“Hillary Clinton came up a lot during the debate. At one point, Ted Cruz even asked Trump why he wrote four checks to Hillary for her campaign in 2008. Trump said, ‘Look, with all the women I have to write checks to every month, it’s easy to get carried away.’” – Jimmy Fallon “Marco Rubio […]
© Ruben Bolling I admit that I don’t really know how this movie will turn out. Will it have a happy ending? Will it have any ending at all? Will it result in the destruction of the Republican party (as we know it), or the destruction of America (at least our dream of America)? Did […]
What does Pi Day have to do with politics? I have no idea! I guess I just wanted to have a well-rounded website!
“Chris Christie stood right behind Trump at his victory speech last night and a lot of people noticed that Christie didn’t look too happy about it. Christie’s face is basically America’s face. It’s like: It’s really happening?” – Jimmy Fallon “The biggest story yesterday wasn’t about Trump or Clinton victories. It was Chris Christie’s face […]
“During the debate, people noticed there was a woman who kept screaming in the audience. Then Hillary was like, ‘I’m sorry – I just love how this is going! Perfect! Couldn’t be more perfect!’” – Jimmy Fallon “Former President George H.W. Bush and his wife Barbara were in attendance for the debate. Or as Jeb […]
“Tonight in Houston, Texas, there was yet another Republican debate. Even the people on ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ were like, ‘How long does this go on?’” – Jimmy Fallon You can tell the candidates are getting bored up there ’cause at one point they took turns prank calling Jeb Bush.” – Jimmy Fallon U.S. astronaut Scott Kelly […]
I promise, I will never say that this presidential race can’t go any lower. Stephen Colbert shows us what’s below rock bottom:
“Last night was the Republican caucus in Nevada, and Donald Trump scored a big victory, bringing him one step closer to the Republican nomination. A Trump presidency is getting so real, Mexico is starting to think a wall is a pretty great idea.” – Jimmy Fallon “Trump even won the Latino vote. Which is amazing. […]
OMG, this is hilarious. That’s the news from America. What does Britain think of all this?
“We have Bill Gates on the show tonight. We wanted to have a soft-spoken, thoughtful billionaire who is trying to make the world a better place, but since Donald Trump wasn’t available — we went with Bill.” – Jimmy Fallon “At a rally in Las Vegas last night Donald Trump told supporters he’d like to […]
© Berkeley Breathed How can Trump make America great again if he is a direct symptom of the problem with America?
When the machines take over, will they speak via Twitter? First, Gawker created a Mussolini bot named @ilduce2016 that tweeted quotes from Benito Mussolini at Trump. The goal was to get Trump to retweet Mussolini, and they succeeded. But now, an AI researcher at MIT has created an AI bot named @DeepDrumpf that tweets just […]
Staff pick from one of the best bookstores ever – Powell’s Books in Portland: To be serious, I don’t think Trump is a actually a fascist, he is just playing one on TV in order to get attention (and it seems to be working). Yes, he is extremely authoritarian, but he doesn’t have any particular […]
“After doing poorly in Iowa, New Hampshire, and South Carolina, Jeb Bush announced that he’s dropping out of the race. Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz are both hoping to pick up Jeb’s supporters. Then Jeb said, ‘Joke’s on you — I didn’t have any supporters!’” – Jimmy Fallon “George W. Bush was a little confused […]
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