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You know what they say about Canadians

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GOP version of energy independence

The town of Scottsdale, Virginia has your typical Fourth of July parade, but here’s an interesting juxtaposition. In the first photo is challenger Tom Perriello, the democratic nominee for Congress, riding on a float pulled by a bio-diesel fueled tractor:

Tom Perriello

Two floats later came the incumbent, Republican Virgil Goode, being pulled by…

Virgil Goode

a Hummer.  Just to add a bit of hypocrisy, Goode talks a lot about energy independence and alternative energy on his website. Maybe he could claim that it was wind powered — pulling a float full of hot air.

http://www.raisingkaine.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=14873

For more about Goode, see this.

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Prime evidence of why the Mainstream Media sucks

As a lawyer, Vincent Bugliosi is a famous prosecutor, winning every trial he has prosecuted, including the Charles Manson case in 1971.

As an author, Bugliosi has written three #1 best selling books and won the top award for crime writers — three times. His previous book was made into a miniseries on HBO starring Tom Hanks.

So you would think that the media would be very interested in his latest book. But you would be wrong. He has received no reviews from cable television or newspapers — the usual outlets that help sell books. In fact, ABC Radio even refused to run an advertisement for the book. The media has maintained a “virtual blackout” on his book. Even The Daily Show refused to mention it.

Why? Is it because his book isn’t very popular? No, it has attained best-seller status (mostly through the internet). Is it because it is offensive? Not really.

His new book is “The Prosecution of George W. Bush for Murder”, which lays out the legal case for holding Bush “criminally responsible” for the deaths of American soldiers in Iraq.  According to Bugliosi:

I think it all goes back to fear. If the liberal media would put me on national television, I think they’d fear that they would be savaged by the right wing. The left wing fears the right, but the right does not fear the left.

Could this be true?  Does the right-wing “savage” left-wing stories in the media?

You Bet Your Sweet Fox News Ass it does!

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Liberal Bloggers Accuse Obama of Trying to Win Election

The liberal blogosphere was aflame with new accusations that Obama is trying to win the 2008 presidential election.  Here are just a few of the blog quotes:

Obama is “betraying the Democratic Party’s losing tradition.”

“Barack Obama seems to be making a very calculated attempt to win over 270 electoral votes. He must be stopped.”

“Any Democrat who voted for Dukakis, Mondale or Kerry should regard this as a betrayal.”

“Barack Obama still has a chance to pick someone disastrous [for VP] as a sign that he wants to lose this thing. If not, he should brace himself for some really mean blog posts.”

Humor from Andy Borowitz (read the whole thing)

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Bush misquotes Jefferson, correct quote actually slams Bush

At a Fourth of July celebration at Monticello (Jefferson’s home) President Bush misquoted Jefferson. Here’s what Bush said:

On the 50th anniversary of America’s independence, Thomas Jefferson passed away. But before leaving this world, he explained that the principles of the Declaration of Independence were universal. In one of the final letters of his life, he wrote, “May it be to the world, what I believe it will be — to some parts sooner, to others later, but finally to all — the signal of arousing men to burst the chains, and to assume the blessings and security of self-government.”

But what Jefferson actually wrote contains an anti-religious statement:

May it be to the world, what I believe it will be, (to some parts sooner, to others later, but finally to all) the signal of arousing men to burst the chains under which monkish ignorance and superstition had persuaded them to bind themselves, and to assume the blessings and security of self-government.

It is ironic that Bush, who edited Jefferson, so actively promotes “monkish ignorance and superstition”.

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Why they haven’t attacked US again

This would be even funnier if it weren’t for the fact that bin Laden’s goals were actually to bankrupt the US and to drive up the price of oil.
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Republicans break filibuster record in Senate

So far, the Republicans have staged 77 filibusters during the current Senate session, already beating the previous record of 58 filibusters held during the 1999-2002 Senate term by a significant amount. So the next time you wonder why Congress can’t get anything done, you know where to look.

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McCain rewards lap dog reporters

Lap Dog ExpressMcCain has refurnished his campaign airplane with a special section that is reserved for the “good reporters”. How does a reporter get into the VIP section? “You’ll have to earn it” says campaign aide Mark Salter.

It looks like McCain’s strategy is working, with a number of sycophant reporters falling all over themselves to praise McCain and attack Obama. You may remember reporter Liz Sidoti serving John McCain his favorite Dunkin’ Donuts (with sprinkles) at the Associated Press meeting (at the same meeting, Obama was called “Osama”). If that wasn’t enough, Sidoti followed that up with a hit piece on Obama.

Also fighting for her seat on the Straight Talk Lap Dog Express, Jennifer Loven produced an Obama hatchet job that was so devoid of truth it made one reporter’s eyes bleed and another called it mind numbing.

