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Late Night Political Humor

“The first detainee from Guantanamo Bay arrived in New York City for trial. You know what that means? He’ll be back on the street tomorrow.” – David Letterman

“It’s crazy the way things work. They bring the guy — he’s locked up down there for four years in Guantanamo Bay — they bring him to New York City for trial. But he’s everywhere. Tomorrow, Barnes and Noble. This guy will be at Barnes and Noble, signing copies of his new book, ‘Too Fat to Jihad.'” – David Letterman

“Hey, yesterday, Hezbollah was defeated in the Lebanese elections. That’s right. Hezbollah was defeated… so now they have no choice but to merge with Fiat.” – David Letterman

“In Iran, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is in a tight race. This guy is everywhere trying to drum up support. On Sunday, he was on the Iranian talk show, ‘Eliminate the Press.'” – David Letterman

“If you think about it, we’re losing short, tiny dictators. If Mahmoud Ahmadinejad loses, he’s gone. And then you got Kim Jong-Il. He’s gone. So then the only dictator left, tiny dictator left, will be Mayor Bloomberg.” – David Letterman

“A new report just came out that says President Obama has mentioned Jesus Christ in more speeches than President Bush did. Can you believe that? Still, neither has used the phrase ‘Oh God, oh God,’ more than President Clinton.” – Conan O’Brien

“Earlier today, President Obama spoke at a town hall meeting in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Yeah. Yeah, half of the Wisconsin crowd had never seen an African-American, and the other half had never seen a skinny person.” – Conan O’Brien

“President Obama is proposing a new national healthcare plan that’s both inexpensive and accessible. He’s calling it Have Your Surgery In Mexico.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Scientists are now saying that children under the age of two should not watch television. Apparently, it delays language development. But I say, keep watching, kids. Keep watching.” – Jimmy Fallon

“A pastor in Kentucky is asking parishioners to bring their guns to church to help celebrate the Fourth of July and the Second Amendment. The church loves the idea. Donations have gone up 500% since they started passing the collection plate at gunpoint.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Al Gore is back in the news today because President Obama is saying he might send him to North Korea to negotiate with Kim Jong-Il. I’m thinking if you’re going to send a vice president to negotiate with a madman, why don’t you send Joe Biden? At least Biden speaks the language of crazy. He understands the ways of the bonkers.” – Craig Ferguson

“I can’t remember if Al Gore has a beard right now or not, because if so, that’s good. It’s like Robin Williams, it’s the same rule. Robin Williams, beard in the movie, it’s a good movie. No beard, bad movie.” – Craig Ferguson

“He’s been acting up a lot lately, Kim Jong-Il. Yesterday he sentenced two American journalists to a labor camp. And a couple of weeks ago, he tested another nuclear weapon. I think he thinks he’s a Bond villain. The next thing you know, he’ll be living in a hollowed-out volcano with an army of robot skeletons and he’ll be stroking a large cat.” – Craig Ferguson

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You might be a conservative, if…

First there was that study that showed a correlation between being a conservative and low intelligence. Now this:

Are you very bothered by the sight of a cockroach, the smell of urine, coming into contact with a toilet seat in a public restroom, or accidentally drinking from a stranger’s soda can? If so, then you’re probably a political conservative, according to a recent study. In various surveys, researchers found that people who indicated more “disgust sensitivity” were significantly more likely to label themselves conservative, especially on issues like abortion and gay marriage.

Inbar, Y. et al., “Conservatives Are More Easily Disgusted Than Liberals,” Cognition & Emotion (June 2009).

What I want to know is, what if the things that disgust you are conservatives like Rove, Cheney, Coulter, Limbaugh, Hannity, and O’Reilly?

The same article in the Boston Globe also talks about a study that tests the Wall Street claim that the “best and the brightest” migrated to the hedge fund industry. Their conclusion? Not so much.

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Holocaust at Heart

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The US Holocaust Memorial Museum has reopened.

