“President Obama’s enjoying himself. He’s having his vacation in Martha’s Vineyard all week. So far — this is what the news says — so far, he’s played tennis, golf; he’s gone swimming. Now it’s rumored he may play a game of bocce ball. It’s true. In other words, America is still waiting for its first […]
[This post was submitted by special ironic correspondent Avi Brand] The recent blockbuster news flash that Disney is buying Marvel Entertainment for $4 Billion made me wonder once again who is the worse President of the United States: Barack Obama as portrayed by the Marvel Universe, or Barack Obama as portrayed by Fox News. Well, […]
“There’s a big presidential election in Afghanistan. And President Hamid Karzai’s opponent is a man called Abdullah Abdullah. Apparently, his campaign slogan is, ‘The Abdullah so nice, they named him twice.’” – Conan O’Brien “Here’s the way it stands now. Hamid Karzai is leading in the election and he picked up a lot of swing […]
A new website http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/ probes the controversial question about whether “Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990”. But in reality, the site is cleverly deconstructing of what passes for news in America. First, someone (usually with a vested interest) starts a rumor. Other people repeat the rumor. Now you have multiple sources […]
“This is weird. North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il recently met with the C.E.O. of Hyundai. Apparently, the story is Hyundai wants to build cars in North Korea while Kim wants to use their windshields as sunglasses.” – Conan O’Brien “You folks have been following, probably, the elections in Afghanistan. You know what’s going on […]
“There’s talk that the elections last week in Afghanistan were rigged. Boy, I didn’t see that coming.” – David Letterman “Couple of years ago down in Cuba, Fidel Castro they thought, oh, he might be dying because he had some kind of surgery and he is an older fellow, in is 80s. But now, over […]
“Have you seen these town hall meetings about the health care? People are screaming. And I’ll tell you, because if there’s one thing Americans hate, it’s comprehensive health coverage.” – David Letterman “Polls now are showing that people are actually believing the right-wing corporate-inspired myths about health care, and that’s why this is going down […]
© David Horsey This is even funnier because it actually happened. And speaking of Cognitive Dissonance, Daily Kos noticed the recent upswing of people who are claiming to be Libertarians while acting otherwise, so they published a handy-dandy guide to the “Top 10 Signs You Might Not Be A Libertarian“. My favorite is: 6. You […]
“Ladies and gentlemen, before I came out here, I got some early results from the Afghanistanian election. And this just in, apparently Al Franken is ahead.” – David Letterman “You folks excited about the Afghanistan election? Well, don’t get too excited because there’s already reports of irregularities in Broward and Dade County.” – David Letterman […]
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