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Where did the Capital go?
Andy, Opie, and Fonzie for Obama
Video from Ron Howard, with cameos by Andy Griffith and Henry Winkler:
Did you know that Andy Griffith was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2005 by President Bush? I also find it ironic that the star of Matlock isn’t endorsing McCain.
Repooblican Party Policy Generator
First there was the Sarah Palin Fictional Quote Generator, then the Snarky McCain-Palin Automatic Haiku Poetry Generator, and now there is the:
Repooblican Party Policy Generator
Here are some examples:
My friends, we will abolish the regulation of the pro-life agenda by cutting funding to Afghan warlords.
We will pump billions of dollars into multi-millionaire Fortune 500 CEOs by imposing a trade embargo on people on social security.
At this rate, I see an upcoming election where the candidates themselves will be computer generated.
No Governors were harmed in the filming of these messages
Terry Tate puts the smack-down on Palin:
Don’t make Terry ‘read’ you your rights. Vote, before Terry says dasvedanya to your ass.
Cracking the ACORN story
Have you noticed how the GOP has stopped complaining about ACORN since the owner of a company hired by the GOP to do voter registration was arrested for registration fraud? The same company has been “slamming” — a term that was invented to describe phone companies switching long distance carriers without the permission of customers, but in this case they were changing voter registration to Republican without their permission. In some cases, voters were even switched to absentee status, which would cause them to lose their vote if they tried to show up on election day and vote normally.
But that hasn’t stopped some people from making fools of themselves:
Greenspan admits derivatives should have been regulated!
This is one of those “hell freezes over” moments that I never thought would happen.
Former Chairman of the Fed from 1987 to 2006 Alan Greenspan is testifying before Congress, and has admitted that he was “partially” wrong to oppose regulation of derivatives. But he still blamed the financial meltdown on a “once-in-a-century credit tsunami”. I find that ironic since it seems obvious that when you reward lenders for making lots of mortgage loans, and take away any financial repercussions if a loan fails (which is what derivatives did), then what you will get is lots of bad loans.
In 2005, Greenspan famously declared that private regulation was better at constraining excessive risk-taking than government regulation. It hasn’t worked out that way. Greenspan expressed “shocked disbelief” that financial companies didn’t police themselves enough to prevent surging losses. But when CEOs are rewarded solely on the current quarter’s performance, and are personally protected from bad long-term decisions by a fat golden parachute, why would they have any incentive to be proactive?
Late Night Political Humor
Colin Powell
“Colin Powell is in the news because he endorsed Barack Obama. I wonder how John McCain feels about Colin Powell endorsing Obama. He’s probably all right with it. Men his age are used to having colon problems.” -Craig Ferguson
“The only reason Obama got this endorsement is because Colin Powell is black. Also, the only reason Admiral John Nathman, Brigadier-General James Smith, Four-star General Merrill McPeak and 20 other military leaders have endorsed Obama, is because Colin Powell is black.” -Stephen Colbert
The Campaign
“We’re all a little chafed here about this whole ‘some parts of the country are real and American’ and other parts are not. … So, if small towns are real America, that would make big cities, like Washington, DC, and New York City, the capitals of fake America, like the epicenter of fake America. The, oh, what’s the word I’m looking for? The ground zero, if you will, of anti-America. I bet bin Laden feels like a real a**hole now. ‘What? I bombed the wrong America? That’s it. I’m going into hiding. I’m too embarrassed!'” -Jon Stewart
“Remember John Kerry? He ran for president and didn’t do that well. He’s being criticized for telling a joke about John McCain wearing adult diapers. How dare you, sir! That’s my job! Knock it off, Kerry! I’ll tell the McCain diaper jokes; you stick with losing elections to the least popular president ever in the history of America.” -Craig Ferguson
“Nov. 4 is two weeks from today, but 7 percent of people are still undecided. I just don’t know how anyone could be undecided, because the choice in this election’s black and white, literally! Young black guy, old white guy. There! Take your pick.” -Craig Ferguson
“Nation, we are only two weeks away from the biggest election in the history of the universe. But there is still a huge threat out there. Not al Qaeda, a more sinister organization: ACORN. This shadowy group of community organizers is up to something: voter fraud. And not just any voter fraud. … We all know the fabric of democracy is very fragile, because it is made out of the Founding Fathers’ pantyhose.” -Stephen Colbert
Obama in Hawaii
“Barack Obama is taking time off from campaigning to visit his sick grandmother in Hawaii. Normally, it would be a bad idea to take time off two weeks before the presidential election. But at this point, Obama is far enough ahead that the only thing really that can stop his campaign is if he finds a mysterious bad luck Tiki doll on the beach.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Sarah Palin had a good thought. She suggested that while Barack Obama is over in Hawaii, it might be a good idea for him to keep an eye on Japan.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Some people think that visiting his sick grandma might actually help Obama win more of the elderly vote. In fact, to try to counter that today, John McCain stopped by our nation’s capital to visit his grandmother, Susan B. Anthony McCain.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Vote Democratic to save the Republican Party
It turns out that voting Democratic — not just for president, but for congress too — might be the only way to save the Republican Party.
Over at the conservative Reason Online, Radley Balko explains:
Nothing short of defeat will put the GOP back on its limited government track. … In the last eight years, the GOP has given us a monstrous new federal bureaucracy in the Department of Homeland Security. In the prescription drug benefit, it’s given us the largest new federal entitlement since the Johnson administration. Federal spending — even on items not related to war or national security — has soared. And we now get to watch as the party that’s supposed to be ‘free market’ nationalizes huge chunks of the economy’s financial sector.
