, they pull up to the ship, they fire some shots, scare everyone off, then they climb up the side, then I guess they copy and distribute DVD’s. Is that what they do?” – Jimmy Fallon

“As you know by now, Captain Phillips was rescued when Navy Seals shot and killed three of the pirates, although, according to Phil Spector’s attorney, the pirates shot themselves in the head.” – Jay Leno

“I’m glad you folks are here. We had a tough crowd last night. In fact, right in the middle of the show, I had to be rescued by Navy Seals.” – David Letterman

“And as you know, that captain of the merchant ship that was held captive by three Somali pirates was rescued when the pirates were shot and killed by a group of Navy Seals. President Obama authorized the military to use any force necessary to accomplish this. And today, the CEOs of Ford, Chrysler and GM said, ‘We’ll build any car you want.'” – Jay Leno

“And now, there is serious trouble there off the coast of Somalia. Other pirates have vowed to avenge the death of their colleagues. Colleagues? What is this, a rotary club? What is this, a faculty meeting?” – David Letterman

“There was some nice news this week. The Obamas got a new dog. It’s a Portuguese Water Dog named Bo. Now, don’t confuse that with what Dick Cheney had. That was a waterboarding dog. That was totally different.” – Jay Leno

“How about that Obama dog? They got a new dog. Yeah, a little Portuguese Water Dog. And the dog, as you would expect, is not house broken yet. In fact, earlier today, he left a bigger mess in the Oval Office than Bush did.” – David Letterman

“You know, Portuguese Water Dogs are very intelligent animals. In fact, some White House Cabinet officials have already taught it how to get out of paying taxes.” – Jay Leno

“A new dog in the White House. I believe there hasn’t been a dog in the White House since that pack of semi-domesticated wolves that Cheney kept in his dungeon.” – David Letterman

“General Motors is recalling 1.5 million vehicles, because they say the engines could catch on fire. Well, luckily, no one bought any of them.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Anybody been to the New York Auto Show this week? I’ll tell you, I’m worried about the American automobile industry. Are you a little worried about the auto industry? Even the cars, the American cars, when you see them at the automobile show there on the turntable, they are only getting eight miles to the gallon.” – David Letterman

“Scientists from the University of Padova, in Italy, announced this week that baby chicks have the ability to do basic arithmetic and can add basic numbers together. You know, it’s bad enough our public school kids can’t compete with kids in China and Japan. Now we’re losing to poultry in Italy? This is bad. We need to get better schools.” – Jay Leno

“I saw this today. President Obama gave a major speech on the economy and, once again, he promised Americans change, specifically pennies, nickels, dimes, and stuff like that.” – Jimmy Fallon

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Bush is Darth Vader, Cheney is the emperor

Maureen Dowd writes that she was disturbed when George Lucas disagreed with her statement that former Vice President Dick Cheney was Darth Vader. Had Dowd been too harsh on the former veep?

Turns out she hadn’t been harsh enough. According to Lucas “George Bush is Darth Vader. Cheney is the emperor.” Which means, in Star Wars terms, Cheney was more evil than Darth Vader.

According to Lucas:

You know, Darth Vader is really a kid from the desert planet near Crawford, and the true evil of the universe is the emperor who pulls all the strings.

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Colbert’s Anti-Gay-Marriage Ad

There’s a giant gay storm gathering, and before long the winds will be blowing each other.

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Republic of Texas

Republican Governor Rick Perry of Texas put his foot in his mouth earlier this week when he suggested that at some point Texas might get fed up enough by excessive government spending that they would want to secede from the union.

Democrats immediately responded that Texas should not let the door hit their *ss on the way out. FiveThirtyEight and BorderExplorer even compiled some statistics on how much better off the country would be if Texas were not in it.

It is ironic that Perry would suggest that Texas secede because of their dislike of federal spending, when they are one of the top states receiving federal money.

But the hilarious news that prompted this post was that the Texas Legislature responded to Perry’s complaints about too much spending by removing 95% of the money from Perry’s office budget. A Perry spokeswoman called the move “silly games”.

Texans like to say “Remember the Alamo”, but they lost that one, too.

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Let them drink tea

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Citizen Activism in Fantasyland

FiveThirtyEight has compiled a list of crowd sizes from all the tea party events, based on nonpartisan sources. They put the crowd size in Sacramento California at 3,500 — compare this to Fox News’ (knowingly fabricated) estimate of 10,000 to 15,000 people. Total turnout across the nation is estimated to have been 311,460 people in 346 cities, with the largest single gathering being Atlanta with 15,000 people (where Sean Hannity appeared).

This is a respectable turnout for a protest, but let’s not get carried away. Nevertheless, the Conservative site Powerblog quickly crowed:

This is what a real grass-roots uprising looks like. Whether it develops into a movement remains to be seen, but it’s easy to understand why the Left is so agitated about the tea parties and so anxious to discredit them. This is the sort of citizen activism the Left would like to inspire, but hasn’t for a very long time.

