Saturday, December 18, 2010
“Sarah Palin is going to Haiti this weekend to deliver humanitarian aid. If there’s one thing that’s reassuring, it’s seeing Sarah Palin above you in a helicopter.” – Jimmy Fallon “George W. Bush’s daughter, Jenna, just put her home in Baltimore on the market for $500,000. The real estate agent said, ‘I just want to […]
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Thursday, December 16, 2010
“According to WikiLeaks, the airing of American TV shows in the Middle East is helping to stop Islamic extremism. Would-be terrorists watch our reality shows and realize they’ve already won.” – Conan O’Brien “WikiLeaks supporters have hacked into Sarah Palin’s credit card information after she criticized Julian Assange. Sarah said she’s very upset, and hopes […]
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Wednesday, December 15, 2010
“Part-time Governor Sarah Palin shot and killed a reindeer on last week’s TV show. And that was her Christmas special. Took her three shots. Well, she’s rusty. Last thing she brought down was John McCain.” – David Letterman “On Sarah Palin’s next show she gets together with Kate Gosselin and her kids. This may be […]
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Sunday, December 12, 2010
“It looks like the Bush-era tax cuts for the rich will continue, due to a strong Republican leader, Barack Obama. Today Obama changed his slogan from ‘Yes we can’ to ‘Yes, we caved.’ It’s so bad for him, now Democrats want to see his birth certificate.” – Jay Leno “President Obama has reached a deal […]
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Friday, December 10, 2010
© Ruben Bolling I know these characters are supposed to be dogs (hounds actually) but they look like pigs to me!
Friday, December 10, 2010
華人民共和國國 務院總理 中央人民政 府政务院总理 华中公务员人民 共和国 [reprinted from Bullseye Rooster. Does anyone know what this means in English?]
Friday, December 10, 2010
“President Obama’s pledge to have the most transparent administration in history has come true. Thanks to WikiLeaks.” – Jay Leno “WikiLeaks head Julian Assange says that if arrested, he will release secret documents, including information on UFOs. Arrest him, I want to see those documents.” – Jimmy Kimmel “WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange says he’s going […]
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Thursday, December 9, 2010
[reprinted from the blog of Scott Adams (the creator of Dilbert)] Here’s a list of three things that you are unlikely to do, at least in this order: 1. Watch a Swedish movie called The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo 2. Read about the Swedish sex charges against Julian Assange 3. Book a vacation to […]
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
“Legislation was enacted in 1993 designed to allow gay people to serve in the military as long as they told their colleagues that the ripped, topless and be-jean shorted fireman that they had in their foot locker was cousin Rico.” – Jon Stewart “President Obama made a surprise visit to Afghanistan. Nobody knew he was […]
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Tuesday, December 7, 2010
© Don Wright Obama agreed to extend all the Bush tax cuts for two years in exchange for an extension of unemployment benefits. Our government is definitely broken.
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© Jen Sorensen This isn’t really all that crazy. I watched almost the same thing happen in England in the 80’s. A friend of mine who is a brilliant computer programmer was trying to get a job in England, but he could get a higher salary working in a bank. He moved to the US, […]
[This is fake news, reprinted from Andy Borowitz] In the first major policy fallout from the WikiLeaks disclosures, the State Department has ordered all U.S. diplomats to “cease and desist telling the truth until further notice.” “We are working overtime to try to make sure that leaks like these don’t happen again,” Secretary of State […]
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“President Obama held a ceremony at the White House to celebrate the first night of Hanukkah. In response, Republicans said, ‘It’s even worse than we thought. He’s a Jewish Muslim.’” – Conan O’Brien “The miracle of Hanukkah is that there was only enough oil to keep the menorah lit for one night and it lasted […]
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