We’ve all watched as the Republican party has moved ever away from its roots as the party of small government, fiscal responsibility, and free enterprise, to a party dominated by a kind of lunatic fringe that is anti-gay, anti-abortion, anti-immigration, and anti-environment. Sarah Palin has been characterized as the last gasp of that fringe.
Doug Mataconis on Below the Beltway points out that electing Democrats may be the only way to save us from socialism, since the current Republican party has “tarnished the reputation of free market ideas in the minds of a public that doesn’t know better”. In the same way that “only Nixon could go to China”, only a Republican president (like Bush or McCain) could nationalize our financial system.
Part of the problem with the current Republican party is that they have pushed away or destroyed moderates like General Colin Powell (who at one time was considered a good candidate for president).
Another example is Slade Mead, who was elected to the Arizona Senate in 2002, only to be rejected by the Republican party because he didn’t support their efforts to “dismantle public schools” and replace them with religious and charter schools. The same article describes how in neighboring New Mexico, social conservatives pushed moderates out of positions of power in the Republican party.
Rush Limbaugh himself once said that if McCain got the nomination, “it’s going to destroy the Republican Party. It’s going to change it forever, be the end of it!” Peggy Noonan in the Wall Street Journal disagrees, claiming that it is Bush who destroyed the Republican party, and if “you don’t know what broke the elephant you can’t put it together again. The party cannot re-find itself if it can’t trace back the moment at which it became lost. It cannot heal an illness whose origin is kept obscure.”
By its actions — grasping onto Palin, and running negative and hateful campaigns — the Republican party is showing that it still doesn’t know how it is destroying itself. Glenn Greenwald has an excellent column giving concrete examples of how confused the Republicans are acting. Only by voting Democratic can we save the Republican Party from itself.
PUMA Palin
Remember those (often mythical) PUMA (Party Unity My Ass) voters who claimed they were going to vote for McCain so that Hillary Clinton could run against him in 2012? Well, it looks like it might work the other way around, this time literally with an Ass (donkey).
This photo from Newsweek shows Sarah Palin on the campaign trail in battleground state Nevada wearing the latest in fashion, a scarf with the word “Vote” followed by the Democratic Party donkey. Maybe Palin knows that McCain can’t win, and is positioning herself for a run in 2012. Palin’s new campaign slogan might just be “I’m not McCain”.
Is this some of that clothing for which the McCain campaign paid $150,000?
The terrorist endorsement game
Step 1: Hamas says something nice about Obama. McCain says “I think it’s very clear who Hamas wants to be the next president of the United States. … If Senator Obama is favored by Hamas, I think people can make judgments accordingly.” RightWingNews headline “Hamas Endorses Obama? Can Hizbollah And Al-Qaeda Be Far Behind?”
Step 2 (not far behind): Al Qaeda endorses McCain.
So, can “people make judgements accordingly” on this? After all, the war in Iraq has been the best thing for Al Qaeda’s recruitment efforts.
Palin’s $150,000 hockey mom makeover
The political parties are required to file financial disclosure reports with the FEC (you can look at them yourself). Politico dug around and discovered that the Republicans spent more than $150,000 on clothes and accessories for Sarah Palin in the month since she was picked to be McCain’s VP nominee. And that doesn’t include $4,716 spent on her hair and makeup. One shopping spree alone, to Neiman Marcus in Minneapolis in early September, cost $75,063.
That’s for someone who keeps calling herself an average small-town hockey mom.
Remember when John Edwards spent $400 for a hair cut in 2007, and he was ridiculed for a week? As Electoral Vote points out, if you Google “Edwards $400 haircut” you get tens of thousands of hits. Rush Limbaugh even asked if Edwards would be our nation’s “first female President”. In response the Dems ridiculed McCain for his $520 Ferragamo shoes (and tried to ridicule him for spending over $5000 per session on makeup — but that didn’t work because, um, well, look at him, he needs makeup). And Hillary Clinton was ribbed for two hair styling sessions that cost around $3000 in 2006.
But all that pales in comparison to $150,000. That’s an average of $5,000 per day. What makes this worse is that it was paid for with political funds. Cindy McCain wore an outfit to the Republican National Convention worth $300,000 (including jewelry), but at least she paid for it herself.
If Palin’s clothing had been paid for out of campaign funds, it would have been illegal, because campaign finance rules prohibit spending campaign money on items for personal use. But it’s a good thing that McCain helped write those rules, so that he knows the best way to get around them. Instead, the money came from the Republican National Committee which, while technically legal, seems to violate the spirit of the law.
UPDATE: A reader points to this article about Obama, with a photo of his shoes that have holes in the bottom from walking so much (and have already been resoled once). And I failed to mention that in the interest of fairness, Politico also reviewed campaign records for Obama and Biden, and didn’t find any such spending on clothing or makeup.
UPDATE 2: Add another $13,200 to the bill for Palin’s makeup artist Amy Strozzi (in addition to the $4,716 already mentioned for her hair and makeup). Strozzi, who was nominated for an Emmy Award for makeup on “So You Think You Can Dance”, wasn’t noted by the Politico report because she is listed as doing “communications consulting” for the campaign. Smooth. McCain also paid $8,673 for his makeup artist, Tifanie White, for the month of September (and $5,583 for the previous month).
McCain *is* The Penguin
Previously, on this same bat-channel, we’ve seen Batman go up against the Penguin in an election and in a political debate.
But now we have irrefutable evidence that The Penguin, Batman’s arch nemesis, is none other than John McCain!