I’m not sure what reality these guys live in. How about the 1,500,000 people who protested immigration legislation in 2006, including 500,000 in Los Angeles alone. Or the 100,000 who marched on the Pentagon to protest the war in Iraq, or an equal number protesting Iraq in New York City. One could argue that the Obama campaign rallies were not exactly grass-roots events, but even Fox News sending their top stars to tea party events couldn’t draw one tenth the crowds.

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“They don’t know f*ck all about tyranny”

John Oliver wants British tyranny to get its due.

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Tea is the new Koolaid

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Ironic Reading

I’m feeling overwhelmed with irony the last few days, and not just because of all the teabagging going on. There are a bunch of really good articles that I haven’t had time to report on, so I thought I would just list them here.  All of them are worth a read.

Over at Salon, Glenn Greenwald has an excellent article talking about the new report from the Department of Homeland Security that warns of growing “right-wing extremist activity”. The ironic thing here is that the same right-wing pundits who who cheered on every domestic surveillance and police state program are now completely freaking out that these programs might get used against the right-wing lunatic fringe. This is doubly ironic because there are plenty of examples of right-wing terrorism in this country.

For that added touch of irony, Jonah Goldberg in the National Review claims that Obama’s Department of Homeland Security is now specifically targeting right-wing groups, and that the DHS has never and would never target “left-wing” groups in the same way. But as Greenwald points out, Goldberg’s article actually links to an article in the Washington Times that says:

In January, the same DHS office released a report titled “Leftwing extremists likely to increase use of cyber attacks over the coming decade.

Plus these pundits don’t bother to mention that preparation of the new report began more than a year ago, when Bush was still in office.

Our ironic radar also got a kick from an article in the Washington Monthly, which discusses the recent poll results that socialism is gaining in popularity in the US. The article points out that by accusing Obama — who continues to be hugely popular — of being a socialist, right-wing pundits like Rush Limbaugh are actually helping to increase the popularity of socialism. As they say “the irony is rich”.

Finally, the Huffington Post has an interesting article “The Five Strands of Conservatism: Why the GOP is Unraveling“. The point of this article is that it is amazing is that the Republican Party managed to hold together all the different conservative groups for as long as they did, when many of these groups hold wholly incompatible beliefs.

For example, Libertarians believe that things like drugs and abortion are none of the government’s business, while social conservatives want more government control of these areas. How did the Republicans ever convince these two groups to vote for the same candidates?

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Fox News sinks to new lows

This short clip from Fox News demonstrates clearly why these charlatans shouldn’t have press credentials. The headline is “National Healthcare: Breeding Ground for Terror?” I kid you not:

This is so wrong on so many different levels:

  • Their whole premise, that nationalized health care promotes terrorism, is a joke. But they don’t get the joke.
  • Fox News is clearly acting as a tool of the health insurance industry. I hope they were well paid.
  • Their main argument, that countries like England import many of their doctors and Muslim countries are a big source of these doctors, is racist. It equates Muslims with terrorists.
  • Their other argument, made with no evidence at all, is that terrorists use government bureaucracies because they can hide in them while cooking up their nefarious plans.
  • Finally, and one of my big pet peeves, is that Fox keeps talking about National Health Care. As far as I know, nobody is proposing that we nationalize our health care. Even the most far-reaching left-wing proposals are for nationalizing only our health insurance, not our doctors or hospitals. And Obama’s plan doesn’t even do that — it is not a “single payer” plan. By continually talking about doctors working for the government, Fox is trying to scare you — and using information that even they must know is false.

Thanks to Prose Before Hos.

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Political Irony Begins at Home

I’ve been thinking about the Tax-Day Tea Party protests, and the ironic thing is that I personally agree with much of the underlying sentiment of these protests, and wish that they had actually been real.

If you follow this blog, you know that I am a social liberal, but I am also a fiscal conservative and an unabashed capitalist (perhaps because of my experience as the CEO of more than one company). I believe that bailing out Wall Street and the automakers is a huge mistake and that anything that is too big to fail should be chopped up into little tiny pieces, not propped up and spoon fed our tax dollars.

So I am naturally sympathetic to protests against wasteful government spending. But even if I disagreed with what they were protesting (which I did not), I am almost always happy when people protest. Protest is not just a constitutional right, it is one of the foundations of our country. Anything that gets people involved with their government is a good thing.

So to those people who were actually part of a grass-roots effort to protest government spending, I salute you, and I apologize if I appeared to be making fun of your cause. Furthermore, if you were dismayed by the slimy efforts of Fox News and others to cynically capitalize on your protests, or of some politicians to co-opt your protests to attack our new president, then you have earned my highest respect and support.

Next time, though, do try to pick a name for your movement that isn’t also used to describe a sexual act.

UPDATE: Here’s a “serious and sincere letter” written to the Tea Partiers by a Democrat, that summarizes some of the reasons why progressives had a hard time taking the tea parties serious.

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Insani-Tea Party

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