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Late Night Political Humor

“The newest nominee for the Supreme Court, Sonia Sotomayor, broke her ankle at LaGuardia Airport. Broke it in three places. And listen to this, at least two of those breaks have to be approved by the Senate.” –David Letterman

“This morning, Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor fell and broke her ankle at LaGuardia airport. Yeah, if she’s confirmed, the first case she’ll hear is Sotomayor v. LaGuardia airport.” – Conan O’Brien

“She broke it right out there at LaGuardia Airport, stumbled on a thing and busted her leg, very painful. But fortunately, Rush Limbaugh’s maid was right there at the gate with a little. ‘Here, try a little…'” – David Letterman

“And then, Rush said he hopes her ankle doesn’t heal.” – David Letterman

“Boy, this is a weird story. Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor is at LaGuardia and she breaks her ankle. This happened, like, two days ago. And in a 5-to-4 ruling, the current justices have voted to send her a get well card.” – David Letterman

“Yesterday, Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor fell and broke her ankle, and she’s expected to be on crutches for several weeks. In a related story, Republicans have announced that Sotomayor’s confirmation hearing will consist of three questions and a timed obstacle course.” – Conan O’Brien

“You know who was in town this weekend, went to a Yankee game? Sarah Palin, governor of Alaska. And she was up there with Rudy Giuliani. They were sitting together. And their seats were, well, let me tell you where their seats were. They were way, way in far right field. They were so far right. Crazy.” – David Letterman

“Sarah Palin got there early and she was taken to her seat, shown to her seat, by Joe the Usher.” – David Letterman

“While she was at the Yankee game, Sarah Palin managed to spend $150,000 on hats and t-shirts.” – David Letterman

“One awkward moment, though, during the game. Maybe you heard about it, maybe you saw it on one of the highlight reels, one awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game. During the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez.” – David Letterman

“But Sarah Palin — it was exciting, because everybody loves New York City and she spent the entire weekend here in New York City. And late yesterday afternoon, as a matter of fact, she actually pulled out her rifle, and she shot that thing on Donald Trump’s head..” – David Letterman

“Hillary Clinton’s in the news. Yesterday, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton sent a stern warning to North Korea to stop their belligerent actions. Her exact quote was ‘Don’t make me get all Hillary on your ass.'” – Conan O’Brien

“Big night for Angela Lansbury. She won a record fifth Tony Award. And she was named acting president of General Motors. Did you know that?” – David Letterman

“Big news in Saudi Arabia. For the first time in 30 years, Saudis are allowed to go to the movies this weekend. It’s really good. Yeah. Give it up. There’s a few movies to choose from. You can see ‘Turban Cowboy,’ ‘The Taking of Hostages 1,2,3,’ ‘He’s Just Not That Into You Driving,’ or Tyler Perry’s ‘Madea Goes To Jail For Showing Her Ankles.'” – Jimmy Fallon

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Limbaugh blames health care problems on “exercise freaks”

Rush Limbaugh talking about Obama’s plan to reform health care in the US:

I’ll tell you why Obama wants to hurry. I’ll answer my own question. If he doesn’t get it done now he’s not going to get it done because everything he’s doing is falling apart. Everything he’s doing is crumbling. He’s in a state of panic out there. He wants it done because if he gets this — if he gets health care, folks, as Mona Charen wrote — it’s the ball game. It’s all she wrote. In socialized medicine, government health care — you heard him say, the overweight are to blame. Yeah, folks, I gotta tell you something.

Suck on this, LimbaughI think those of you that regularly exercise — playing softball, baseball, basketball, soccer, mountain biking, running, rock climbing, skiing, skating, running — you’re the people getting injured. You’re the people showing up at the hospital with busted knees and tendons and skin cancer, ankle sprains, knee and hip replacements, broken bones, concussions, muscle, ligament, tendon, cartilage strains and tears, tendinitis, rotator cuff tears. All you exercise freaks, you’re the ones putting stress on the health care system. What happens when people don’t regularly exercise and keep their weight relatively under control? Nothing! They probably don’t even know their doctors’ names. So you’re urging to go out there do all of this stuff and you’re ending up in the hospital all the time with these injuries and some people think these injuries are badges of honor. A knee surgery scars a badge of honor shows toughness. Yeah. Toughness, somebody else has to pay for.

Yes, Mister obese cigar-chomping drug addict actually said “All you exercise freaks, you’re the ones putting stress on the health care system.”

Hear the audio at MediaMatters.

