Apparently this is a common meme! © Vince Yanez It is even spreading across the big water, thanks to the efforts of Jesus’ General: © Jesus’ General I’m rather proud of this sonogram, I developed the pistol the little fetus-American is holding. It was part of my effort to ensure that all Americans have an […]
How did anyone manage to fit all these conservative wet dreams into a single comic? © Ruben Bolling By the way, if you don’t believe there are legal loopholes that let even minors to acquire restricted firearms (including automatic weapons), read this. Interestingly, Bad Fetus appeared back in 1990 in Ruben Bolling’s very first “Tom […]
“Last night a toilet flooded the lobby where the Oscars show was being held. The show won an Oscar for best portrayal of a Carnival cruise.” – Conan O’Brien “First Lady Michelle Obama won an Academy Award for best bangs.” – David Letterman “Big winner last night was ‘Life of Pi,’ a story of a […]
“We have first lady Michelle Obama on the show tonight! I plan to ask her some serious questions, like, ‘Do you think that I could pull off bangs?’” – Jimmy Fallon “That’s right, Michelle Obama is here! Everyone at the White House is excited. In fact, I heard they’re even letting Biden stay up to […]
“Fox News host Bill O’Reilly is writing a new book about the killing of Jesus. It will be the first time Jesus’ death is blamed on Obamacare.” – Conan O’Brien “After the success of his book, ‘Killing Lincoln,’ Bill O’Reilly is coming out with a new book called ‘Killing Jesus.’ He’s going to be disappointed […]
© Lee Judge I guess we should be grateful that enough Republicans broke away so that Chuck Hagel could get confirmed as Secretary of Defense. Just in time to to preside over massive sequestration budget cuts at the Pentagon. © Joel Pett
“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” – Thomas J Watson, Chairman and CEO of IBM, in 1943. “We’re in the business of delivering what consumers want, and to stay a little ahead of what we think they will want. We just don’t see the need of delivering that to consumers.” […]
The Republicans seem to be spending more time trying to avoid blame for the sequester than on, you know, trying to actually passing a budget. They are mainly doing this by trying to claim that the sequester was Obama’s idea. However, Paul Ryan, the recent Republican candidate for vice president, has been strongly promoting the […]
Or are they just going to keep cutting off their noses to spite their faces? Ezra Klein sums up the current sequester situation well. Republicans have five goals/demands: Reduce the deficit. Cut entitlement spending. Protect or increase defense spending. Get rid of unnecessary deductions and loopholes in the tax code. Lower tax rates. Now, I […]
“They’re going to miss Pope Benedict. He’s very underrated. This is the guy who wanted to replace Communion wafers with unlimited bread sticks.” – David Letterman “It’s been reported that after the Pope retires he’ll receive a relatively small pension. So don’t be surprised to see an elderly German on the sidewalk with a sign […]
© Tom Tomorrow Somehow, conservatives have hoodwinked us into believing that there is some sort of financial emergency, and that in order to avoid cutting entitlements in the future, we have to… cut them now! This is nonsense. An excellent article in The New Yorker that explains the real situation, and gives a strong hint […]
“The Pope, a couple of weeks ago, was fired. One day you’re the leader of the Catholic Church, and the next day you’re at Denny’s blowing on your soup.” – David Letterman “The Italian press is reporting that the next Pope could be the cardinal from Boston. If he gets the job, he’ll be the […]
“Sad news from the Vatican. As you know, Pope Benedict was fired a couple of weeks ago. They caught him stealing communion wafers” – David Letterman “The big question: Who’s going to replace the Pope? Where’s the new Pope going to come from? I think they should check out Whole Foods. I’ve seen plenty of […]
Russell Brand takes on two members of the Westboro Baptist Church. Complete bizarreness ensues. Who knew that Gandhi went to hell!
“Can President Obama get the support of gun owners? Yes, after a four-year waiting period.” – Stephen Colbert “Obama gave his State of the Union speech and went through a laundry list of things, most of them very centrist — like he said he wanted universal preschool. He said he got the idea from trying […]
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