[Jokes from Jul 25, 2017] Today, Senate Republicans voted to move forward in the process to repeal and replace Obamacare, even though they don’t know what they’re going to be voting on. That’s like going into a hospital and telling the surgeon, “Surprise me! Just go for it!” – Jimmy Fallon This afternoon, Republicans in […]
Trevor Noah hilariously pokes fun at the White House over Anthony Scaramucci, who was fired even before he officially started his new job. © Drew Sheneman
[Jokes from Jul 24, 2017] Big news out of Washington on Friday – White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer officially resigned. That’s right, Spicer said that all the greats always know when to leave on top. – Jimmy Fallon On Friday, Sean Spicer resigned as White House press secretary. He wanted to spend more time […]
© Tom Tomorrow I suspect that sometime in the near future, Donald Trump is going to try to pardon someone he shouldn’t, and all hell will break loose. My only question is whether when that happens, will the Republicans stand up to Trump, or will they roll over?
[Jokes from Jul 20, 2017] President Trump said in a new interview that he had regrets about appointing Attorney General Jeff Sessions. Sessions said today that he will continue to serve as long as it is appropriate. So only until about 1955. – Seth Meyers The identities of the people who attended the meeting between […]
This weekend, attendees at a large cybersecurity conference were invited to try their hands at hacking 30 voting machines. The conference had acquired the machines and set up a “voting machine village“. Every single machine was hacked. The first ones in less than 90 minutes. Some were hacked with no physical contact. And remember that […]
[Jokes from Jul 18, 2017] I have some sad news tonight. As of 10:48 p.m. eastern last night, the GOP healthcare bill was pronounced dead of terminal sucking. – Stephen Colbert The Republican bill to repeal and replace Obamacare has officially fallen apart. But Republicans say they’re just going to let Obamacare fail while they […]
Some people have started to notice something interesting. All attention was focused on John McCain as he made a dramatic return to the Senate after being diagnosed with cancer, giving a speech that received a standing ovation, and then voting against the Obamacare repeal. Ironically, there was another senator who was also recently diagnosed with […]
Trump jokes about wanting to be on Mt. Rushmore. Mt. Rushmore responds:
Donald Trump is replacing everyone in the White House who is not his relative with really bad caricatures from B-movies. Either that, or some horrific reality show where they really do kill people. Kudos to the NY Post for actually running this cover and tweeting “In the latest episode of ‘White House Survivor’, the West […]
[Jokes from Jul 17, 2017] Donald Trump Jr. has admitted to holding an undisclosed meeting before the election with a Russian lawyer and a Russian lobbyist who reportedly once worked for the KGB. And the hardest part to believe is there was a Donald Trump dumb enough to do that [shows photo of President Trump] […]
Conservative George Will has a lovely and hilarious opinion piece in the Washington Post. I really do recommend that you go read the whole thing, but I’ll include a few paragraphs to entice you. One warning: you will probably need a dictionary. Will’s claim is that Donald Trump is actually something that the nation did […]
[Jokes from Jul 13, 2017] On the way to Paris the president had some off-the-record conversations with reporters on Air Force One, and then he decided he wanted some of what he said to be ON the record. So Trump told reporters last night that the wall — you know that wall Mexico’s going to […]
Late last night, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell introduced a bill that nobody had read (or even seen before). Then he brought the bill up for a vote this morning at 1am. Seriously. I’ll probably be using that word a few times in this rant. But it gets even crazier. Nobody liked this law. It […]
[Jokes from Jul 12, 2017] Yesterday, Donald Trump Jr. released emails explicitly detailing an invitation by the Russian government to collude, and his enthusiastic acceptance, quote: “I love it.” Oh Don, not as much as I do. Delicious. – Stephen Colbert According to friends of Donald Trump Jr., back in college he was a black-out […]
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