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Colbert in Iraq

“I am Stephen Colbert, and I am reporting for duty. Folks, right off the top, I want to thank the USO for bringing me and my show to our brave men and women in uniform in Baghdad, Iraq. Thank you so much. I have to say, this place is great. I’ve always loved the beach, but I hate the ocean, so this is perfect!” – Stephen Colbert

“What an honor it is for you to have me here, and what a thrill it is to bring my show to the men and women in the U.S. military in Iraq. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen. Iraq. The country so nice, we invaded it twice.” – Stephen Colbert

“You know, folks, a lesser man would try to pander to you. But I’m not going to do that. Besides, you would never fall for it, because you are the sharpest, coolest, sexiest fighting force in the history of mankind.” – Stephen Colbert

“You know, it’s my first trip to Iraq. I don’t know why I haven’t made it here before, but it’s hard to explain to the people back home just how hot it is here. Let me put it this way: When Saddam Hussein got to hell, I’m guessing he asked for a blanket.” – Stephen Colbert

“We’re actually broadcasting tonight from one of Saddam Hussein’s old palaces, the al-Fah, which is also known as the water palace, because that’s the only damn drink you can get around here. Come on! I mean, really. No alcohol? If anyone deserves a beer, it’s you people.” – Stephen Colbert

“Besides, if you get one, hook me up. I’ve had a look around the palace. Saddam had fantastic taste. There’s so much marble and gold paint, I thought I was watching ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey.'” – Stephen Colbert

“But you know, it must be nice here in Iraq, because I understand some of you keep coming back again, and again, and again. … The good news is, you’ve earned enough frequent flier miles for a free ticket to Afghanistan.” – Stephen Colbert

“But folks, this newsman is here. Why? Well, for a lot of reasons. First, medical. My doctor said I wasn’t getting enough dust. Second, personal. I’ve always wanted to be able to cook a microwave burrito in my pants.” – Stephen Colbert

“You know, Saddam’s face is still on some of the walls around here. He’s carved himself into the murals. And Saddam’s initials are still on the ceiling and on the top of the pillars. But now that he’s gone, I think we should really figure out something new for S.H. to stand for. Hmm, S.H. What would fit now? S*** happens?” – Stephen Colbert

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Listening to Karl Rove is dangerous to your health

Karl Rove is out with a new column in the Wall Street Journal called (unabashedly) “How to Stop Socialized Health Care“.

What’s completely hypocritical of this is that Rove was one of the main promoters of the Medicare prescription drug benefit in 2003, which was the biggest move in 40 years toward what Rove now slams as “socialized health care”.

Why does anyone pay attention to this jerk? I do like the suggestion of the Cato Institute (a libertarian think tank):

Karl Rove should have been named Man of the Year at some point by the Democratic National Committee. The political consultant/Bush adviser played a big role in expanding the burden of government, convincing Bush to saddle the nation with fiscal disasters such as the “no-bureaucrat-left-behind” education bill, the corrupt farm bills, the pork-filled transportation bills, and the horrific new entitlement for prescription drugs. He also helped ruin the GOP image with his inside-the-beltway version of “compassionate conservatism,” thus paving the way for big Democratic victories in 2006 and 2008.

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Our Health Depends On It

There are too many “facts” being thrown around in the healthcare debate, and not enough information for me to figure out which ones are true. This is made worse by “facts” that I know are false. For example, I keep hearing opponents of health care reform claim that if health insurance was provided by the government, then you will not be able to pick your own doctor. Not only is this not true in every plan being proposed in the US, it is not even true in any country I know of that has single payer health insurance.

But other “facts” are more difficult to evaluate. For example, I keep hearing about long waiting lines in Canada for certain treatments, or to see specialists. Or about people crossing the border from Canada to the US to take advantage of our “superior” health care. It shouldn’t be difficult to actually find out if either of these things are true. How many people come to the US for medical procedures? How does this compare to the number of people in the US who travel to other countries to get medical procedures? Where are these numbers?

What we are left with — which is better than nothing — is anecdotal evidence. For example, a posting today in Reddit from a Canadian, giving what looks to be a fairly balanced view of the Canadian health care system — largely positive, but not afraid to point out things that could be better.