In may not be a coincidence that most of these bad articles are coming from the Associated Press, since Rupert Murdoch (owner of Fox News) joined the AP Board of Directors in April.

UPDATE: The Jed Report put together this great video of the media fawning over McCain’s new airplane:

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McCain lies – claims he never said he wasn’t an expert on the economy

I am repeatedly amazed that politicians (especially older ones, like McCain) don’t seem to get the fact that everything they say is now available on the Internet for instant review. That must be why they keep denying things they said against solid evidence to the contrary.

For example, McCain’s repeated statements that he doesn’t know much about economics:

  • In December 2007 “The issue of economics is not something I’ve understood as well as I should. I’ve got Greenspan’s book.”
  • In November 2005 to the Wall Street Journal “I’m going to be honest: I know a lot less about economics than I do about military and foreign policy issues. I still need to be educated.” He repeated the same quote a month later in an interview with the Boston Globe.
  • In 2000, during his run for the presidency, the (former maverick) McCain rejected “tax cuts for the rich” and said he had previously been in favor of supply-side economics because “he didn’t pay … attention to those issues in the past”. But now that he has clinched the Republican nomination, he has once again flip-flopped to become a born-again supply-sider, even though his (new) claims that cutting taxes for the rich stimulates the economy have been debunked.
  • Carly Fiorina, one of his advisors on the economy, even acknowledged on Fox News that McCain has said that he knows little about economics “he did say it one time, no question, maybe twice.”

Pretty clear, yes?

So in an interview on Fox News last week, McCain was asked “Was it a mistake for you to suggest that overall your attentiveness to the economy is subordinated by national security?” His response was to claim that was a statement taken “out of context”.

And back in January, Tim Russert asked McCain about his “I still need to be educated” comment, McCain denied it, saying “I don’t know where you got that quote.”

Regardless of what he has said, it is clear that McCain doesn’t know much about economics. He still claims that he can save $100 billion a year by eliminating earmarks and pork-barrel spending, a claim that seems to be based entirely in fantasy.

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Bush accomplishes mission for Osama bin Laden

In 1998 Osama bin Laden complained that Americans have stolen $36 trillion from Muslims because they purchased oil from Muslim nations at low prices. Interestingly, he said that oil should cost $144 a barrel, which is just what it costs now.

So what did bin Laden have to do to get the price of oil to increase 13 times in the last 10 years? One month after 9/11, the New York Times wrote about nightmare scenarios that would do this, and one of them included the US attacking Iraq.

Also contributing to the high price of oil is the collapsing of the value of the US dollar, encouraged by the economic policies of the Bush administration.

In testimony to Congress a month ago, the co-director of the Institute for the Analysis of Global Security put it this way:

I would like to impress upon this Committee that $144 a barrel oil will be perceived as a victory for the Jihadist movement and a reaffirmation that the economic warfare component of its campaign against the West is a resounding success. There is no need to elaborate on the implications of such a victory in terms of loss of U.S. prestige and our ability to prevail in the Long War of the 21st century.

Or, to put it in far blunter terms, Osama bin Laden can now say “Mission Accomplished”.

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/07/05/bin-laden-144-oil/

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Republicans – trying to prove you’re not gay is so gay

Is Charlie Crist, the bachelor Republican Governor of Florida, gay?

And just to add to the weirdness, Republican dirty trickster Roger Stone (who worked for Crist during his 2006 gubernatorial campaign) is distributing a video showing Crist making out with a girlfriend. Supposedly this shows that Crist is not gay. Except, well, the purported girlfriend is married, and not to Crist.

Of course, now that he is getting married, doesn’t that prove that he isn’t gay?  No really!

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Iraq-na-phobia

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Blo & Go – “The whole key to this is the suction”

Senator Norm Coleman’s wife Laurie Coleman is introducing a product for hands-free hair drying called the “Blo & Go”. While the media is snickering loudly about the name’s connotations, Coleman herself doesn’t seem to be helping, with quotes like “You get blown . . . out. And then you go.” and “The whole key to this is the suction.” (the device sticks to any flat surface such as a mirror).

You can buy one yourself at http://www.bloandgo.com/.

Interestingly, the Washington Post lists the price as $19.99, but the website says $29.99.  Maybe with all the extra publicity they were able to raise the price. Who says the Republicans don’t know anything about viral marketing?

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Is Obama a Jedi Knight? See for yourself

George Lucas won’t answer the question of whether or not Darth Vader is an appropriate name for Dick Cheney, other than to say that Cheney seems to like the nickname (some people think he came up with it himself). But he did say that Obama is definitely a Jedi Knight. “I would say that’s reasonably obvious” says Lucas.

Decide for yourself. Just check out these photos:

Obama Jedi 1

Obama Jedi 2

Obama Jedi 3

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