A better researched example, but still anecdotal, is this excellent article in The New Yorker that argues that “Costlier care is often worse care” in the US.

So I guess I will throw in my anecdotal evidence too. I am actually in a fairly good position to provide anecdotal evidence for and against health care reform. I have mainly lived in the US, but I have also lived — and more importantly had interactions with the health care system — in three other countries: England, Canada, and New Zealand. In addition, I have good friends in all of those countries, including friends who have lived both in the US and those countries, and we have had discussions about the relative merits of the various systems. This is what I’ve found:

  • Nobody I know prefers the system in the US. Not even close. I know people who will no longer travel to the US, just because they have had bad experiences with the US health care system.
  • I have talked to more people who have traveled to other countries to get health care they either could not get here (because it was not yet approved) or could not afford (because it was cheaper to fly to another country and get a treatment than it was to get it here), than people who have traveled from other countries to the US to get treatment.
  • You cannot talk about single payer systems in other countries as if they were all alike. There are many variations.

This last point is important. I lived in England during the Thatcher era, which is many ways was similar to some of our recent conservative administrations. Prime Minister Thatcher spent a lot of time trying to destroy the social programs created by the previous left-wing Labour governments, including the single payer health care system. As a result, I would say that England had the worst single payer system I have had to deal with. Still better than the current US system.

Canada, where I have lived multiple times, comes in second. Better than the British system, and far better than the US, but could definitely use some improvements. One thing I specifically don’t like about the Canadian system is that you cannot buy extra private insurance if you want it. You are locked into their system, period.

The best system I have had personal experience with is in New Zealand. In NZ, doctors and hospitals are privately run, but the government pays for basic preventative care and for major medical problems. There is an emphasis on keeping everyone healthy through regular check-ups and early detection of serious problems, and the government also pays for big things (the kind that usually bankrupts people in the US). Supplemental private health insurance is available, if you want and can pay for it, and is relatively inexpensive (since it doesn’t have to pay for basic preventative care, nor for hugely expensive problems).

One thing that surprised me was that automobile insurance was also far cheaper than equivalent insurance in the US, because it did not need to cover medical expenses. So you saved a ton of money: no out-of-pocket health insurance costs other than what you paid in taxes to cover that insurance, which was far less than paying for an equivalent health insurance policy in the US; and far cheaper car insurance.

As for long waits, when I needed to see a doctor in NZ, I called a doctor who was located within walking distance of where I lived, and got an appointment for the next morning. I showed up with all my private information — ready to fill out a bunch of forms — and was surprised to find out that I did not need to fill out anything. From the time I showed up, until I was sitting in front of the doctor, was less than 5 minutes. And the doctor didn’t feel any need to practice defensive medicine. She mentioned some tests that I could get if I wanted them, but said she didn’t think they were warranted. Since I had already had similar tests in the US, I didn’t get them. It was a completely pleasant experience, and I felt like the doctor was not rushed, was willing to answer all of my questions, and discuss all of my options. The whole thing cost me $35 (if I had been a resident of New Zealand, rather than a visitor, it would have been free).

Likewise, I had to refill some prescriptions while I was there, and the total I had to pay (and I was paying the full price, since I was a visitor) was less than the deductible amount I was paying for the same prescriptions in the US. So it was cheaper to pay full price for drugs in NZ than to get them with health insurance supposedly paying for them in the US. And the full price of the drugs in the US (if I had not had an expensive insurance plan that covered prescriptions) was over four times what they cost in NZ. And of course, if I was a resident of NZ, they would have been free.

I had a similar experience when a friend had an allergic reaction and was having problems breathing. We called the nearest hospital, and they said to bring her in. When we arrived, they had already prepared a room for her in advance (I have never had that happen in the US) and again, she was talking to a doctor within minutes of arriving. Their treatment worked, and she was breathing normally again, but they asked her to stay for a few hours so they could make sure everything was alright before they released her. While we were waiting, I started wondering how much this was going to cost (since she was also a visitor and not covered by the NZ health plan), but when we went to leave, we were not charged anything. Also, the total amount of paperwork she had to fill out was her name and address, and a couple of questions about any drugs to which she might be allergic.

A few month after that, back in the US, I had to go to an urgent care center for a minor emergency, and the paperwork they had me fill out took 45 minutes to finish, and then I had to wait over an hour before I got to see a doctor who was obviously rushed. The experiences were like night and day. And even not counting my expensive health insurance plan I had to pay for in the US, my emergency in the US cost me far more than a more serious emergency in NZ.

So the point of all this is that it is not just important that we get health insurance reform, it is very important what system we end up with. There are powerful forces in the US who want health care reform to fail, just like Thatcher wanted it to fail in the UK. If we let these people influence the new system, we will end up with a poor system. Then they will be able to shout “I told you so” about government-run health care.

Don’t let them do it. We need facts. We need to look objectively at the health care systems in other countries, and pick the parts that will work for us, and get rid of those things that don’t work. We can’t figure out a good health care system based on lies and deceptions, or on misleading labels like “socialist” or “government takeovers”.

Our health depends on it.

UPDATE: Another good article about health care reform in the New York Times, with more information about the Canadian system.

UPDATE 2: An editorial in Newsweek by Tom Daschele, “A public plan will reduce costs and improve access” makes the point that a public plan will offer “a far greater choice of docitors than private plans do.”

UPDATE 3: More information from Canada — with evidence that Canadians love their health care system.

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Letterman — master of irony — responds to Palin

Sarah and Todd Palin wrote a nastygram to David Letterman about some jokes he made about their trip to New York. Letterman responds:

UPDATE: The Empire Strikes Back! MSNBC has the details — scroll down to “Palin keeps up her crusade against Letterman“. Palin also denounced the media’s “political double standard” by leaving Obama’s children alone but not hers. Of course, she didn’t mention that it was she who called herself a “hockey mom” and brought up her children, including bringing up Bristol’s pregnancy, and that Bristol herself has given interviews to TODAY and People magazine.

UPDATE 2: Letterman apologizes, saying that the joke was “beyond flawed”.

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Conservative Alternate Reality

Fox News analyst Charles Krauthammer says:

What Fox did is not just create a venue for alternative opinion. It created an alternate reality.

Ironically, I think he meant it as a compliment.

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Gingrich Disses Reagan!

Ronald Reagan, speaking to the United Nations on June 19, 1982:

I speak today as both a citizen of the United States and of the world. … My people have sent me here today to speak for them as citizens of the world, which they truly are, for we Americans are drawn from every nationality represented in this chamber today.

Newt Gingrich, addressing the GOP on June 8, 2009:

Let me be clear. I am not a citizen of the world! I think the entire concept is intellectual nonsense and stunningly dangerous.

So how about it, Newt? Did Reagan spout stunningly dangerous words that are intellectual nonsense?

See the video at DailyKosTV.

UPDATE: Olbermann has further good video on this:

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Why they hate us

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Do Republicans even know what Socialism is?

A while ago, the Republicans noticed that calling an opponent a “liberal” didn’t quite have the sting it once did, so they decided to simply replace the word “liberal” with the word “socialist”. Seriously.

Unfortunately, I don’t think any of them bothered to look up what socialism means. This led to ironic situations where people like “Joe the Plumber” were calling Obama a socialist because he was going to lower Joe’s taxes (by raising taxes on the rich). But I didn’t think that even Republicans could talk out of both sides of their mouth — applauding and decrying “socialist” policies — simultaneously.

Until now.

Monday, Fox News broadcast Sean Hannity interviewing Sarah Palin. One minute, Palin is bragging about how she increased the size of the check that every resident (man, woman, and child) gets from Alaska’s oil revenues:

Palin: We are the only state with a negative tax rate where we don’t have any income, sales or property tax statewide, and yes we have a share of our oil resource revenue that goes back to the people that own the resources. Imagine that.

Hannity: And it went up higher since you’ve been the governor and you negotiated with the oil companies. That all went up so people get a bigger check.

Palin: There was a corrupt tax system up there and we had a couple of lawmakers end up in jail because of the tax system that was adopted so we cleaned it up and said we wanted a fair and equitable share of the resources that we own, and the people will share in those resource revenues that are derived.

If this isn’t socialism (or at least redistribution of wealth beyond Obama’s wildest dreams) then I don’t know what is. At the time, even Republicans called her a socialist, according to the Alaska blog The Mudflats:

After renegotiating the tax rate with oil companies, and using the gain to hand out $1200 checks to every man, woman and child in the state, some Republicans in Alaska were screeching “Socialism!” and comparing her to Hugo Chavez. All this, of course, was back before Palin became a household name outside Alaska’s borders. Most Alaskans thought this whole plan was just great. There were those on the left and those on the right that disagreed with Palin’s tactics, but it was a good lesson in how to become popular. Hand out cash.

But Hannity doesn’t even notice. In fact, just a few minutes later this in the interview, the other side of their mouths open:

Palin: If Americans aren’t paying attention, unfortunately our country could evolve into something that we do not even recognize. Certainly that is so far from what the founders of our country had in mind for us.

Hannity: Socialism?

Palin: Well… that is where we are headed.

Watch it yourself:

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Late Night Political Humor

“I know why you’re happy. That speech Black Elvis gave in Cairo. Wow, he is Jimi Hendrix with a Teleprompter, isn’t he? He was making good on a campaign promise to reach out to the Muslim world. Let’s just hope it works better with Muslims that it did with Republicans.” – Bill Maher

“Did you see the speech? It was his longest one ever and a high degree of difficulty you’d have to say. Someone asked Obama before the address, ‘How’re you going to address this cultural women-oppressing, religious fanatics?’ And he said, ‘Same as Notre Dame.'” – Bill Maher

“President Obama impressed listeners by beginning his speech with the traditional Islamic greeting, “Salaam Aleikum.” Yeah, it’s very cool. Yeah, it was especially impressive because a year ago, President Bush opened with ‘Shalom Amigos.'” – Conan O’Brien

“It went well with Muslims around the world. They were very impressed, including Muslim Americans right here at home. One Muslim American said it gave him great hope that some day he could go through airport security without pretending to be Mexican.” – Bill Maher

“President Obama gave the speech at Egypt’s Cairo University. The crowd at Cairo University loved Obama’s speech, especially the joke he made about their rival, Cairo State. It’s a safety school.” – Conan O’Brien

“Republican Sen. Inhofe, he’s a douche bag, he said it was un-American. These guys are just jealous that when this President goes to Middle East, nobody throws a shoe at him.” – Bill Maher

“Un-American? It was intelligent; it was broad-minded; it was nuanced. Oh he’s right. It is un-American.” – Bill Maher

“I got something to tell you Mr. Inhofe, Obama’s speech was produced right here in the U.S.A and the rest of the world is buying it, which is more than I can say for General Motors.” – Bill Maher

“President Obama’s continuing his world tour. Yesterday he was in Egypt, did you see that? He visited the Pyramids of Giza. And he called them ‘awe-inspiring.’ That was an improvement over President Bush’s tour of the pyramids. He called them ‘pointy. They’re like a triangle.'” – Jimmy Fallon

“Here’s something kind of cool, apparently the Obamas, the President and his wife Michelle, every Friday night they have a date. Were you aware of this? Friday night is date night for the Obamas. And last week, they came to New York City and they went to a show, and they had dinner at a restaurant and I thought, ‘Oh no, now the wife’s going to get ideas.’ But it’s interesting, a Democratic president dating his wife. You know what Bill Clinton said? When he heard about that, he said, ‘Run that by me again?'” – David Letterman

“And with all this going on, did you see what Sarah Palin said yesterday? She made a speech in Alaska and she said that the money the federal government is sending to states to help bail out, well that’s not good, because that’s the federal government getting in there and trying to ‘control people.’ Yes that’s right, Sarah, it’s all about the Federal Reserve making your daughter use a condom.” – Bill Maher

“Speaking of Republican icons, Nancy Reagan this week was in the capital to unveil a statue of her late husband, Ronald Reagan, and she had lunch at the White House with Michelle Obama. I’m not sure she really knows who Michelle Obama is, cause she told her to really dust, not just move things around.” – Bill Maher

“On this day in 1925, the Chrysler Corporation was founded and had it lived, it would be 84 years old today. Founded in 1925 and lucky for you stock is still available at 1925 prices.” – David Letterman

“The favorite show to win the musical Tony this year is a show about a former Vice President, have you seen it? ‘Cheney Get Your Gun’.” – David Letterman

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